r3b007
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When people ask me why I browse Usersub...
Jun 14, 2017 4:36 PM
r3b007
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Seb92928
Then you would love me.
37Nightwing
But let's raise a toast to those that browse user sub and send the gems to the front page.
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
I love you too!
railgap
I love Garbage. Lead singer's pretty hot too.
ElinPlanetCatcher
chardlz
When people ask my girlfriend why she's with me.
TheYearOfWinston
I like working for my points. That's why I comment in usersub. I like the grind.
rensheefteentelefoon9000
chiknhawk
Then I am the man for you!
mop36
This reminds me of the Futurama episode
NorthernBoy94
Said the boy who aspires to one day be a garbage man, don't let your dreams be memes
ProfessorDumbass
She still won't date me
Santorrr
Have you asked though
ProfessorDumbass
I keep whispering while I hide under her bed...but I guess I have not asked her out in a "sane" way
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
I use to only browse front page but realized you miss out on so much great shit and you still see everything that gets to front page anyway
abcdef1234567
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swedishish
Thylbanus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0La3aBSjvGY
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
Comparing myself to user subers makes me feel like a good person.
r3b007
https://imgur.com/9zAIPgm
SometimesISayDumbShit
Same. And god damn she is hot in this gif
Endocrom
PropainAndPropainAccesories
I wish I could love myself, too :(
ServingUpvotesOnAPlatter
BlueIceDragon
Usersub can be compared to treasure hunting. You'll mostly spend your life digging through trash, but sometimes you'll find something good.
LessanderoCortez
"treasure hunting" is a common phrase for stealing.....
BlueIceDragon
And when you do, it's much more satisfying than if you saw it on the frontpage.
Tonberryc
I love usersub for the same reason I love shitty Chinese buffets. You try a little of everything, and it makes the few good ones even better
fistermatic5000
I don't have that kind of time. I like my instant gratification to happen right now.
r3b007
it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it ;)
saltandsunshine
InsouciantSausage
everypostepic
I love you too.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
Every mighty FP post began as a tiny user sub seed.
r3b007
cute puppy pic for you: https://imgur.com/kAl7NQ0
Nobodyslogan
They were a pretty rad band in the 90's.
ThatGuyWithTheChainsaw
Why is she so hot? She isn't supposed to be that hot.
cirunz
Same reason I browsed live arcade or steam greenlight: you dig enough in garbage, you'll eventually find a gem so bright it hurts to see :)
Atemcyph
Damn, i confused her with Michelle Rodriguez
SanPedroLover
Aubrey looks extra hot in that clip
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
She is extra hot
IIIHalezIII
she just is..
SometimesISayDumbShit
Hell yeah she does
Charcharm
Kinda has Monica Belucci vibe.
Rossovich
Every clip* Fixed that egregious error.
InsouciantSausage
I would perform consensual intercourse with this individual.
Impaler9900
yes
CanadianOneDollarCoin
I would court her for a suitable time before asking her opinion on taking her in a forthright & respectable fashion.
SirBrendan
These construction workers are getting fucking woke these days
Kenblu24
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
r3b007
it's the sultry eyes
RideTheStimutacs
Light bounce for outdoor shoots can often give a "glam" effect.
MrRandom314159
Really? I think she looks a little trashy?
NachoPete
Not as hot as this:
SanPedroLover
Thats awesome, never seen that. She probably hates that clip lol
StolenCompliment
https://youtu.be/r4r4D0qaq-8 her ring pop commercial is incredibly dark. I like it ಠ_ಠ
CanadianMooseRider
omg that was a rollercoaster
bigmob100
I think it's the words that are hot they make you think you have a chance
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
You think you got a pretty good burn going on there, but pretty sure 99% of Imgur wants to be Aubrey's garbage.
valentinus
Savage
RelevantUsrname
3825
https://youtu.be/r5KtEToyWrI
freeandclear
"One man's garbage is another mans trash..." -Owen Wilson
Zaplyn
One man's trash is another man's come up - Macklemore
r3b007
wow.
mac821
-Owen Wilson
r3b007
*
InsouciantSausage
r3b007
you get all the upvotes...which is 1, I only have 1 upvote. I don't make the rules.
InsouciantSausage
o7