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So, today my daughter and I found out what slap bracelets are made of: recycled tape measures
Jan 14, 2012 8:59 PM
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cryowhiskey
I have scars from these things.
TaclemeElmo
Who woulda' thunk it?
BofusTeefus
*cuts off hand with a slap bracelet* That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
BenjaminTheFlute
So THAT'S why my friend always ended up with lacerations when I slapped him with those.
RonSwansonsMustache
Are you and your daughter from 1994?
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
@hotpalms ouch!
bigoak
a green planet at any cost - http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lego-dress-580x869.jpg
joezilla
this artifact reminds me of my childhood.
sykoticflaw
YOU LIE
hadleyw
Today we all learned.
CaptainJoeyNY
You guys didnt know that? I used to make my own. my dad was pissed when i fucked up his tape measure.
BartlebyTheScrivener
I have seen slap bracelets with measuring ticks. Yes, an old tape measure made into a bracelet made a tape measure.
Elkian
I remember having a slap bracelet that was also a ruler, so this doesn't surprise me.
whittness91
tell her you cannot measure your disappointment
Bakedmike
Well, how else are they gunna cut through your wrist?
thebearbeast
@flamingjew: That's what she said!
deinemutter
@hotpalms cheater!.. except you have a perfectly cylindrical dick.. then yes
DeepDeepDish
Thought this was a skate board for a second.
valjean
I thought this was going to be about silly Band-Aids, not everything I've ever believed being a lie.
Drpurrpurrpurr
Yea for recycling!
cluster77
Yeah this isn't news.
Chaostar
This actually makes me appreciate them more.
einnor76
yes, it's true and has always been so, since the 80's.
MikeKC
I have been slapped across the face countless times with these devices.
NomadRhodes
I could make a pedo joke about this but I'm to tired, so here.ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
Armstrjm
This was always my favorite toy from the Dentist!! That and the foam planes!!
Confederatesean
Mother of God.....
GamerStix
No... no fucking way that's true
machanicdude
It's not 100% true. When i was a kid i ripped these fuckers appart so much and not one was a measuring tape underneath
JackArr
PARTY??
matt692007
Actually it is very true. Cheap slap bracelets are tape measures. (Source: I worked at an amusement park and I used to break them for fun)
sonofabeesting
I could be completely off. Or my definition of fun is actually lame..... But this doesn't sound like fun
matt692007
Hey anything that passes the time at work is fun in my book.
sonofabeesting
Can't argue with that
i420247
It's very true!
GamerStix
You're a tad late to the party, aren't you?
BinaryMuse
Wait, they're really made of tape measures!?
Novachair
It's not too late, its never too late.
Kuthooloo
How's this for late?
Braethias
Aren't we all?
neeyawn
sure
berderking
Just a bit
neeyawn
huh
MenachemSchmuel
Nah, we're just from the future. As is so often said.
peacocksareforever
Future party?
BeetIeJuice
Sorry I'm late. Or early.
i420247
:( Yes. I'm learning the ropes, always check replies.
HellkerN
Always?
TerminalDiarrhea
Always?
DoctorCoktopus
ALWAYS!!!
leoricardodicaprino
perfect for when you need to measure the circumference of your dick
Misterfluffyface
I love random mode!
dragonofthewest
I forgot I was in random until I read this comment. Now I know I'm not the only one who surfs random! Thank you, random random friends :D
TerryCrews
You're not the only one.
TheGreatMizuti
Me too! :D
Misterfluffyface
Who doesn't? :D
nodthenbow
not me
goatfatdoc
I do