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Camping Hundreds Of Feet Above
Camping Hundreds Of Feet Above
Jun 12, 2017 3:38 PM
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Camping Hundreds Of Feet Above
angelicyokai
I have never successfully sat in a hammock on the first try.
Arkatie
LordGeneralHammerSmash
I bet when we get space boats someone in short order will try to figure out how to have coitus with a black hole
TTLJericho
Nope
FishingForConversation
Nope
Thesonshade
The All-New Airbnb®
MissSiesta
Fear of heights...
VoxDawg
Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.
Nimrodellama
Well that looks like a fucken stressful nights sleep. Or death.
FlightRisk3154
Look closer, they are all clipped in, worst thing to happen is one hell of an alarm clock.
atomicspud
C'mon natural selection! C'mon...
TheRagingDuelist
That guy reading the paper is dangerously close to the edge of the hammock
airstrike
from the angle you can't tell if that's a 10-foot or a 1000-foot fall
fairlyinappropriateresponse
pinkiesmalls
I sleepwalk...
ninjaoftheworld
This photo is giving me the anxiety.
Bonovox4043
Be a shame if that rope snapped.......
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
so much fuck that
kidtutty
everybody else is clipped in every for the dunce reading the newspaper..
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Pretty sure he is tied in; it's just sitting slack by his feet though
thadken
He is tied in above his feet. Pretty sure just so that the rope wouldn't interfere with his newspaper picture plan.
SingularWit
TalkSports
Drain the swamp -Darwin
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
rockfireman
Is she okay?
safetyxstab
The first guy in the blue hammock is not attached to a security cable at the center like everyone else...
PhiIIipJFry
Yeah he is, it's just near his feet rather than in the middle like everyone else.
Digicat
I roll around too much when I sleep for this. And...my crippling fear of heights.
Tikityler
Pretty sure you would be deadly still that night. You know. Other than the times you wake up flailing because you are falling.
YabadabaDoobie
They appear to have lines for safety harnesses.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Ha! You actually think you're paranoia would let you sleep, let alone roll around? You'd probably turn your head and wake up panicking.
TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
HiddenSanity
Don't worry, the second would prevent the first.
cptwott
'I need poopoo' *guy in the middle hammock prob
ThreeGoatsinACoat
Imagine being hundreds of feet up in the air in a hammock surrounded by mountains and natures beauty and you're reading a fucking newspaper.
stonedrunkdoctor
Imagine looking up from that paper and seeing all that natural beauty.
ItsBigNoMatterWhatSheSays
This was not the first thing that concerned me about this pic
dengerus
Bombs away
BenjaminDover69
Id probs nap lol
IHateApostrophes
Imagine reading a fucking newspaper.
XavierWolf
But how do you poop if you're in the middle?
Xanthus179
He had to bring the newspaper with him, not read it on the trip, and finally open it right there.
ImFrank
Awww fucking Mets lost again. This blows.
tenaciousjeebs
And then you have to take a poop.
Gravevoid
Well good thing he has the paper to clean up with after.
djdoughy
Paper. Cut. On. Your. Sphincter.
LogicalByDesign
Looks like an amazing spot to read and have a cup of coffee, just watch out for those coffee poops.
Dasteredly
To be fair, it looks like he lost one of his shoes
pettinghorseswithrakes
It's so he can distract himself from the death that surrounds him. "Now this is living!", he exclaims as he cries on the inside.
andrewtater
Seriously, as an army paratrooper, I still think "this is fucking stupid" every time I'm going up. Still jump tho. $150/month is a lot...
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
That's 1 way of saying "DON'T LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK DOWN!"
CrazyGuyOnABike
As someone who does similar things often, even beautiful mountains eventually get boring. If you're tired from your hike/climb/bike, that is
LooseyGooseyBrett
What is acceptable to do in that situation? Just stare at the mountains for 10 hours straight
LordNoodles
Jerk off
Snooj
and aim over the side.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
If you really want to feel alive you need to strangle yourself a bit while you hang 1000'.
LordNoodles
Good thing you already have rope
MoistBananas
This picture is full of nope
tg2222222
Nope on ropes
F242
https://youtu.be/1HaZYP2RD-Q
DoubleBeryl
What if you need to poop in the middle of the night?
TeamOneE
Just do it.
bikemerc
at yellowstone you have to bag it and bring down with you. No more bombs away !
MoistBananas
Hope there isn't a strong wind
CanIGetAnyOfUCuntsADrink
Pretty sure your butthole would be too clenched to let any poop out.
eovsvin
There's a Joe Swanson gif somewhere....
Thirdy
google portaledge and ask it again :D
Andytasteslikecandy
You poop in your pants like a dirty hiker
znic
CalmyKingBee
Bombs away.
BadAssAttitude
dolphindreamsandsatan
Beat me to it!!
JARKB
Asking the real questions.
imapoopymaker
I once pooped in an old dried up well in the middle east, not much is more satisfying than watching your poop fall hundreds if feet
unicyclemaverick
My husband pooped in the middle of the road while he was there.
imapoopymaker
So do all the people who live in villages in Afghanistan. Lovely place.
imapoopymaker
Fun fact, they will only poop with their butts facing away from Mecca.
themanthemyththebellend
Pretty sure I'd just have to hold it because I would not be taking my harness off to pull my pants down.
daruiner
Lord be with those who chose to camp hundreds of feet below.
FOmon
...and No, just NO.
BallsackHippo
A few years ago there was this couple camping on a cliff and, during the night, a piton failed... no there is no happy ending.
OddOod
Literally no one has died on a properly rigged highline. Ever.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Yeah but how many have died on highlines they THOUGHT were properly rigged?
Imdumbshesalesbian
Agreed. Seems super easy die