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Whenever you feel like you're doing something pointless remember this
Dec 15, 2015 10:17 PM
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onymous
How do we really know BMWs have turn signals at all? Do you have proof?
imageisliveyo
Everytime I'm pissed off at someone while driving, It's usually a BMW or a PRIUS. EVERYTIME!
ZaeMillion
And if you ever feel like a shit job. Remember someone in the world spends 8 hours a day making dildos.
ratchet00111
Hah, it's funny because BMW drivers don't use turn signals.
bimmerbimmer
I'm relevant!! ..... wait....
Aximilli
I drive a BMW, use my blinkers, and yell at people who don't. I defy your sterotypes good sir!
Surfartfish
Good for you, I turned my dad. He was a no blinker user kind of guy. I told him it is not for the people you see it is for those you don't.
Auxilium
I live in Munich and can't really remember any BMW that have not used blinker...
kailton
Yeah, or a steering wheel into american cars.
rcornejo
Um those guys aren't installing turn signals, they are installing the $15k bumper.
MisterDudeGuy
I will never not upvote this - BMW drivers are the douchiest
squidvalley
only driven by bankers and wankers
SeymoreGrunklehaggn
That took an unexpected turn
miwialex
Heh..... Because they didn't use their signal
hemorrhagicshenanigans
*laugh track*
buttscommasteve
Farmbot26
You win.
SpaghettiFox
heHEY!
CyberAkuma
You, I like you
MyBananaIsRipeToMeasureYourOriginalCuntent
This should be top comment. :)
ISayFuckAllTheTime
As a BMW driver, I'm anal about using my signals, because I don't want to wreck my BMW. Unless you drive a Prius - those can't damage cars.
Exitus04
Thats not true... its a $600 option you have to order the car with... most people wont pay for it
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
Today, a small dick redneck truck signaled right, then turned left DIRECTLY INTO ME, I missed him by inches, flipped him off so fuckin hard
NoReply4675
That's a robots job
JustAGirlOnImgur
FWD: FWD: RE: LOL
WilWheatonStoleMyButtplug
AND USE YOUR SIGNAL ***BEFORE*** YOU HIT YOUR BRAKES OTHERWISE IT'S JUST FUCKING POINTLESS AND YOU'RE STILL A DOUCHEBAG!
SomethingAwesomer
+100, really. Also, pedestrians rely on turn signals, too, so if you see someone wanting to cross the street, signal!
NoirePanda
Or people that tell you to go and then nearly smash into you when you do go.
m3n00b
I didn't even know BMWs came with signals until I got an M3.
Stupidsexyflindserson
In my defense, my BMW is a fickle asshole and sometimes it just doesn't want to work.
leahbear
This. My E30 hates me
NotifyThemSteveDave
Oddly, my Ford is at the dealer because the driver's turn signal wiring is loose and works intermittantly. My BMW's...it always works.
Stupidsexyflindserson
My 335i requires a deft touch. Sometimes I think it's on, but it was just on for a second a shut off on it's own. My Ford Flex is foolproof.
NotifyThemSteveDave
That's funny. It's a common issue on the new Explorers, IDK about the Flex. Maybe the one touch "comfort" festure or w/e 3-blink is faulty?
twisster76
Do you guys mine reddit for the top comment and repost it?
moskaudeth
Never underestimate what people will do for attention.
Oban
Almost every top comment comes from Reddit or the top comment when it was posted last time.
Ferrumkit
I accidentally a comment today, I suppose that's an accomplishment.
moskaudeth
I've always found that Escalade drivers are the worst ones. One tried running me off the road last night
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
my escalade is a few years old now, I hate signaling because of the stupid lights on the sideviews, whoever came up with that should die.
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
don't get me wrong I signal anyway, but ...fuck those lights.
dustySoda
I actually kinda like those lights...
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
I thought I liked them, until I had actually driven with them on my vehicle for awhile.
TemporaryUzername
so because of that, they automatically become the worst. gotcha!
daletvak
Escalado aficionado confirmed
TemporaryUzername
i actually dislike them. but whatever.
Tuytle
I have to agree
Metopheles
sigh... well that escalated quickly...
llortamai
*Escaladed
tomyironmane
naw, man, the absolute worst are Smart Car drivers. Every last one of them is so stupid...
Animala144
In England we don't get any Escalades so can't comment but can confirm BMWs are the worse. Loads of other people don't, but BMWs are #1.
WisdomPlaytime
My dear friend has an Escalade & a Cadillac. He never signals. Scary being in the passenger seat. It's 4am & he's not home yet. I'm worried.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Prius drivers are just a little better than that.
NotAPervert
So what'd you do?
moskaudeth
Speed up. They got pissed and got on the shoulder to eventually pass me up, they almost ended up losing control lol
HappyShark
The rage when people don't use their blinkers to turn
CthulhuBubbles
I hate it so much. I ride my bike to work and nearly get smeared because someone doesn't use a turn signal.
CanadianMooseRider
ino84
Watch "Shoot 'em up", there's a scene of finest retribution for not using turning lights. I think about that scene often during commute...
azureraptor
That was truly glorious. I remember that one, and have recommended the movie based on that alone.
AnonOmis1000
Even if there isn't a car around, I still use my fucking turn signals.
TheSplendidEntity
Me too! I think people forget that we're literally operating heavy machinery by driving, turn signals are imperative!
AnonOmis1000
It's also courteous. That way people know where you're going.
404GravitassNotFound
I did this in my driving test and when examiner asked why I said building good habits. Passed.
AnonOmis1000
I'd be like "Why the fuck wouldn't I?"
Squeezit
Same. It's best to stay in the habit.
SixSixSix
Move to the middle east...your head would explode.
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
Likely more than your head.
SixSixSix
ZING!
MoooCow
Rage when people leave their blinkers on too. Almost crashed into some guy yesterday because I thought he was turning.
YourWaifuIsTrash
As a pedestrian, I often find myself muttering strings of expletives after every crosswalk. >
YourWaifuIsTrash
"Fucking fuckwad, it's your own damn fucking fault you had to stop fucking short. What? I'm going too fucking slow? Fuck you, asshole."
Squeezit
I ride a motorcycle. It makes me want to punch out their mirror when they don't signal.
SteakNazisMustDie
Or, equally frustrating, waiting until they begin to turn before indicating and making you miss you chance to pull out...
Gink0
Sounds like an excuse not to pull out
NegimaSensei
"Hey there. I'm announcing to you that I am turning... while I am turning."
NedDanson
Just like a roommate who knocks while opening the door.
VictoryWine
Those.. Those are the people who deserve a special, very hot circle in hell, all just for them.
SteakNazisMustDie
More like a Sisyphean T-junction where they are to eternally wait for a car to pass only to find it turning and another car behind it.
VictoryWine
Nice. Precisely that.
LuckyWild
The rage when people turn off their backlights on newer cars. ARGH!
Tippey764
I honestly do not care about other people Using their turn signals. So long as you don't move into the left lane on highway in front of me
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Ianness00
In 'Murica it's a turn signal because it signals turns. I also blink.
Bristolian
Indicators.
grizzzzzly
Reddit: What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
SirJimmothy
+1 for quoting reddit and not pretending it's your own
Tippey764
-1 for pretending like Reddit came up with this first
LetsTalkAboutCats
Dad?
ffilm
This joke gets funnier every time I hear it! It is now 1,000 times funnier than the first time.....
Amythyst
Huh, I've heard that one before with a Porche instead of a BMW
LeonardKleinrock
That's actually Porsches.
passbuspass
I usually frame this joke with a comparison of BMW drivers and a cactus, but same diff
ISayFuckAllTheTime
You know BMW makes motorcycles right?
MisterMeSeeksDeath
Thanks grandpa!
ElPoloDiablo
You're the one getting the upvote because the other didn't mention the comment was taken from Roddit
WhaIeOilBeefHooked
I mean, my mom told me this joke when I was like 10. Not exactly an original comment.
CerebrawlHemmorage
Top Gear: The pricks that used to drive BMWs now drive Audis.
MWisBest
AUDI: Assholes Usually Drive It.
retgarr
That was like 8 years ago. Mercs now that they look mean.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
(As a pickup driver): if there is an Audi behind you and they are trailing by more than 50 feet, you need to check your load.
SirJimmothy
I don't like audis pricks keep tainting otherwise nice cars for the rest of us
thefatlonelyjew
Every Audi I've ever owned has been a steaming pile of shit
TemporaryUzername
wait till you see the recycled fold up chairs they used to make the R8's tubular frame.
thefatlonelyjew
I will wait. I have also never owned an Audi...
HatsuneMikuIsBestVocaloid
Stop stereotyping car owners. I don't own or drive a BMW myself, but it is kind of unfair to stereotype them all.
SpreadItLikePeanutButterJelly
I don't understand the stereotype either. I've seen awful, careless drivers in many makes. I always signal.
lurkaholic
I don't understand why, but BMW drivers are horrible on this issue. The stereotype will continue as long as the drivers keep asshatting.
jammertime
Why generalize all BMW drivers? Just because you've seen some be dicks doesn't mean we all are.
lurkaholic
No, I've seen MOST be dicks. To the point I thought BMW designed their cars with no signals at all. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
hcar
It's not unfair if it's true :)
HatsuneMikuIsBestVocaloid
Sometimes it isn't.
Surfartfish
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
sleete
Much of the time it isn't.
HalfpriceFruitbasket
I-I have a BMW and I use my turn signal.....why am I hated?
titsonfleek
Me too! Almost every time
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
It's really luxury cars in general. The rich often drive "entitled", but these days you don't have to really even be rich to afford a bmw.
rile
I give BMW drivers a bad name!0
gorgosaurusrex
What BMW? I'm going to guess... An F30 335i?
chaserrrr
I had a 328i (so 335 just a smaller engine) and I always used my turn signals unless it was 3am and there wasn't another car on the road
marvster
I don't quite get the BMW driver meme.
KnucleheadFlow
Haters gonna hate
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
As a BMW driver who's first instinct was to feed offended:
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
feel, god dammit.
SupraJZA80
Well then you're clearly not part of the problem then.
EnoughlyTannedEnough
Then
Fuckmeindakunt
Haha me too! As the owner of a Bimmer that uses his turn signal, THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!! DOZENS! Please forgive the douchey majority :'(
manualoverride
The assholes seem to have transitioned to Audis.. but it will take a while for the memes to catch up.
barryman
Confirmation bias. BMW drivers are actually significantly better than most.
jammertime
Because we like to take care of our cars! I drive safe & aware. Me being an assholes come into play when around assholes though, i won't lie
ComradeZoidberg
BMWs are definitely a car for those who like to tinker.
lucky13kenny
Jealousy mostly
SaucinFookinBiscuitsForAHatty
Sureeeee ya do eh
nailedhard
because typical cliche is that out of 10 idiot drivers on the road, 9 are in BMW's... I feel your pain, also getting blamed ;D
AzgarOgly
In Europe they are :)
VictoryWine
If you use your blinkers, you're appreciated and often marveled at. Cause generally, BMW and other luxury car drivers are special assholes.
jammertime
People with shitty cars are assholes too. I always use my turn signals!
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good2go4ne1
upvoting because i'm the same way, also because i like you car. e39 540i M-Package 6 speed here [:
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good2go4ne1
alpine weiss on black [: yours?
jammertime
Let's trade bimmers for a day :)
good2go4ne1
i have yet to let another person drive my car D:
chickenburrito01
I use mine too. The bitch is my right headlight went out. Anyone ever replace one of those? I guess I have to take the tire off??
ejacutron
The headlights in most BMW's are actually super easy to access. They are a joy to work on compared to ford's and some other domestics.
ejacutron
Yes yes. Missed the point. Blah blah bmw hate circle jerk :)
wholm
A majority of the bmw's I come across use their blinkers. Bmw owners usually drive faster and change lanes a lot but bmws are fun to drive.
Vanilla00Gorilla
Yes! Very much thiz
thestorkasaurus
Huh. Most of the BMW drivers I see drive pretty slowly. Or at least those are the ones that stand out. Maybe they get profiled by cops?
TheRealImgurOP
probably a demographic of where you live. Maybe it's older people that own BMWs there?
chaserrrr
My grandma bought a z4 a couple years ago, then she traded it in for a 2 series roadster cuz this one's easier for them to get in and out of
TheRealImgurOP
Your gma has good taste :P
Hanesgar
Bimmers are sporty and handle extremely well and give you the confidence to drive aggressively. This is my theory why they're hated.
chaserrrr
Plus they're a bit more than most people can afford, but cheap enough that your friend who likes showing off their money can buy one.
Tippey764
The hate of bmws by most imgur users is comical considering most of them don't drive or drive far inferior vehicles
cakepunching
Is your main vehicle a beamer or do you just ride your high horse?
thegreenfaction
No..... I drive one of these bad boys #bimmerOverEverything http://imgur.com/Q276ILh
Tippey764
Yes all my vehicles are bimmers, I also own a shop where I mostly work on them as well.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
Oh I get it
MantisTobagganMD
There you go again, stealing my thunder. You raging jabroni.
spicyAioli
+1 for dr Toboggan
narex456
"because the... and then the... with the... lol" @DrTobogganMantisToboggan
MantisTobagganMD
Yo. Fuck this imposter.
trapazoid
it's very clever
LuckyWild
Yeah BMW car owners are smartasses that think they own the roads. Or something.
HAiD3R
But the same thing can be said about Audi drivers, merc drivers, taxi's & buses.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
(No I don't)
LuckyWild
I also find newer wolkswagen cars have a very low blinker (not that ppl dont use it, but it's hard to see properly)
whamblamthankyoumaam
Kyle? Is this you?!
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
No, this is Patrick.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
I'm not kidding that's actually my name
Omega156
I guess there's a new stereotype that people who drive BMWs dont use blinkers?
flack9099
Well we don't because horses wear blinkers. We have indicators which we always use when we are about to turn or change lanes.
mayc0
Can confirm, wife drives a 325i, never used turn signals.
foxearredasshole
It's not new, but yes.
GodOfTheBumbleBees
What do you mean by "stereotype"?
Omega156
Potentially false assumption about a group of people made in the form of a blanket statement, generally without actual proof that it's true.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
I guess I'm from a place too poor to know that stereotype
Omega156
Im from a place with plenty of BMW drivers, and none that I've noticed are particularly worse than regular drivers at using turn signals.
hoeya
Or obeying the speed limit.
LordNoodles
I'm visiting California (SD and LA) and no one uses a goddamn signal out here, regardless of BMW or not
Dsoir
In Miami turn signal when switching lanes means "hurry up and block him from getting in front of you"
ffilm
If I see a signal, I'll slow down or move; if not, I'll do everything I can to keep them from making the turn (or lane change).
dysiode
This, especially when lanes end and everyone was warned they were ending in 5 miles and I was the person who got over 5 miles ago.