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or is it pure luck?
Dec 22, 2016 6:46 PM
canIuseyourtoilet
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1107
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or is it pure luck?
BopbopPerono
It's always destiny when it works in your favor but bad luck when it doesn't.
kevincow
I don't believe in density.
ffilm
TWO Ped X-ing signs, a crosswalk, & a gap in the fence while he zooms past a stopped bus. I hope the KGB hunts him down & puts him to work.
DaggersNscarS
What if he is the next hitler?
BigAZNMan
This shit is why you stop for schoolbuses
CouldntThinkOfAnythingClever
As a bus driver...this type of shit happens ALL the time. We were taught to look both ways right, I didn't imagine that?
AssimilateMe
Hoooooooly shit
DrunkenWeasel
And he runs off like he didn't just die.
nokidsandTHREEmoney
nICE
theoriginal7
The Last Word is bullshit if you ask me.
Hoojamufasijer
Running into the middle of the road without looking was always a good idea. Maybe if I just run really fast no one will get me.
Greyz
what a dumb cunt
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
I believe in p=m/V
ffilm
I've lived by E=IxR since forever, but protesters got it changed it to "V" = IxR somehow, so maybe I was brought up wrong.
Coldrainynightatstoke
I believe in dash cams
KbBlacken4
Is it me or did they still cross the street with out looking even after falling and seeing a car might have hit them?
toejam503
For the pedestrian it was Luck. for the driver of the passing car it was Fate
HypotheticallySneaking
"Holy isokwneidjdhi!"- The driver of the white car probably
Shadowmander
Close your eyes and leave the rest to me...
TeamRobot
I suspect she would have been hit by that car had it not been for the slip. I suspect you knew that.
Popcorn179
If only...
Dechatia19
IamDatNYCe
His angels are hard at work!
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
I still believe in retardation
Popcorn179
Well there's always LiveLeak
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
No splat?
poorwhitetrash
The stripper or the made up term for coincidence?
GamingRooster
*takes an arrow to the chest**sobs for 7 days*
TheThnikkaman
*lies down* *tries not to cry* *cries a lot*
GamingRooster
*Tries to figure out a way they can bring her back, fails*
TheThnikkaman
*continues to hope that it'll happen somehow anyways*
GamingRooster
*Prays that yang will get over losing her arm and blake and sun don't be dub and stop the white fang*
ImpactedFecalMatter
Almost witnessed a full or partial decapitation if that was a few feet closer. Look both ways when crossing for fucks sake
FunshineBear
Or even just the right way when it's a one-way street...
chunkblaster
Y'all ain't seen final destination or what? Now this bitch Gona have a billboard collapse on her or some shit till she dies
spidercop
repeatedly? what a way to go..
Ayxu22
him
ninjasaiyan777
Bitch is gender neutral
chunkblaster
It prefers "xe" or "xey"
READBIO
Natural selection dose not always work...
ch3fboyRG
No, no it dosent
lazerhosen
Pretty sure they fell from trying to stop, ensuring their own survival because of quick reflexes. Natural selection at its finest!
ffilm
That little bastard wasn't trying to stop. His feet are still kicking *forward*, not locking up into a skid.
READBIO
Cool. Dont run.