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Apr 21, 2018 8:02 PM
Afl4min
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TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Pop his bra strap
AVerySexyDorito
Grab his titties
DasMutt
He's got bigger tits than my gf...
koops
Grab his ass and wink!
Chereazi
Then you dump your gf and go with him, his boobs are amazing!
Melpalermo53
Don't wear women's blue shirt it's to big and pop the boobs
Chappy523
Wonder why my queer ass had a girl in a bar.
Olderironthanmost
Tell the 5’2” dude inside the inflatable guido suit to deflate and face me like a man
Olderironthanmost
Laugh. Just. Fucking. Laugh.
SandpaperCock
I mean... he can hardly move as is, nothing - I don't bully the invalid - alternatively I'll help him by draining those synthol abominations
Munchman347
Just rip off his top, he'll get hauled in for exposing his tits...
RollAMemeCheck
Ask him to make her boobs look like his
DroptimusRime
Is no one thinking about how he got his shirt on?
Inzomnia03
Fuck them tits
FlysaMinelly
Grab his boobs and ask how he likes it
user14554
Slap his ass, show dominance!
LeInde
That guy should be worried about getting groped himself with knockers like those.
TheNightiesDarkNFullOfErrors
I'd probably fondle his smashing tits
theyregooddogsbrant
Grab his tits
dviking
He looks like he's been injecting synthol.
PhailRaptor
Either that or photoshop. Only options, that's not natural.
irrelevantsentence
I’ll stick my dick in his urethra
YouThinkThatsBad
I wish I had photoshop skills like that
chugeknight
Suggest a threesome, get my girl a strap on, and him in a gimp suit and ask if he's into sadism while uncomfortably close to him.
Teutonic
Complement him on his excellent boob job
polaris3
Ask him where he got his implants cause I want to get some for my girl.
Olderironthanmost
Does he double as his own airbag?
distainv
not really surprising but a guy that big would be easy to fight. His bulk would get in the way and he likely wouldn't have much stamina.
MemeWay
stamina as that Green bar bellow my health bar ?
JonathanFrey
You first
Scientist99
It's quite disturbing when humans get to be that size in terms of muscle mass. There's even a vid online of a guy with "Popeye" arms.
D33RLORD
Go for the ankles.
scnottaken
Ah yes, the old "Ussj" flaw.
fafnir77
USSJW?
BishlamekGurpgork
That, and his severe physical deformity might cause him trouble, too.
QuietGiant
This isn't the cage/ring.
distainv
I have seen body builders fight its hilarious! They can barely move.
HypnoChanger
It's weird when people say things like this. You do realize you are a human sized target that moves with normal human speed? It's not 1/
HypnoChanger
like you are a fly buzzing around him taking shots and flying out of the way of him as though he's in slow motion. A big muscular guy 2/
HypnoChanger
would generally just make a wide sweeping swing and either knock you on your ass, or you would have to dive onto your face to dodge it.
heavenlydonut
Thanks, Dwight.
cornworld
+1 for an Office Reference.
Mikeiller
Easy? nah. A guy with a bulk like that is obviously a 90s Superhero. No way you're winning that one
Updoototters
Keep to his center back, he won't be able to reach you
Moosecock
Much like his taint
OutrageousHemmorhoid
“As for YOU, taint washer...”
StitchardRamireztheKnitStalker
They aren't as strong as they look, their "muscles" are mostly oil
AMartianPotato
His muscles are mostly photo editing.
Ryebread91
Good! Whats a photon going to do to me?
Superstzday
Someone's never watched Star Wars
Ryebread91
Proton torpedo?
AMartianPotato
Yeah, not like anyone has ever been hurt by a photon. http://www.potassiumiodide.com/images/radiation-symbol-300.gif
Ryebread91
What if it’s from the visible light spectrum?
AMartianPotato
alternatively: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Laser-symbol.svg/620px-Laser-symbol.svg.png
scnottaken
E=hc/λ
AMartianPotato
+1 for quantum mechanics
lyricbaritone
It depends on the fighting skill of both people. Brock Lesnar is ridiculously swipe and could merc most ufc heavyweights. Strongman 1/2
lyricbaritone
Champion Mariusz Pudzianowski is one of the strongest dudes in the world and can't even beat mediocre journeymen.
LoodGookin
I feel like we all reading this lost something in translation.
distainv
Have you seen bricks legs though? He hasn't done leg day since high school
StarPal
distainv
Look at the ufc show me one guy who looks like a body builder. Big muscles mean slow speeds and more energy to stop power it.
QuietGiant
Lots of heavyweights look like off season bodybuilders. Bouncers tend to be huge and weight classes exist for a reason. This isn't the cage.
BoopityBee
His boobs are so round
KyLeggiero
PirateFroglet
His tiddies are better than mine
pointynipples
Girl?
Jdk2244
Prove it!
fewe
Brotostrone
Stick a pin in him and watch him fly away going thhhrrrrrppppppppp
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
Your comment deserves WAY more points than the shitty post it was posted to.
RaiderNation95209
7asib
LmAo im so happy you wrote out the sound effects. Brilliant.
crissyfox
norwad
https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jose-mourinho-giving-directions.gif
PrivateNoodles
Fuck beat me to it... oh by two hours, still
iamthisguy247
The more I look the more he looks like a cartoon. And based on cartoon logic what you say makes sense.
WellThatsOriginal
Lol.... I made the noise in my head
RanchoCucamonga
This was the first thing I thought of too!!!
LordVelveeta
Wear a hazmat suit, if you prick him he’ll spray synthol everywhere like a fire hose.
NotPapaEmeritus
Creatine is a bitch like that
rusrsdude
I think this only works for those who inject cooking oil.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Make favorite thing is how people emulate sounds using letters.
DenitoOoO
The boobs!
Zangulus
This.
SocoFox
It would sound more like an oil pipeline leaking as all the synthol poured out.
DarkSock
That’s how my last girlfriend left me; I bit her neck and she farted and flew out the window. . I should’ve bought the RealDoll™ instead...
mayhemchip
WellThatsOriginal
Lol
carolgriego2524
LMFAO
Fleggy
valeius
He won't fly away, he'll leak oil like a siv.
SocoFox
*gloonk* *gloonk* *gloonk*
Ozarck
I believe sieve is the word you were looking for.
valeius
Siv*
Whoopoop
Jerk his pants down cuz his dick is about the size of his nose. He would be so red faced with everyone laughing, fair enough.
Penerdrizzle2000
I laughed so hard I snorted...bravo
anuncannybritishamerican
Who hurt you?
JamesJohnson
wouldn't you feel silly if his penis were huge and beautiful and it instantly found its way into your mouth?
Lytre
Sounds like a win win to me...
YellowPandaGoldFish9r9r
If they're not laughing already at this jersey shore wannabe.
MycolTheFunguy
That looks like a lot of synthol oil and less steroids. Probably both though.
muramaza
Steroids wouldn't shrink your dick though
heavenlydonut
Shoot him. I’m an American.
owlest
you cant have guns in bars though
heavenlydonut
Have you been to Pulse in Orlando?
Ltrain5
God made man, colt made them equal.
IcemanChilled
im40percentbenderrodriguez
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
But he clearly has two massive guns right there?
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Heavenlydonut is America, and so can you!
Zigor22
Stand up for your girl and yourself no matter the person's race, size, etc. I'd rather get my ass beat doing what's right than be a puss.
CamelSpotter
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
hookerbot5000
still one of the best scenes in an action movie. So practical and relatable.
Zigor22
If he was as really good with a sword, he'd have cut the bullet in two.
CamelSpotter