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Apr 8, 2013 10:39 PM
justjules999
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Welve
yes, we get it, Rowling eludes to it in the first book when he is rewarded for his courage by Dumbledore, so if you trust Dumbledore...
AlphaMaleBabyDick
Harry Potter dies? Thanks - I don't think I was ever going to read or watch them, but now I don't need to.
JaqenHgharSexyJesus
Fuck everyone's love affair with Neville! Yeah he was good but not that good!
nut3ll4
i love this part, but i amost vomited when he patted his heart and said "harry's still with us in here"
oDahaka
Great Movie. Great Books. Makes me happy to know I was a "part" of it and could experience the story. Thank you J.K. Rowling
trollprozac
... and then what happened?
ruxbux
my cousin passed away this weekend. we watched all the movies together. this is exactly what i needed to read.
appaismyspiritanimal
I'm sorry for your loss. Please accept this virtual hug from me. <3
ConfiscatedUnderwear
Neville was perfectly cast
HarryPotterGeek
So many of them were.
tosaynothingofthespook
My friend and I had been saying that Neville was a pimp since the 4th movie. We were not disappointed.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
I would say that about 93% of that entire movie was perfectly cast. Some people were kind of "eh", but most of them spot on, IMHO.
Elonth
wait... i thought tonks fred and remus deaths were known afterwards. i don't remember him mentioning their deaths.
ckboy221
Wait, Harry really died? (never read the books and never saw the last 2 movies)
hoopyhoop
Just saw the last two movies. OK for the fans, but not as stand alone as the others.
dimmidice
OK for the fans? if anything as a fan i hated it. the ending was so awful.
hoopyhoop
That tacked on bit? I hated it too, but it was in the books.
norcalpunk
Neville is the Magicarp of the HP series.
Mitya
wait, when did harry die again
ThomYorkesLazyEye
why does voldemort have eyes like a meth addict
prospectofwhitby
because his horcruxes were being destoryed, so he was slowly dying :(
NZsmartass
Just reading this gave me chills
RAC21
No surprise, with a name like longbottom you've got to be able to hold your own.
W0GAN
Shoulda changed it to Hotbottom for the last two films.
ElectronicArtsOfficial
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid, but the meanest thing that he ever did was before he left, he went and named me "Sue." -J Cash
CthulhuCultist
I love that song. Used to have it on a 45 that would skip at the most humorous moments of the song. Have an upvote for making me reminisce.
slxtr
Hated this ending, they shoulda followed the book. deserved more than snapping the Wand & sitting around with stupid looks on their faces
prospectofwhitby
yes, emphatically yes.
thebrick87
He's right though, they all just basically said "Well Harry's dead, let's just let this guy take over without any sort of fight whatsoever".
Kochinator87
Neville Longbottom:
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
This should have way more points
alaskaisachillplace
I concur with your statement
horsedickdotmpg
Its because of his cardigan
luke110
Was listening to Sephiroths theme reading this...
SmashAJar
Shadow of the Colossus battle music, for me.
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luke110
nice
JMG28
For those who might not get the reference: http://youtu.be/t7wJ8pE2qKU
luke110
i listened to this version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLI3fSgccZU&list=HL1365478185
WillDownvoteForDrinks
I am probably the only person on this planet who has not read HP or watched the movies, am I?
lepoutinegourmet
you're not... but still, need to... could be great.
WillDownvoteForDrinks
I can't get the 'but it's childish'-voice out of my head each time I look at the books.
SpiritOne
I hadn't watched/read it either until last month. Finally said "fuck it imgur I'll watch HP". Was worth it, good story.
WillDownvoteForDrinks
Please tell me the story is not childish. Who knows, then, maybe...
SpiritOne
The first 2 are a little kiddie, but by the time you get to the 4th, its some pretty adult subject matter. 7 is downright dark.
CanadianTuxedo
Ah yes Lord of the Rings. My favourite Stephen Spielberg movie.
woozle
Way better than Game of Thrones when Boromir dies defending Bilbo.
Csel
i only like the originals. the ewoks in the remake are just stupid.
Cthulhukitten
Im disappointed at this scene. In the book it's the most badass scene ever, in the movie they take forever to slay the snake. Anticlimactic.
FVEY
I was asleep through this whole scene in the theater. Not even joking. One of the most restful sleeps I've ever had tbh.
howdilydoodily
I totally agree. I know that not all book passages translate to good movie scenes, but I was really excited for that one!
HPWombat
GarrettPlatner
This is my favorite HISHE.
MonkeyMook
We need more HISHE references on here thank you
hiwelcometoimgurhowmayiwasteyourtime
Relevant username alert!
pointyteeth
The best gif I've seen in a long time
hoorahforsnakes
oh HISHE how i love you!
TheEggPlantHero
This gif is a thing of beauty.
HPWombat
Thank you! I got the video from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsYWT5Q_R_w
TheEggPlantHero
Thank you <3
EarlSweatshirt
Proof Harry is still alive: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1c04ce68e/i-am-harry-potter
domainHell
thank you for making me cry, again.
CptTightPants
I still believe that Neville was secretly the chosen one all along.
Confrontation
Neville Destroys the last horcrux ultimately allowing Voldemort to be defeated.
twothumbsanddontgiveacrap
It's been a while since I read it but it would be nice to read about his perspective on the whole thing. Wasn't aware they were so similar.
dorksided
the point is that prophecy is just a prophecy, it's what you make it out to be is what it turns out to be. voldy picked harry over nev.
Momo3388
Nevile was chosen to run the army while harry had to take care of voledmort. They were brothers in destiny.
dimmidice
he'd have been the chosen one, but he could've died to voldemort. the prophecy never meant that the chosen one WOULD win. just could.
HarryPotterGeek
Can you imagine if she wrote another version of the series? Like, a parallel series where Neville is the chosen one.
SolsticeViper
Seems like they both were, in the end. :)
inSanityNPP
I thought the same thing, but then even jk rowling came out and said that Harry was the chosen one the whole time.
PappyGeeno
I agree with the captain
winkwink
http://snygiants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/captain_morgan_logo_b71h.jpg
BHGOzzy
He was ONE of the Chosen Ones.
emilhalt
Look it from an other pint of view. He too lost his parents, he saved the students, while harry saved ron and hermione. he kinda is the chos
CthulhuCultist
I'm in the same boat with you Cpt.
waitingfortheoncomingstorm
You should read the fan fic "Dumbledore's Army"
waitingfortheoncomingstorm
sorry, "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" (that's the full title)
trhawk2
The prophecy fit both of them making them equals from birth but Voldemort chose Harry requiring Harry to be the one who had to end it.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
Thank you for saying it so easily. I always get so frustrated by how little the movies portrayed about the books.
CanadianSith
...Or you can consider the marking of Neville Longbottom of being equal was that Voldemort was a coward and never tried to kill his equal
Berethian
No.
CanadianSith
Think about it. He sent his henchmen because he was more afraid of Neville...
Fantasmatron
That's, that's just wrong, when did it ever say he was more afraid of Neville....
Berethian
No.
Aerisot
Technically they both ended it at the same time, when Neville killed the snake, it stop Vold, allowing Harry's beam to finish the job.
W0GAN
It was better in the book. Bitch got set on fire, and still managed to kill the snake without all of this speechifyin'
vwiese
They fucked the last book up SO bad. [RAGE INTENSIFIES] Books ftw.
AlwaysEatingAlmonds
I was infuriated at how much this scene was ruined in the movie.
McSquizzey
WAAAYYY better in the book. Probably taken out cuz it was so shocking.
TenPointsToGryffindor
Also the whole Harry/Voldy death spiral off a Hogwarts tower? Wtf was that???
Pyranamus
The 8th movie. Everything about makes me so angry.
DistillMe
I know! I was actually disappointed that they changed this. I thought it was much more courageous in the book!
kushielschosen
I've been rewatching the movies lately, and reliving my anger over everything that was done wrong/left out...
Tinydanceryoumusthaveseenher
You.... I like you....
W0GAN
It's mutual.
xOrpheusx
Million times better in the book, I was expecting Voldemort to set Neville on fire, but no... he was just laughing... and... hugging people.
BitchImCanadian
THE HUGGING. I cringed SO hard.
xOrpheusx
I know!! They butchered Voldemort so bad!
CleverNameTBA
The books in general were much better than the movies...
jmeyers1983
Books have 1000 pages to tell a story, movies have 2 hours. The best you can hope for is a quality adaptation.
JordaniusSmutcat
Increase the length of the movie = profit
NotAPervert
I didn't see it as a quality adaptation. you don't describe an entire childhood in 2 hours. they should have taken the time to film more.
jmeyers1983
A sad reality is there are budget constraints and thoughts of commerciality. I'm not disagreeing with you in principle, but reality.
NotAPervert
JK rowling has a net worth of one billion dollars. She is the first person to get that much by writing books. She could have paid herself (1
maskedword
Lord of the Rings, extended versions. Only for Harry Potter. Everybody wins.
jmeyers1983
Even though I enjoyed those, there were a lot of people who detested their length. They have to think about commercial success too.
FaxCelestis
If I only had more upvotes to give. OH WAIT. TO YOUR PROFILE.
HarlzieQuinn
Also "I'll join you when hell freezes over!"
smashpro1
"DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY!!"
freeballer
Wouldn't say that to a wizard... Might find a way to do it, then cause I am a man of my word would be forced to join him.
levyathyn
Ice 9. I'm just saying, it's been possible for a while. =)
webpagenotfound
I was pretty much crying for the whole book and just outright BAWLING when I got to this part.
LadyHouseCat
samesies
dragonknight337
I was okay the first half, and started crying the second half. Was in full on Steel Magnolias mode by Snape's flashback to the end ;_;
hoorahforsnakes
one of my favorite bits was "he spat at you"
SantanicoPandemonium
+1 for "in full on Steel Magnolias mode"
dragonknight337
SantanicoPandemonium
That..........was awesome. I am impressed!!!!!! I'm now going to go upvote all of your everything.
webpagenotfound
Snape's flashback made me lose my shit. I was home for the summer and my parents thought someone I knew had died. And he did. Bawling.
dragonknight337
"After all this time?"
"Always" said Snape. " That shit right there... it brought the burning acid tears... :(
Bpendragon
PEEVES. Seriously, had Peeves been in the movies I would have enjoyed them more.
trustmeimascientist
Let's face it, if A LOT of things had been in the movies, they would have been more enjoyable.
AngryRedBear
Like most of the story?
FaxCelestis
There also would have been twenty films instead of 8.
trustmeimascientist
I see no problem with this.
FaxCelestis
Actors, techs, and studios caught up in filming a series for nearly two decades and typecasting the studio, for starters 2/2
FaxCelestis
From an end-viewer perspective, it's a great thing. From a studio's perspective, it's a nightmare. 1/2
Randomlythoughupnicknameinordertocommentonposts
How is that a bad thing?
FaxCelestis
Actors, techs, and studios caught up in filming a series for nearly two decades and typecasting the studio, for starters 2/2
FaxCelestis
From an end-viewer perspective, it's a great thing. From a studio's perspective, it's a nightmare. 1/2
ProfessorMosby
Yeah. And I really liked how it explained why Voldemort's silencing spell wouldn't work on the students becuz harry sacrificed himself
TheSwedishCryptid
So when Harry used the same spell, it protected everyone at Hogwarts(Because he loves all of them) and rendered Voldemort useless
TheSwedishCryptid
Voldemort say the same blood as Harry (Due to the regeneration potion ) So voldemort can't actually harm Harry (Due to his mother's love)1/2
fugacity
Who cast Accio Onions?
beartato
So is Harry dead or something? Never seen the movie or read the books.
iStillWaters
All these guys are pulling your leg. Harry dies, so does Ron and Hermione. Hogwarts falls but then Voldemort gets hit by remorse (1/2)
iStillWaters
And then credits roll to reveal that J.K. Rowlings was a pseudonym for George R. R. Martin. (2/2)
kahdri
He pulled a Jesus.
PMMeTitsForPuns
with 8bitdan's explanation it sounds more like a Gandalf, but yea close enough
hoorahforsnakes
most succinct way of describing it iv ever seen
superskin
dude. please read them.
bmw5st
Please read the books! I read them as a kid and I can honestly say they changed my life. Don't deny yourself the magical world of HP!
8bitdan
He sacrifices himself. Goes to Dumbledore heaven. Dumbledore tells him go back. Goes back. Kicks ass. Wins. Sounds silly, but it's awesome.
soyouretellingmetheresachance
I need to re-read Harry Potter. Like now.
CraftNasty
That is exactly what I have been doing for the last week...down to the last 200 pages of Hallows...I don't want it to end :(
WhenTheMusicHitsIFeelNoPainAtAll
I did this again recently (and I'm 26), the last book took me FOREVER to get through just because I didn't want the adventures to end :(
CraftNasty
yeah...I finished about an hour ago..I don't know what to do with my life lol
soyouretellingmetheresachance
I just don't want to go through that again!
WhenTheMusicHitsIFeelNoPainAtAll
Start over again, duh.