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Deez Nuts 2016
campaign bumper sticker from http://www.deeznutsforpresident.org/
who wouldn't want this on their car?
EDIT: the t shirt version, as well http://imgur.com/gallery/RqMfGt4/new
misterscary
Let's get to bashing butts.
Point21Gigawatts
*phone rings* "Hello?" "Hello, would you like to contribute to our candidate?" "Who is it?" "DEEZ NUTS" *hangs up* "Damn kids these days."
IW42
HA! GOT EEM
counslor
America is divided into the left, and right. Deez Nuts will bring the country together in one package.
IAlwaysUpvoteGhostbusters
I'm Canadian and want one!
TheSwansonator
Not a good idea to tea bag America. We've dropped bombs for some arguably petty shit.
Amattawityou
If it comes down to Deez Nuts or Trump you've got my vote. Of the two jokes at least this one is funny.
LuSiDity
Gottt Eeeeemmmmm
jazzhead
Maybe Trump is only a nice ruse to trick you all into voting. Who knows?
Frosthawk87
Deez nuts wasn't funny the first time. It's still not funny.
AmelieWithSpoon
Deez nuts can really work on reforming the penile system
McBook
His pen is mighty
Detox208
Super PAC'd on your chin
silentnena
Giggled at this.
kutison
You missed a golden opportunity for a but sex joke.
MarvinV36
2016 Is a joke first Donald trump now this!
Aslandus
I would rather elect an actual joke than Donald Trump... just saying...
MajesticallyRidingAShark
Is anyone going to mention that you have to be at least 35 to be president?
UNRAVELINGTHEWORLD
I believe after his campaign is funded over $5000, he has to fill another form that proves he is who he says he is. Or something like that.
youblind
If someone makes this into a bumper sticker, I will use it, and you will see riots in Kansas because of it.... Please make it...
LadyTotesMcGoats
Its really not good to split the election on a joke the more ppl voteing for a joke = less votes for a legit canidate, trump suporters 1/2
LadyTotesMcGoats
Wont be doing that and he'll just come out way ahead.
phdinhorribleness
I agree but since a fifteen year old made the name I'm pretty sure it won't be on the ballot.
Numbaz878
That's the thing though neither candidates are a good fit
ThatsMrSchaefdogtoYou
Its all fun and games until we legitimately elect some one who runs this moronic of a campaign.
DeezNuts4Prez
you don't think Deez Nuts would be a good fit?
Dominian
Deez Nuts should do an AMA. I want to know if he wants to erect a wall to south of the border!
Aslandus
He wants to erect a giant tower with two circular offices below it, is that good enough?
Dominian
It's a start
MomHeSawedMeInHalfAgain
Still better than trump
RayIsPrettyOkay
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCzC7zDUIAALWFZ.jpg
ChewbaccaFlockaFlame
I like his policies. Very reminiscent of the great Giant Douche-Turd Sandwich debate.
DT35
Is Trump the Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich?
ChewbaccaFlockaFlame
Why Trump of course, is the great white hope!
Donnicton
Yes.
leftyshuckles
Did this guy make this? -
dreaalldai
Shittttt! That was well
APTerminator
Sanders / Nuts 2016
StandardDeviant
Nuts/Trump 2016
Histrionical
Nuts to Trump, I vehemently agree.
CertifiedTintinologist
We need to find a candidate with the last name Emerald.... or Planters
MersaultX
And, of course, Vice President Got Eem.
BetaTester112
Please let this be a thing.
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Solracii
holy shit that was terrifying
BootybuttsNstankysluts
That weird black dude should just come out after deez nuts is elected president and just yell got emmm into the mic .
TheAngryBang
For the love of God its 'gotti'
Elbirdoloco
No... no it is not. He is saying "got him". And to type it out the way he says it is "got eem"
WhiskeyDe
Really?! That's the first out of hundreds of got eems I've seen and doesn't saying "ha got him" make more sense than "gotti" or same?
sirplayerone
Hell yes!
oopsimadepoops
Youtuber Philip defranco said he would be his vp if no one else would
ibeandrew
Have you seen Malone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGDg37lSB0
BootybuttsNstankysluts
That weird black dude should just come out after deez nuts is elected president and just yell got emmm into the mic .
aegiskay
She was announced as Anya Chin
Or10nSharkFin
Oh my god...
easyridercat
All I can think of is that Aussie hardcore band every time I see these.
JackedMorganFreeman
It's also a Dr Dre song from his old album "The Chronic"
DrunkRedneckHipster
Yes! I'm glad someone else thinks this.
gammaraycharles
Which band?
easyridercat
They're called Deez Nuts. When I killed the prom queen split the drummer fronted a hardcore band. http://youtu.be/XZXg0pzcRB4
S7ALK3R
QuinedQualia
Too bad it's a fifteen year old kid from Iowa
MarkBonneaux
i literally said that when i found out too. like if it was some guy over 35, we could still get him in but a kid... dammit...
Numbaz878
If it were someone over 35. I would have expected him to have a neck beard and a fedora and just act retarded on stage.Like On family guy
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WhiskeyDe
Very good
StephFreitas
The fact that someone with that name is rubbing makes this whole election a joke
Jousis
Dat typo.
StephFreitas
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG SUCH A GOOD TYPO!!!!!!!!!! Im so glad you saw that becaudse I didnt! Thank you iphone auto correct
nefariousscheme
Ask not what Deez Nuts can do for you, ask what you can do for Deez Nuts.
KeilyThinksitseasypeasy
i just know deez nuts als a band..
StandardDeviant
I read that like JFK
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Great, burned myself with my coffee. Well done Dr. Nefarious.
langarica17
I just blew water through my nose reading that
TheFinalDoctor
If Deez Nuts gets a come from behind victory, it would show the rest of the world just how much of a joke the US presidency is
TimePressure
Guys, the rest of the world already knows. However, elections aren't THAT much better elsewhere.
thedirtyturd
Cum* from behind
favdumpthrowaway
As if the two-party system and all the current candidates didn't do a stellar job at that already.
WHOISTIRED
I want this to become true, I really do.
wonder89
We're electing a President, who basically has the future of mankind in their hands, and this country treats it like a game show. Tragic.
LordChappers
Also, if Trump wins it would show how much of a joke the US presidency is.
Rox2
Same with Hillary
TheBrockYouKnow
This whole campaign raises a valid satire of American Politics. Your only choices are sucky choices.
ardolino1989
The rest of the world already knows.
TheFinalDoctor
...Deez Nuts come from behind...
Dispari
Maybe this is the year we just say "enough" and elect Deez Nuts as president, because we're all out of shits to give.
Snooj
Someone needs to run a counter campaign like Daht Poussey - Tighter Control for America.
TemporaryDiabetes
Omg, genius
Verelse
They should run on the same ticket. What a pair with Deez Nuts.
madethisaccountjusttocomment
Isn't that what trump is doing?
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Sounds like a Bond girl. How did they miss this one?
CoolSnackChris
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FBOF
As a foreigner, I wholeheartedly welcome the change DEEZ NUTS would bring to America and the world. DEEZ NUTS 2016!
Talligan
As long as he's a straight shooter and doesn't mind when things get hairy, he'll do okay.
mikeshinobi
"come from behind victory"
yakatuus
how buggered we all are...
Fishdicks06
Holy shit Lana phrasing
krmanski
ParksNreccumonherback.gif
distortedlens
He knows what he said
exeunt
Victory would make a decent porn star name.
TexanScrubLord
It might already be
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
"cum from behind victory" FTFY
Denvercoder09
It's the greatest come back story since the Kardashians
ScorelessPine
Igotthatreference.gif
pumpernicklelel
Kanye West was a true fan of doggystyle
staudt69
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
According to The Guardian, he is the most successful Independent presidential candidate in 20 years - beating Colbert and Vermin Supreme.
FreddyBenelli
Beating them by what metric?
Dordron
I liked vermin supreme he throws glitter on people and promises everyone a pony
storebrandproductmascot
But not really because other candidates had real people voting for them instead of a few ppl on 4chan spamming polls.
kkus
I'm not on 4 Chan and I'd spam to make deez nuts President.
ravnicrasol
Well, in some places they use voting machines. You'd just need to put a couple lines of software and he'd have a landslide victory.
TOASTEngineer
I'm snorting lines of software right now. Snort as in the security auditing tool.
Caldehyde
More like politics as a whole.
YouJustGotRickRolled
Donald Trump is already running for presidency... it almost can't get more of a joke than it is.
Oscill8s
Don't tempt him - I bet this isn't even his final form.
personsofinterest
US electoral democracy has serious flaws, but its more transparent than most and the role the president plays in the world is not a joke
TurtleHands
The person who registered the name for presidential election is a 15 y/o from Ohio. Not eligible to run until 2036 lol
clankclankimatank
Iowa
TheDarkWhiz
Well I mean Obama isn't even a U.S. citizen and he got in
TheDarkWhiz
Shouldn't have to say this but yes, I am joking.
TurtleHands
Got scared there for a minute.
Durandal17O7
Same for Trump, really.
MrChiPigg
Seriously....I'll defect and become a lemming in Canada.
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
"Hey Trump! Can you.. triumph over DEEZ NUTS?!" "HA! GOT EMMM *drives off in limo*
astrobeard
"The hacker known as 4chan has gotten the independent candidate Deez Nuts elected president"
valen00
As an Australian, don't your presidents need to be like 35 or 45 or something in order to be eligible?
Tyrannax
35 :)
eetsumkaus
well, even if some of the forerunners win it'll show the rest of the world just how much of a joke the US presidency is...
StraightToCatFolder
Another candidate that makes me gag.
Talligan
I like you
Jacko707
should be top comment
gettingjiggywithit
9 times?
jitspoe
I don't normally get emotional about elections, but this candidate has me choked up.
KevMud
StraightToCatFolder
Yes!
AceOfNines
What the ever-lovin' fuck was that? A press conference on carpet munching?
JurassicParksAndRekt
Ayyyyyyyyyy
THISISMENOW
lmao
Tech3828
Ayyyyyyye
imnotokaywiththis
Ayyyyyeeeooooo
beastly11001
Their in my state! 9% of the vote! There are dozens of us!
ThinkFurther
DODENNZ! Dew tewk er jeeebs!
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
plus 8% in Minnesota, 7% in Iowa
Kaitou
Is there a full stat for Deez Nuts?
mlmsj
Of!
Detox208
They're*
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KuuroiYuki
Glorious
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
, Mr President
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Don't be so harsh, it's North Carolina our education system don't learn us good.
TheWasson
Oh good ole NC
ImMrNovember
First in flight, 48th in education
Amythyst
Ahead of Alabama (49) and Mississippi (50)
Aslandus
You're confusing us with SC again -_-