When you have trust issues

Sep 13, 2019 10:36 AM

sumaya88

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I wonder what he's hiding in there

That's the same password I have on my luggage!

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My password is the last 4 digits if pi

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+1

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If I'm not mistaken, the number of combinations is (36)! ≈ 3.72 × 10^41. Which is stupidly large.

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13.3 x 10^ 46 is how many atoms exist on planet earth, to put it in perspective

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Number of possible combinations

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's amazing. I got the same unlock pattern on my phone.

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why not just a text password...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and your 1/2 Tiger

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My code is 14 digits of the Fibonacci sequence, but not the first 14. The third through the sixteenth.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sure would help prevent drunk texting.

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When you want to spend like five fucking minutes unlocking your phone

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Fr. This is the most extra thing I’ve seen in my life

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you went to make sure you never ever drunk dial your ex ever again.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As long as you're too drunk to remember your phone has a biometric unlock I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call 911! Ok, just...hold on...almost...I'm getting there....

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All phones have an emergency calling option.

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OP uses tik-tok, it's fine for a person who use tik-tok

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's when your trying to hide something...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about you just be honest.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Porn vault

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is great if your fingerprint is too easy to guess, I suppose?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can always replace your fingerprint with your dick-print.

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https://imgur.com/Pvpj22Q.mp4

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

lotta effort just to check and see that you still have no messages or replies to your posts.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you use 2% battery every time you unlock your phone.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

You should change your battery.

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This not my phone.

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correcthorsebatterystaple

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Funny how xkcd recently got breached tho :(

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...what is there to breach? Didn't think they did much of anything with user data.

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Thank you for this. That’s incredibly informative.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

but wouldn’t a dictionary attack be perfect for a password like this?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using a dictionary plus rules or masks with the tool hashcat works well depending on the hash type.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like when you’re untrustworthy

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Take #143

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Or just like ocd

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Prevent drunk dials

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is this an app or just for specific phones?

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I too would like to know. Asking for a friend.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's standard on android

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Thanks for sharing.

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I wouldn’t be able to do this drunk or high. Hell I wouldn’t be able to do it sober

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lol I think that's the point. :P

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Trueee

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My password is 1 word I don't know what this dude's hiding but if he really had trust issues he wouldnt do the video what's on the phone?

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Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

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Or when you're simply just cheating

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My password is 20 numbers. People look at me like I’m crazy but it’s easy. 0118999881999119725...3

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1151342356558878

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That's the password on my mobile hotspot. It is incredibly hard to recite to a coworker without singing it.

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+1 for The IT Crowd

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Mine is easy 55378008

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No titties, but apparently that ass is a 9/10?

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Went to Dr. X and got 8 pills, I see.

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Well THAT’S easy to remember!

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The default password they give you on routers is mine, I've typed it so many times it's easy but still crazy long

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Nice

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1021183928113921191712153

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I love that most versions of Android have a programmed reaction if you try to dial that number.

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4U2PN2

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Lmfao excellent

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Mine was the first 100 digits of pi, plus some random words in the middle.

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well played sir

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That’s my WiFi password, and my best friend has that backwards... twice. He’s insane

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So it’s a free call, emergency service, private directory, emergency service password!

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I like to use excerpts from my favorite poem, Jabberwocky

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Mine is 9192631770 which is like the definition of a second or something

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With the three dots or is that just a dramatic pause? I need to know...for reasons.

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Guess it’ll take you two tries to get into my phone

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Pretty easy if you remember phone numbers. Remember yours, your parents, and SO, that's a 21 digit number. Just remember the order

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Well that's easy to remember!

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Mine is 1A2B3C

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Isn't this the sequence that causes Bender to explode?

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Yes!

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One 2, two 1s, three 3s, one 4.

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I feel like most wont understand this reference!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

From that mainstream television show?

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It's definitely a small "crowd"

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Passcode on my old iPhone was the first 20 widgets of pie (obs. Not my current though!)

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Pi widgets... nice password

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v

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As an IT guy, this show sucks

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Haha, yeah, sick reference, please explain it to my friend for me I gotta go shark training.

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It is from a British comedy show called The IT Crowd

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Oh my friend gathered that, but he's wondering whether the number means anything or if it's just needlessly convoluted.

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IIRC british phone numbers are really long

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Ray Purchase......

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Well TOAST REGULARLY FUCKS MY WIFE

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Stephen Toast everyone, he'll buy you a pint with one hand, and sleep with your wife with the other.

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