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MRW I get out of a cold shower and my gf says come to bed.
Aug 24, 2014 11:52 AM
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Euronyme
I mean look at that video. I get really uncomfortable every time those balls hit the ground.
gethiptothewiz
Holy shit can't eat these again http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/TwinkieTheKid.jpg
AncientDumpling
lol its a penis i laugh my ass of
ChuckNastyy
Its obviously a white penis a black one would of drowned
pizzamatters
It's a cocky cowboy...
Theslysandwhich
man.. Balls bein all dirty and shit...
Counterfit
Good thing he remembered his jimmy hat
fusociety
That's awesome! haha +1
dardar2002
Just as good as the first one.
darkforestriddle
God, I am laughing WAY too hard at these.
Lakeylake
I see what you did there
L1NK3Y
hehehe, laughing 'hard'
Christianabanana
Wild West Wang. The new dickbutt?
ROLLTIDE87
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone spent days animating a cowboy dick
OnlyOneShotAtACoolUsername
Dixar?
pretzelnugget
I'm just gonna leave a comment here because I'm too ashamed of myself for wanting to favorite. :c
SomethingCleverOrIronic
The train is also sexual.
IAmAce
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83t5dWN0S1r0i6oro1_250.gif
ozbenzion
cj179
Taking the train to pound-town...
Candymostdandy
I find it impressive how good the penis is at swimming.
Node1112
Submit a comment
pghstitches
sauce: http://vimeo.com/25969993
JasonForge
I'm gonna ask for the sauce out of curiousity here.
MaiShannAnigans
I never thougt a penis could be this cute n.n
sedated
short movie about a dick
TheJealousCactus
Is this cowboy named Woody?
HingleMcCringlebarry
watching that thing run on its balls make mine hurt
zanealo
Why isn't anyone dicking around in the comments? I see some pretty ballsy puns that you could be using right now!
datdatdattruth
i hope yall realized all them penises hadn't been mutilated (circumcised) and that's why they actually work! unlike your shriveled up jewdik
souls456
+1 just for that
mizekel
People need to think long and hard about what they're going to insert into here. We can't just keep taking strokes until something sticks.
savemebabyjebus
ah yah didn't get the three pun comment, ya cocked it all up!
funkyphil101wastakensoichosethis
Penis.
Cthulhukitten
Great kid, don't get penisy.
TheUncleanablePoopStreak
dainironfoot
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
you weren't here lately i guess.
gtaomg
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GrandMagusRubick
The best part is that the reversed version was on the original post.
EveryFlavourBean
Oh my God, tell me this is real and not from like a TV show or something.
Cthulhukitten
It's from a TV show or something.
Cassiraa
I'm sorry, this is not a real penis. I don't think. I've been wrong before.
ChromeBadger
It's from How I Met Your Mother
EveryFlavourBean
Ah yes that would be Cranston's work, yes?
ThornyAmalgam
Commenting for... later uses. >^>
TLUL
Sauroctonus
I'd been shown that version before the non-reversed one... I had a feeling the context was off there. :P
dias103
Yes!!
Jookzie
This needs all the upvotes!
BlatantlyObvious0
You just made that post 1000x better +1
AVivekFromMars
It's back! That GIF is back.
ObliviousVirgin
The most appropriate use of that gif that I've seen so far.
Hokie5
WHO IS MAKING THESE
SoUmHowDoesThisWorkAgain
You tube search wanted melody. For whatever reason daily motion doesn't work for me
Yoshiru
funkymonkeee
The Spanish Inquisition
SeriouslyYouGuysNeedToStartShoweringEveryday
Jesus.
elandriel
and why am i still hearing about them now?
MoccaFixer
Still relevant..
BeverlyShear
twitch532?
ElderJewSeemsPrettyNice
I know
DanteHouser
Choo Choo!
PicnicPanicNic
me
SlightlyNormal
@pyruvate. How fucking hard is it to see the OP's name in the top right corner?
Whispererr
OP's name doesn't appear on mobile. Another flaw.
goldcode
I see it and I'm on mobile.
Hedgehoglet
doesnt the app really suck? use the mobiles webbrowser instead?
Evlegend777
Hi
Whispererr
That it does, spent about a month with "load but no show" gifs. I'm just a poor Imgurian looking for quick funnies.
Yesnomaybeyes
The French.
FlightoftheBumbleBear
Bunch of Dicks.
WhiteCracker
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the French
portel
Très drole
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
I should pay France another visit.
AsGoogle
but their sleeping
soukmania
No we're not! Well, I'm not. Someone's gotta be up if the phone rings. What am I saying, no one ever calls up...
AsGoogle
they're**********
hairinthewind
i thought that was a joke until i looked it up and realized that is actually the case
mooooooose
I would like to know what you googled.
hairinthewind
someone else linked it, i just read it: http://twitchfilm.com/2012/12/marvel-at-animated-penis-western-the-willies-wanted-melody.html
TheGreenFairy
Right? Because I can't imagine using "cowboy dicks" as a search term would be very fruitful. Well, it might be fruit-full.
ricknobinson
Jonah Hill
reidft
You motherfucker
radametz
JonahHillSickReferenceBro.gif
PirateMatt
I get that reference
AnnaKendrickLamar
White people
goawaybird
haha, I don't get it.
RandomAbscessMemories
Oh so you're implying that POC can't explore non-conventional creative avenues? Check your priviledge shitlord supreme!cantstopthechop
+1 for comment and username
BananaInYourEar
This is way too much specific of a gif, who does them.
hairinthewind
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-willies-an-unexpected-series FYI they are trying to raise money to make more
Tarbender2
Almost reached their goal!!
fairmai
Pixar hasn't been the same since Cars...
Hesselius
I came back five images because I was still giggling at this comment. Bravo
Yokosumari
Dixar
Kudoskid
Who actually takes cold showers?
LimitDoesNotExist
Me. All round the year.
KrisKringlez
I like my showers to be a bit colder than most ppl like im sure....wakes up my body
FeralBiohazard
I did when I went to a mental hospital.
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
after the gym I have a cold shower.
colacp
There was actually a Seinfeld episode about this.
CynicalFish
I do! :D It hot here!
stonerboi420lmao
I do all the time, even in winter
Koda626
The romans believed that anyone who showered with warm water was weak.
idownvoteplottwist
"Cold showers? They're for psychotics." "Well I take 'em........They give me a Whooooosh."
NotWithABangButAWhimper
James Bond.
JesusHorsedickChrist
I came here to say that and I almost upvoted you, but then I didn't because you didn't say "Bond. James Bond."
NotWithABangButAWhimper
Thanks for the upvote, I'm glad to see someone else with weird James Bond facts.
Dolphin91
me
BitchButcher
Men
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
Me. All summer, every summer.
colacp
I start hot to get clean and relax the muscles. Then go cold because I live in Florida and don't want to sweat all day.
Impossibrew
You try taking a warm shower after you been out in 100 degree weather for an extended amount of time.
buzzboy
I do it all the time. Feels good to open the pores.
Impossibrew
The pores are already open though, you been out in 100 degree weather.
HalloweenAintTillManana
I live in Maine and I love cold showers. I don't deal well with heat.
Yummyyummytacoz
I live in la and I take them all the time
Toxicempanada
I live on the northern east coast of the US and I do. Every day. Just had this conversation twice this week! I like cold!
ColoradoCattleCo
Farmers like me in the summer after working outside all day. People do still work outdoors
cephalopodcast
I've done "military style" lately. Quick burst of cold, water goes off for cleansing, quick cold rinse. Invigorating, really
blitherypoop
I do...but I don't have testicles.
Ocobthaigh
Lots of people in FL. Except my bf. Because he's a freak of nature.
BitchButcher
Men
UniTheUnicorn
I'm a female but I only take cold showers
KV55
I refuse to take cold showers because when I spend effort shaving my legs I don't want to get goosebumps and ruin it or make shaving painful
UniTheUnicorn
Oh I totally know what you mean but my body has adapted to my "shave in warm" and "rinse in cold" methods and I no longer get goose bumps
Loraxis
as a male, how does goosebumps ruin shaved legs? o.O
KV55
It's a cold response. Goosebumps and the hair grows a bit. Every girl hates goosebumps if they just shaved
EddieMcfork
Did it matter that you are female?
Idownvotewhenyousayplus1
I thought it was a guy thing for killing an erection/ killing arousal
EddieMcfork
Fair enough, I'm a guy and I've never heard of that though
Kaliff
more of an expression, really
Idownvotewhenyousayplus1
I just do it cause I get hot so easily
DaKensta
Kramer
Odderpop
Liars
Catumi
I tried while in AZ but the cold water was still warm.
HalifaxSamuels
I do, because I consider 80F and up to be ice cream-eating, shirt-off-and-fan-on-high, feet-in-a-bucket-of-ice-water kind of temperatures.
Kudoskid
No matter how hot it is or how much I've worked i cant stand cold showers.
clutchthepearls
I always take a cold shower after a workout.
dower85
People with no hot water?
TheFeralDog
I do after exercising/mowing the lawn in 100+ deg heat
Rezol
I live where it gets hella cold at winter. Before I get out of the shower I turn it down to cold so the air outside feels warmer.
Lionskull
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2010/01/18/the-james-bond-shower-a-shot-of-cold-water-for-health-and-vitality/
7543
Thanks for linking this...I found it quite interesting and I learned a few new things.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
I take one after a long day of working outside. Not too cold though. Just to cool down and wash all the sweaty nastiness off
CoeusDarksoul
I get really overheated when I drink & AC isn't always enough for me to cool off before bed, so a quick minute & one shriveled dick later...
TheStormThief
I do after I work out
TooManyPixels
Summer=cool or cold showers. I don't understand how someone can take a hot shower in summer.
Ocobthaigh
I can't, either. We live in FL and my bf takes super hot ones. Mine are less than room temp. Feels so goooood.
WhaleAndFriends
Because air conditioning?
HurrDurrImABurr
Hot shower makes the air feel colder, perfect for hot climates.
BeardKhan
Likewise with cold showers (not COLD cold, just lower than your body temperature cold)
TooManyPixels
Not for me, I just come out feeling hot and sticky, until I run into an AC
SequinEyes
People who live in countries with hot climate.
BiZZaK
Yeah here in summer. I only just crack the hot tap a bit to take the sting out. 40C+ = DEATH
TheDickofDestiny
Your mom's a country with hot climate.
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
EXACTLY! Man after a whole day at school sweating my balls out, cold showers are the thing I look forward to everyday.
Ambidickstrous
Take a hot shower then rinse in cold water, and tell me you don't jizz everywhere.
elizabethhorner318
As someone from Louisiana, I do.
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DecreaseWorldSuck
Like today when it's 109. I have almost passed out from taking a warm shower after being in that kind of heat. Love a cold shower.
Thuperduper
Me. Because it's a billion degrees in Texas and a million degrees in my house and I'm hot and I don't have to explain myself to you
DecreaseWorldSuck
Yeah!
EddieMcfork
At the end of a shower, turn off the hot water and have a short cold shower, it closes up pores and gives you cleaner and clearer skin
jvjanisse
That and keeps you from sweating profusely
pinkfuzzybunny
My method is just to have a crappy water heater.
ThatCubanGuy
So I'm not the only who does this?
lrrwahn
I do this since I was 4 or 5 years old. It's just wonderfully refreshing
KV55
But what about goosebumps ruining legs I just perfectly shaved?
VLCisacone
Especially if you JUST shaved. All the hair bumps. ..
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
If op has a penis, most likely his legs aren't shaved.
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
s-shave them off
julgran
*cringe*
Counterfit
There's an insanity wolf right there