So my brother had a date with a new guy recently and I asked how it went, he sent me this. Never should have showed him Imgur

Aug 20, 2016 10:14 AM

OldnSpicey

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10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

So ugly she turns men gay

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Precisely

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It didn't bled?

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

Lube and prep, it's not hard

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but that's not funny.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

omg they were involved in a train crash. Are they OK?

10 years ago | Likes 964 Dislikes 3

Wrecked'em? Damn near killed'em!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Works so much better for buttsex

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are fine except for a sore anus or two.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, looks like the train was able to keep going

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but they accidentally had sex due to the crash

10 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

"Accidentally"

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10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

no fucking around

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gaaaay

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Perhaps, butt sex?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You should show him drawn together instead. Throw him a gay bash

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's what this is from, right?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, its amazing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm familiar with Drawn Together haha

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10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if butt stuff is fun. I'm too scared to try it alone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that counts as TMI

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

so he fucks on the first date huh?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tell him to be gentler next time and he won't have to keep finding new guys.

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10 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

Bahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Vulgarity is no substitute for wit!"

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v

10 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 14

292 points and only one comment, I'll change that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

136 points no comments. I'll change that.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

360 points. We should seriously stop here

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

was waiting for this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

295 and three comments, I'll leave it as is

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

420 points and blaze it

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Real uncut version

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He had some tight ass plans that day

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The pain train stops for none!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

10 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 9

LIKE YO MOMMA!!! OOOOOOooohh- wait.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes?

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

Left out the little blood dribble at the end.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wait, wait, wait. Was he the train or the tunnel?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Something that may be good to know

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking the important question.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If "new guy" means new to dating guys, the brother was the train

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily. Also probably means new person he is dating.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you figure that? As a gay tunnel, I too has (a) first date(s).

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eh, i assumed it meant new to him, as in their first date.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs to run longer to show the blood

10 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 7

Exactly this. Everytime.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Not if you do it right :P

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Oh god no...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You gotta loosen up and stretch first. You can't go 0 to 100 or you might get hurt.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had to search to find this. The original is ridiculous.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well?... Where's the link?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here you go sir https://youtu.be/igJY6uFZK9M

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid to open this link in work, I'll come back later.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arigato.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My son is ten and thinks he might be gay. How do I give him the 'talk'

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

tell him not to worry about it until he's 13.....there will probably be a sex ed class in the 5th grade or something

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Just send him this gif, talk is over.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew I wasn't straight when I was 11. It took me another 7 accept that I was gay. No one gave me any 'talk', so I don't know. Good luck.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At 10? If you mean about sex, I'd say that's a bit young. For now, tell him you'll love him no matter what and there's nothing wrong with it

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

At 10 I knew about sex, condoms, masturbation and sexuality. There're books specifically aimed at kids that age to explain that.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Must be one of those 90's kids.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And look at what a deviant you became, rainbowcoloredpoop!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Such a deviant! But that's the internets fault, not the sexual education I got in my youth ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First tell him he's ten and it's probably going to take some time to be sure, then just do what you would do with a straight, but (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Leave out the pregnancy parts. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty much this but make sure you include that just because they won't cause pregnancy doesn't mean no condoms. Also that they can still 1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be a dad if they want it will just be a little harder to achieve. 2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Condoms would be included in the rest of the talk ;-)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0