Bhart2290
90995
1623
72
Please send help
front page edit: no i dont want dick pics, add me on snap chat and see my daily shenanigans
Apr 20, 2017 4:28 AM
Bhart2290
90995
1623
72
Please send help
front page edit: no i dont want dick pics, add me on snap chat and see my daily shenanigans
JR1066
I'll cry with you.
FeChefImgur
Keep your chip up, buttercup !
RoosterHogburn
I only send solicited dick pics, sorry.
ILikeStains
My sister found the love of her life at 27. Keep looking. :)
KolyaLegend
Me: *sends unsolicited dick pics anyway
LordofGoats
"I thought 'help' meant 'dick pics'!"
SparkleSalsa
Me as a 35 year old woman. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
ShwiftySinceBirth
Is this some form of subliminal solicitation of Dick pics? The old long play, tell em ya don't want em, and BAM. Inbox full of d's
3E1X1
SkypeOfCthulhu
Just wait 'til the thirties. "You're childless and single? What is wrong with you, and does it match well with what is wrong with me?"
canyouthriveat35
I get that all the time. I now reply with "unless you want to date me or know someone who does; it's not any concern of yours."
eromitlab
Me nearing 40: where are the women without someone else's kids?
canyouthriveat35
We exist. But then the question is tossed back. Children with someone else?
essemiis
I'm just 20 but even this soon I figured it's not for me.
theyreallgooddogsbutmineisthebest
Still me as a 37 year old woman :/
ExtraordinAri
29 never married & no kids. Seems impossible to find a sane eligible guy in his 30s with no kids or relationship ptsd.
Punderstandable
I don't send unsolicited dick pics. Hell, I don't send solicited ones.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
i would, but no one's soliciting.
AMartianPotato
How to avoid unsolicited dick pics: Admit that you're a young single woman on Imgur.
ElegantKitty
I've never received an unsolicited dick pic so far. They've all asked first. :D
tooomanysteves
I'm 33 and a decent guy... where do you live?
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Like uh you want an address..?
tooomanysteves
No, I thought I'd start with her country, wiseguy.
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Twas a joke, sheesh
tooomanysteves
Yeah, that's why I said "wiseguy"... Why does no-one use emoticons on Imgur?
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
It adds to the thrill of misinterpretation
NotaClipaMagazine
tooomanysteves
I ain't denying it.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
@Bhart2290 I'm a 26 year old dude
EuronsGiftsArePoisoned
I'm 29 got a decent job and my own house, probably going to be single the rest of my life
KeepingAustinWeird
God, this is exactly me. The problem is I'm beginning to accept my fate...
EuronsGiftsArePoisoned
I accepted mine years ago, honestly don't see the point in trying anymore
Bhart2290
i volunteer as tribute
EuronsGiftsArePoisoned
Thanks OP
InfinitusEquitas
32, can afford my own house, and have a decent job... hate to say it but I'm close to giving up on American women and heading overseas.
DranksAndDragons
32 is not old. Seriously. :)
bentwrenches
I'm 53, drive a 25 year old car, and live in a one bedroom shithole. I date regularly and even get laid now and then. I don't get people.
InfinitusEquitas
I also drive an older car, prefer to put money elsewhere, and don't have issues with getting laid. But meaningful relationships, that's a...
InfinitusEquitas
whole other story. Don't mean to be insulting in saying this, but I expect you're going for women closer to you in age, and probably not...
InfinitusEquitas
quite as sought after. That is to say I know one my own issues is that I set my expectations and standards too high. -That's a flaw of mine.
PhantomGeek
My son is 28 and single. Just sayin.....
Bhart2290
tell him to message me
Daggaroth
I am 28 and single.. Just Sayin...
ironhurricane13
I'm I'm also single
ashmenon
As a 30-year old single guy with a cat, sup.
xtinabelcherx
So you're single?
RobertDowneyJrInaBunnySuit
As a 23 year old guy headed down the same road kinda. Hey
schlabbalappen
23 is young af
monicakes
so young :,) you'll think back at this moment in a few years
tooomanysteves
HA!! 23 I was in my prime. Try dating at 33.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I only send solicited dick pics and am 27. I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl that will be really mad if she heard me say that.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
fuck her. either literally or figuratively!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
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Glort
This pisses me off. The vast majority of guys don't send dick pics. You're just too picky.
JasonD
You at 40: "does anyone have any dick pics?"
TheZade
bringbakfirefly
Like that but older and less attractive.
oratoriotangram
I do, wanna see?
ICanHasJava
Genitalia doesn't exactly get better-looking with age. Plus it'll have to be shot in portrait because of the crazy long balls.
filben7
Looks basically the same as when I was 20. Im betting around 60 is where the real change happens.
tarataqa
My dick is so long I always shoot in portrait!
AwesomeSauceOnToast
Pics or it didn't happen
bringbakfirefly
Attaboy
Draevan13
You at 60: "does anyone have a functioning dick?"
MyNameChegg
You at 80: "Does anyone still function?"
Brokenlights98
At 100: "Is anyone still alive?"
atleastfourcharactersinlength
At 110: "Why am I still alive?"
walkerdude5
At 120:
ShartShrapnel
Ideally by 27 you should be working on your first divorce...so congrats?
Dispatcher007
34.
SoupCanMan
28. I knew I was behind the curve.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Was 25 when I got divorced
AshtaMonogue
Divorced in 2006, about 6 weeks after my 22nd birthday
Aibell125
lol I got divorced at 27. Love thus
cryptzicle
Amateurs. I was divorced by 25.
MrHobbes14
Ouch... 27 and working on my first divorce. It's written up, just gotta pay for it now
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
I was a little older. Divorced at 29.
ShartShrapnel
Same here. But the marriage was doomed by 27.
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
Same. I tried holding on as long as possible. I even had hope after our divorce that we could work things out. Nope. I left a second time.
kindofacat
That's a shame. My mom and dad got divorced, they started to become good friends after.
MyNameIsChrisConley
26 for me. pretty close lol
ScyrahsRetribution
Waddya know, I turned 28 today and started the divorce process 2 weeks ago. Lucky me for following statistics?
HerrBatman
Happy birthday :)
ScyrahsRetribution
Thanks!
PrincessMoonicorn
Awww i'll upvote your comment for being nice!
PrincessMoonicorn
26f never married and no accidental kids! You can't divorce if you don't get married...seems obvious to me!
canyouthriveat35
Same but 32!
PrincessMoonicorn
You're my hero!
canyouthriveat35
I don't know if I'm heroic or not but thanks.
scottjaeger
yep, statistics show that almost 100% of divorces are preceded by marriage (with a 3% margin of error)
sweatyballs6389
Same but 28! I'd like to finally meet someone. Jeez
PrincessMoonicorn
I have met someone but he knows my stance on marriage. You'll meet someone :-) Have you tried online dating? It's so fun!
MagicSquid
If by fun you mean disastrous, yes, it is "fun" almost every single day.
PrincessMoonicorn
Yeah but the disastrous ones are the best! It is what you make of it but me, I make it work for myself however it goes!
sweatyballs6389
I haven't. I wanna try match to see what that's all about. I'm being patient though
PrincessMoonicorn
That's where I found my fella! 2 yrs now we've been together. Had some right funny oinions along the way. Prepare for marriage proposals!!!
BalaclavaBob
Ha ! Amateur ! I'm 45 and now settle for just sniffing the hair of women sitting in front of me on the bus .
TheSwedishCryptid
Dude, be like a normal person and smell the hair in the bin at the hairdresser.
Vectorman2
As a bonus if you find a clump you like you can take it home with you!
youngmountaingoat
You sir, are a visionary...
ruinobolisk
Holy shit. Rip me. Died in the comment section of imgur.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
THAT WAS YOU
BalaclavaBob
YES IT WAS
theystolemybikeatthepoolontheothersideoftown
Player...
ceramicks
I wonder what you'll say in another ten years.
Bhart2290
Idk ask my cat
akmarksman
Why not your BFF Jill?
ceramicks
There are people who have dick pics queued up just in case.
hootimcowlface
Here is your cat lady starter kit.
ThatsJustMyFace
27? Girl, that's still very young. Especially since people won't die around 60 anymore but have weird, floppy sex.
NeutralBae
You're the reason people still browse this site :D x
ThatsJustMyFace
NeutralBae
Weird floppy sex comment. Excellent ???? x
ThatsJustMyFace
flamingflamingo
I'm 31 and I just got together with my soulmate who's 42. All the other relationships I've had up until now felt like practice rounds.
ChadIsntAlwaysADouchebag
Lots of practice cause you're a dirty slut I'm assuming
flamingflamingo
Three long term relationships, one two-year, a six-year, and three-year. But yes, I'm a dirty slut.
tacoparlor
I'm in my 30s and have weird, floppy sex. Why wait?
ThatsJustMyFace
Yeah, true. Me too. Well, you know.... If I had sex.
arachnidbethlehem
Exactly.
Vociferating
I know alot of guys who are around that age, are decent people and single. But what to do when you're young but into older guys?
popejubal
Older guy here. How you doin'.
Vociferating
Hello there~