Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
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He was the "I left my company and took my software with me, cost them $250 million". He hit FP four times by writing justice porn about how he got revenge on "teh evil managers!!1!!1"
Thennn someone found his LinkedIn and it turns out he has no patents filed and his entire story was utter shit. Dunno the dude who saved the proof, but his username started with Uh or UhOh.
Tl:dr @hookerbot5000 is a lying asshole who farmed 15000+ points off bullshit
MinnesotaBear
Great story though!
TinfoilHatGuy0
I told people this and got downvoted into....psh
BedsideTiger
Time for the first imgurian of 2017 to enter downvote hell. Ya'll know what to do, EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCH FORKS!
RealBarackObama
I thought we all figured it was fake but enjoyed the story.
sassycephalopod
Well then can he make up what happens next, we want to know
DemonKiller44
Are you really insulted that a person wrote a fake story to either entertain people or get fake Internet points?
doobieornotdoobie
Give us back those fake Internet points!!
idonthaveauser
It was too stupid to be true. I expected it to be fake, or someone faking a confession to frame the ex employee.
whalehungjury
I can't even get 8 points on legit posts.
arkaanis
Time to do that thing where we downvote everything he's ever posted and the horse he rode in on.
inkhonclusive
.. people lie on the internet ?
notareej
Who cares
EnjoysGivingOs
They're bullshit points. Who cares if you earn them through bullshit or reality? Most of the stuff that makes FP is bullshit. We don't care.
IChooseWisely
Maybe he was paid off and had to take the posts down. Who knows? Just saying.
wksquared
Internet being the internet. Classic.
Noble5
Because nobody else at all on imgur would dare to post bullshit for fake internet points.
bionikchkn
That's ridiculous, nobody would go through those lengths to get meaningless internet points. I accuse you of slander!!!
MurrToTheMurr
QUICKLY! Get in touch with Sarah to get a rrefund of your internet points..
BobRossTims
@OP the guy that called him out mixed up him with someone else and got that guy fired
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
source?
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Are you serious? You people astound me... I guess if he said he was gonna post a NSFW hula hoop vid there would be an uproar?
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
/a/gX601 I mean sure, not even close to the same magnitude, but my post also doesn't have close to the attention hers did
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I'm just talking about the indifference in the comments on your post. It's just funny to me... sometimes this place is full of shit
idonthaveauser
The posts are saved on archive.org
StabbyMcMurder
It was a good story though.
FreshBoi42069
& that's really all that matters
StabbyMcMurder
True dat
TheUrbanShamanIsDeadAgainAgain
@lassannn is someone biting your style?
LurkyMcLurker
We get our upvotes back, right?
TurdSlynger
Welcome to Imgur.
LostMyNudesSendYours
Would someone really do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
Peeples87
Because they have a truly sad life.
thisisnotmyrealnameduh
Congratulations, you've officially won the internet.
stripeypurple3
A lie within a lie within a lie.... deception. ..
MemeMyselfnI
Derpception
quikfist
Incepdeception?
DrRad
No
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Whoa. That's rad
KKona123Kappa
You care way too much
CloakerJosh
Hey... This guy's a phony. HEY EVERYONE, HE'S A BIG FAT PHONEY
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
At the very least, it was entertaining. That's a point for effort.
ArtOzz
Yup. I mean, if it was mildly entertaining for 5 seconds then Id say he earned those points.
DontPutYourBallsOnMyChin
Or do you not care enough?
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
Yep
morningxafter
At least you acknowledge it. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
:'(
justhereforthefun
Luckily, I don't. I'm just here for the fun.
Greekos1
It's fake points. Don't worry people do it all the time here.
TinfoilHatGuy0
People also lose so many pts they cant post. Liar are not idiots who upvote it are the idiots who downvote the truth
TedTheodore
That bastard... guess we'll all upvote me instead for no reason.
GlaurungTheMighty
wackywoohoopizzaman
I upvoted you, just to prove you wrong that it'd be for no reason
hu3vos
Sure, why not.
AmbiguousMike
Sure why not.
StabbyMcMurder
OK. I just upvoted you for no reason
heinzb
It was more interesting than onlyporridge and bottles on the wall
heinzb
And you don't need patents to own the rights to source code
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
yeah but the dude claimed he had a patent regardless