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My pool this morning. In Phoenix. It's cold.
Jan 15, 2013 5:13 PM
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idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
looks like you'll need an ice pick to play that thing
momanator
That dog is about to do its business
bossmann300
There, there in the back. Yes, that's a wolf
lostissues
can someone in Canada please set up an entire band on their frozen pool and take a picture?
Imadefetchhappen
its called a hockey pond
Totaler
Dude, I live in Ontario, we have bare ground and thawed puddles at the moment.
lostissues
yea, I'm from NH and it has been pretty warm lately also.
Totaler
Yeah, we had over a foot of snow but it all melted because it rained for like, 2 fucking days straight.
MysteryCanuckian
No way man, temps on their way down, my rink is freezing! Sweet! But I don't have a band to setup on the "frozen pool" :-)
Totaler
My city is right along a bay of Lake Ontario, so we're generally warmer than anywhere slightly North of here.
MysteryCanuckian
Well, if you mean Hamilton, that's pretty much where I live too. :-)
Totaler
So, sorry. :( I live in Belleville.
billEards
JESUS GUITAR DIED FOR YOUR SONGS!
interuptingcow
lolz
royandmossladyproblems
You made me throw my head back and laugh while clapping my hands. Like my old granny. Good god I'm an old fart.
Aryn240
"And on the third day, it was in tune again"
killerkadoogan
JESUS SALAD DIED FOR YOUR TONGS!
pupsyluv
Jesus Sandals died for your thongs?
killerkadoogan
Weed Jesus died for your Bongs.
interuptingcow
you're funny.
pupsyluv
Asian Jesus died for your VietKongs
DrBarrelRoll
don't forget orange for weight.
StinkFist893
Looks like Wolfie is about to pinch one in the back
PaganRaven
Looks to be in post or pre scratch mode to me. Tail is normally raised for dropping a deuce. I grew up with dogs don't judge me!
NightmaresOnWax
Definitely not about to pinch one, the curled tail in the air is a give away.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
What's wrong with wolfie? (his name is Max!)
StinkFist893
And you're part egg plant
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Boom.
StinkFist893
LadyWidebottom
Wolfie's just fine honey
MundaneFacts
i got that reference.
LadyWidebottom
I'm glad someone did :P
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StinkFist893
SF893 is
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
+2 for Phoenix, -1 for all my trees dying due to frost :(
GADRikky
I think the dog seems to be more upset than he should be...
OuiOuiMerci
As a fellow Arizonan, IT'S SO COLD RIGHT NOW! (I must sound like a wimp to everyone else)
MundaneFacts
you guys need to go save the saguaro cacti from dying!! go warm them up by hugging them.
bertob
Bear Down!, if the temperature drops below 32°F for more than 24 hours, all the Saguaro cacti would die.
JoffreyDahmer
Phoenician here! It's flippin' cold.
whycellothere
holy carp
TacoDaCat
Im in Tucson, AZ and its 13ºF. WTF nature?!
greencuttlefish
Here too. Did your pipes freeze? Cause my pipes froze and I didn't have water to brush my teeth.
guardianofparadise
Yup, I too live in tucson. Was working outside from 6am to 5:30pm.
greencuttlefish
I...I...I'm so sorry. Do you need a hug? *hug*
ScarlettJohanssonWontGoOutWithMeForSomeReason
:O I LIVE IN PHOENIX!
TrustMeImAnEMT
Woot me too. Also I love Scarlett!
DrSparks
Bravo. It is warm enough for you to still have water in your pool.
angelsmannequin
I live in Phoenix! I almost slipped on ice on the sidewalk yesterday morning!
TrustMeImAnEMT
Hai fellow Phoenician!
angelsmannequin
Wow my comment was like 2 years old. But Hi!
KarlPilkington
The dog is suspicious about that bucket.
thatlameguy
I feel the need to upvote all your good posts because of your username
bertob
Just for perspective for you non-Arizonans, if the temperature drops below 32°F for more than 24 hours, all the Saguaro cacti would die.
hotpotofcoffee
As a Minnesotan, you're a whimp, eh.
super6
that dog is about to shit
FallenAngel1231
I think he looks really scared
MundaneFacts
or maybe he is cold???
super6
you might be right...probably because he shit somewhere he shouldnt have
Xenocide90
OP "What can i put on there that is really expensive and fragile?"
ACatNamedVirtute
Don't worry about it, it's a super cheap fender acoustic. Proably worth under $100.
KuuroiYuki
I think it's more of AROUND $100.
JebIsAMess
Actually looks like a vintage Fender from the early 90s.....and I just described my childhood as vintage. someone hold me.
goroshek
there there *hands you a handkerchief*
ACatNamedVirtute
Don't worry I'm in the same boat you are. The crap tuners are a dead give away of the price point though. Vintage doesn't always mean good.
JebIsAMess
Agreed, but Vintage does always mean old, and more often than not, rare. I don't know, just a nostalgic thing for me I guess.
bentwrenches
If the 90's is vintage I'm a fucking dinosaur, RAWWWRR!
AWiseGuy
Doesn't necessarily mean old.
AWiseGuy
Vintage: denoting something of high quality, esp. something from the past or characteristic of the best period of a person's work.
TOASTEngineer
vintage stout shako 4 2 refined
bentwrenches
Amen brother. I'm out rockin' with the kids every night and getting wiser every day. Today I am better than I ever was. You get it.
rosehx
I looks like your dog can't decide which pile of shit to eat. Good for him (;
CFH4DMB
play smoke on the water
babyarm
this comment is underrated.
CFH4DMB
Thank you. not sure anyone understood my "trapped under ice" Metallica reefrence either, oh well. :)
CFH4DMB
da fuq..*reference
catchyreference
Me reading this
CFH4DMB
what a coincidence, this is me reading your reply.
thanks buddy! :)
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
For all the "Oh you Phoenicians don't know cold" people - We'll remember this next summer when you're complaining about 80 degree summers.
maxiaxie
Jesus, 80 degrees... oh, wait, you Americans use the most retarded temperature scale ever *Says Australia, Land of death-monsters* ;)
rebel1031
Or from Arkansas...Welcome to 108 degrees and 85% humidity in summer...and currently 24 degrees with 14 degree windchill in winter.
hellocupcake
Yes, Arkansas summers are horrible. I spent the majority of my summer on a tractor. 108 F on a giant piece of metal sucks.
eunomic
Truth. The "Peach Belt" is more like WINTER! spri- SUMMER! fa-
MundaneFacts
i was about to say the same about southern illinois. got the worst of both worlds.
airlandandsea
As someone who has spent a decade in phoenix, and a decade in duluth, I wore jeans in 120 in phx, the humidity at 85 in duluth is unbearable
EmKellesvig
Please. I live in Wisconsin. Eighty degrees in summer is normal.
unrustledjim
Eighty degrees is rather pleasant. Try Haiti. They think they share climate with Florida--they do not. ITT they live inside a wet oven.
EmKellesvig
And that's why I live in Wisconsin. I'd rather have -20F than fumidity.
unrustledjim
Wisconsin is nice. I don't blame you. Haiti is only exciting for white people if you enjoy being kidnapped to be held for ransom.
magnetlt
It's called ice...
MundaneFacts
what is called ice?
flylike
"While my guitar gently freeze."
OhNewman
I wouldn't trust ice in Phoenix with anything, let alone my guitar.
unrustledjim
I'm sure he laminated it first.
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
I was going to make a joke about the Coyotes, but I'm not sure if you're one of their 50 fans.
OhNewman
Damn yeah I set you up perfectly, and I'm a Bruins fan so you would have been in the clear.
Aralia
Why is the dog in the background looking so scared?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Just don't get too heavy on the bass.
AyJax
I don't meant to alarm you, but I think your guitar may have at one point belonged to Jesus Christ.
wellfed
The Rock-Son of-God?
whatthehellamidoing
Jesus WAS a carpenter, after all...
FacelessGod
*Cue Jesus Christ Superstar*
blueknot
Now play "Stairway to Heaven"!
NotAllOfUsCanBeMichaelFreakingScott
anyways, heres wonderwall
Aryn240
This. This was a clever comment...
CrackerSticks
As long as it is not in a music store. http://codinghorror.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a85dcdae970b0128777002e2970c-pi
blueknot
Or in Wayne's World
CrackerSticks
You can't see it but I am giving you the highest of fives right now.
voltron7812
that reminded me of the episode of Metalocalypse where Swizgar made all those different guitars and one was made out of Christ's cross.
Hybris51129
Just some designs I'ves been messings arounds with.
Hybris51129
I would like to apologize for nercoing your comment 2 years after you made it.
Moonkey
Banana for scale, guitar for temperature. Got it.
chudfukker
I don't look forward to seeing stupid comments with "guitar for temperature" in them. The banana thing is stupid as it is
HerpDerpINFINITY
Imgur Science^
otunes
let's make this a thing.
hairywall
you sir are a genius
SmilingBuddha
This is probably the best comment I have ever seen on imgur.
schmohpie833
Omg YES. this is definitely a new thing!
wasmitholz
Freedom/Bald Eagle
CraigTheHoare
You know what you have started now you glorious person you.
Cornflame
What about Jose for scale?
kingsudo
I have that exact same guitar.
ironmansleftnipple
Tor nail clippers for transparency
hightwr
So, is it "Holy shit it's Fender outside!!" or are we using the frets to determine temperature values?
NotACanadian
So 1 black guitar's about 0 degrees C? 5?
Stellarium
thinged.
iNeverRejectTheNullHypothesis
Bla bla bla, congratulations on getting more upvotes than the pictures
peternielsenmusic
I reeeeally don't want to use my guitars for temperature...
PMmeYourSteamKeys
This has more points than the actual post
NotTheHero
it's all fun and games until the guitar catches fire...
dannosaur7
That moment when top comment gets more points than the post itself. Well done, sir!
LifeIsAHighway
Not going to lie... I was like where's the banana, but then the light bulb kicked in and I lol'd.... curse 3 hours of sleep!!!
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
DonnerDinnerParty
This is the beginning of a beautiful thing.
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
This is brilliant and I will do my best to help this catch on.
Yuri909
Read me 10 for all coffee didn't become a thing. :\
GoogleFucker
Omg I remember that!
theNextStep
I don't -- link?
TheLaudanumGuy
Suasage for speed of light
NotAPervert
what was the temperature at the time, so we have a baseline for "one guitar" worth of cold?
GoogleFucker
Nine hours later, this is genuinely a thing now.
TheAverageSpiderMan
Commenting just to prove i was present when this idea occured
Philomathematic
Jumping on board!
b0pp
Indeed
Groose
I missed banana for scale and there is no way im missing this one
ILikePenguinsMoreThanYouWithYourUsernameILikePenguins
How did banana for scale actually start?
OdeToBlue
Electric for Celsius, acoustic for Fahrenheit and bass for Kelvin?
red4182
It was so cold you stuttered.
OdeToBlue
T.. t.. touché.
TimBroth
Nice, you made a thing that's a thing now.
pockets24
and cantaloup for verification
Illegitimatekitten
http://imgur.com/h175I
mlaw
this will become a thing...i have already foreseen it
Toderdj
It is known
triplepenetration
Dude, what happens next? Will I win my 342th lottery ticket for 10,000 bucks?
istealthetopcommentandrepost
It's 3 guitars cold today
FalseCatFactsonImgur
TIL that mlaw has prophetic powers and is in fact the imgur shaman.
SoulOfCoal
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/cb/cb374a3ba8e3a1a451d7980714814f2e485bc869c778e9c900c720f88d81ecd5.jpg
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Still a thibg
KrombopulusMichaelKiIls
It's a thing. From: The future.
Doingitforthepeople
it has become a thing.
stackoverflo
It became a thing, fyi
punnypanther
The thing is this thing is loosing steam.. must support the thing!
kritiker
Not since the accident ...
bentwrenches
I'm Down.
themaggiemoo
congratulations on officially starting a "thing" on imgur.
ThisCommentIsHilarious
Wow it totally is a thing on Imgur. I was just referred back to this post via http://imgur.com/topic/Hand_Picked/SQpXB Good Call!!!
AtHomeWithTrolls
Aw man but I cannot easily procure a guitar.
AirbendingintheTARDIS
Don't forget tacos for time.
bob7777777
cherry for contrast, cantelope for reference, pigeon for comparison
thepsyborg
Comment has more points than image... :O it MUST be a thing now.
StarkRG
I giggled and then said "Oh good" out loud.
Elonth
you just made history
chevella70
Dear future me, I was here on this day.
vellu21
Heeey, future you. I'm sure you've changed since then.
dontcallmeplath
Ooh! Me too!
rylecx
did you just make this a thing. How do people just know how the internet works like this?
LuckyMisfit
I signed in to upvote this. Well done.
Swarlz
Count me in in making it a thing. Did I grammar well just now or have I messed it up?
TheAverageSpiderMan
Well, you grammar-ed, one way or the other
OdeToBlue
Electric for Celsius, acoustic for Fahrenheit and bass for Kelvin?
Maaaaaaate
That's good, because I measure in celsius and don't own an acoustic to keep my electric company yet.
MrBoomstik
I get it, because the bass goes lower...
Shqwando
This. For this, my next music project will be known as Electric Celsius!
makey
Not gonna happen. I don't have an electric guitar and I don't know Fahrenheit. So I'll use acoustic for Celcius either way...
ThatGuyCollectingNotifications
Does this mean I'm going to die when I go home today? I have 4 whole Kelvin in my room... That's like -452.47 Degrees Fahrenheit!
CrackerSticks
You may need to strategically place then around your home, just in case.
PZUU777
FOUR WHOLE KELVINS?!
CrackerSticks
You may need to strategically place them around your home, just in case
ThatGuyCollectingNotifications
My "home" is an 8 by 10 ft room -_-
StarkRG
And for Rankine?
DukeDarkwood
I'm sure 2018 is too late to join in (I was linked here), but I feel it's obvious: Rankine = bass.
Illyric
NO, AND NEITHER REAUMUR NOR RØMER COUNT EITHER.
Sauzels
So Delisle's good, got it.
TheGreatMizuti
banjo?
StarkRG
Nice!