BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
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I feel stupid
to this day, I have only seen narwhals in futurama and junk. I have never seen an actual photograph of this animal so I didn't know it existed. WTF! Now I feel like i missed out on something... It's a fucking whale with a horn... don't judge me
in my late 20s btw
ImInHerAssLikeSodomySoIfYouSeeMyHandUnderTheTableDontBotherMe
Fuck you. I'm judging til over 9000. Did your parents not love you? Did you not have ZooBooks?
OverallRedBarbai
You're not alone, It took me until one of the Futurama movies to learn that.
damelamusica
It's an easy mistake to make. *pat pat*
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
I've got a narwhal tooth at home. The tip's broken off (about 0.5m) and I use that to convince kids in the family that unicorns are real.
caiphascain
Narwhals, naturals, living in the ocean, causing a commotion.
TheLastGunslinger
Fun fact: unicorns came into being because of a horny narwhal.
forbesyy
*giggles*
DyingAloneTickles
This is me today!
ipromisediwouldntbutohwell
I've got a narwhal tooth at home. The tip's broken off (about 0.5m) and I use that to convince kids in the family that unicorns are real.
GiraffeWithABrokenNeck
Platypus are real, too, in case you didn't know that.
ThaWhiteRanger
*judgy face*
ACaringPotato
Also called father of http://imgur.com/6CxFB0H
Tyrannotron
Unicorn of the sea =/= mythical creature of the sea.
Pongjr
I was 33 when I learned that Narwhals were not mythical, I feel your pain.
Denamic
You knew not of the mighty unicorn of the sea? Your ignorance is appalling and you should be ashamed of yourself.
LapisScarab
I can't entirely blame you, since nature makes some weird shit that you wouldn't immediately think is real.
Dogzzz
Do we blame @ComeAndTacoToMe, or public education?
Justalobstercowboy
you have gone to school?
OnceUponA
I'm judging you so hard right now OP.
FoamingAvatarGuy
pshhh. I bet you also thought jackalopes were mythical animals too.
NlGHTW0LF
how old are you?
ThatRaccoonGuy
Futurama is this person's FIRST source of narwhals. I'd be surprised if OP is 14+.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
late 20s. and in all that time i have never seen a picture of a narwhal in any school text book ever.
AppleOfClowns
It's actually a tooth.
CaliOrigin
Idk why you got downvoted, you're correct
Rephlektive
no one likes the truth.
AvagadrosAvocado
As someone who's just been to the dentist.... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!