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Nov 28, 2017 5:19 PM
ThePocho361
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TheSecondOctopus
Tesla, aw yiss.
riplurker060216
Same me too tyler gets his telsa
BuzzKill1138
Hire a person named Roger, then give him an allowance, then tell him what to buy. Problem solved.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I don’t get it
BuzzKill1138
I can only buy things with R, however, "Roger", doesnt have to follow the rule. He can buy anything. I gave money to an R.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Why doesn’t Roger have to follow the rule and buy only things that start with R?
TheCellistVirtuoso
Because roger wasnt originally given the 10mil, hes a 3rd party not involved in it
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Ah. But why someone with the name Roger?
ChuckWeiss
Lemons. I will make Cave Johnson proud.
DarklordDemise
My name starts with an E... can I get everything?
HanktheHeliotropeShank
For only $10M? I don't think so...
ZegresIsMyUsername
ELEPHANTS!
ScumCommander
Dick!
WickedSludge
Dude, you can get that for like $20.
rottenmilkshakesbringzombieboystotheyard
I've been looking for you. Dick, dildos, and dat-ass.
jewbaccapikajew
Dildos too
zanalane
Puppies!!
indrada3290609
Prostitutes
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
Penis
FloopyFloopilyZem
Pterodactyls
paigelikeinabook
PIZZA!
FloopyFloopilyZem
PERUVIANS
GoofedAllOverYourFace
fartboxtonguepunch
bitches
SuspiciousCharacter
More names
Kitash
People and property for my plantation making plantains where I will eat pizza, pie, and pork. Also a panzer and a plane for protection.
InboxMeRugbyGIFs
Finally, someone else with 'P' as their first letter
Misan6
Reddit. All of Reddit.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Japanese Yen, then I transfer it back to dollars after a slight currency market uptick and buy whatever the hell I want anyway.
inchoroi
Hm. Good idea. I need to find a currency that's good and starts with an R.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
It doesn't have to be good, just stable.
Failiure
More malevolent money, magnificent moist midgets, miniature magnets, massive monkey, mulberry mojitos, mineral mines, Mexican mailbox, moms.
Failiure
Or mcocaine.
mkreku
You forgot Mila Kunis
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, yeah, you only get half of her.
BadBull
mars bars
thedissident
Jumper cables.
frozenmonkeyballs
obviously to give to your dad so he can beat you with them...
HanktheHeliotropeShank
For $10M are they fucking gold plated or do you want 3,000,000 sets what the hell?
Arkvoodle
List things that start with J worth 10 mil.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
That sounds like not my problem...
Kirsteniswonderful4
Kangaroos ?
JackingitinSanDiego
Kittens and Kush. Lots of Kittens and Kush
errortica
Kiwis?
Kirsteniswonderful4
Knives
2020happened
Kitchens
KranjisMcBasketball
H, what begins with h? Happiness? Can I buy happiness? No wait... hookers. Yeah, hookers.
BookWormie00
Harley-Davidson's. You could have a biker gang
yrste
That's better than what I was going for. Happy meals...
MOAKDIBOAK
And heroin.
KranjisMcBasketball
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Honey, harps, helicopters, hospitals, an horde of Dotrakis
Applesallday
Fundip
theshinobi23
Friendship
dudechaos
That's a lot of fun dip
RedJacketHero
Land.
SnakesAreAwesome
Lives.
TheodoreBuckland
ELEPHANTS MOTHERFUCKERS
dmoore182
Dogs, donuts, and dinosaur skulls.
Zordicron
Diamonds. And then I would sell them all, and spend the money I get on things that start with any letter I fucking want.
jewbaccapikajew
Don't forget the dildos
dmoore182
I guess the dogs could play with them.
RainmanofInsults
Drugs
NZSheeps
Not real dinosaurs?
dmoore182
10 million would probably on get me half a dinosaur. Plus, feeding it would cost so damn much. I'm just not ready for that responsibility.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Have you seen Jurassic Park?
NZSheeps
But we know where they went wrong. It will be better this time!
ObviouslyHitler
Bread. So much fucking bread.
BETTYFUCKINWHITE
and bentley's, some of those too.
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
Ben1045
BMWs (cars and motorcycles.) businesses,
DRinkWis
Gonna bake that bread in an oven Hitler?
ObviouslyHitler
Maybe. Maybe I might gas it, who knows?
DarthDeadpool
As a man named Nicholas, I'll but Net Neutrality thanks
VerticallyGifted
I too am a Nicholas, it might take like 50 of us chipping in together
DarthDeadpool
NICHOLAS'S UNITE!!!
prodmerc
I don't think you can buy that anymore :D
CKnowles
Gonna take a LOT more than $10M
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But imagine if everyone who’s named started with N banded together?
cocapoda
Sign me up, as a man named Noah!
GrandGamma
Kocaine
RC1359
a metric shitton of cocaine
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Kilos of cocaine
SingleReadytoFlamingle
Brick Cocaine :)
kkanne20
i'm in the same boat. Kocaine it is!!
noneforgretchenwieners
I don’t have to buy the generic brand because my name starts with c
Compo1130
Me too. Gimme dat full blown not-mixed-with-asbestos-please cocaine.
BillFlytheScienceGuy
Gold!
KocaineNTaterTots
Nah nigga i aint for sale
ILikeDogsAndICannotLie
In sweden Cocain is Kokain. So im totally fine with that.
DatDarthCaedus
Hey, if we're going with local names he can come here for kaffe, kakor and kameler as well.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Kelvin?
Earlkay
Kitkats
hawks88
Just a bunch of cocaine*
ObiJuancho
Nice, Kevin!
CaptainPicardsFish
ButterfaceTaintClown
We need to talk about Kevin.
dejavutoyoutoo
He's great in class. Always knows what he wants. A straight shooter.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Duuuuude
iamalreadyaghost
And Khookers
Sandwichael
lots of cocaine
micmic00
no you mean Krokodil
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Krokodil best dil
ButterfaceTaintClown
Riiight. That's exactly on the top of every billionaire's wishlist...
micmic00
gotta love that nice breeze over rotting limbs
crimsondog
that's what you buy when your budget is 10 cents not 10 mil.
924Carrera
Amazon gift card.
unemployedgamer
A - Anthony. A house. A car. A whatever the hell i want.
dudeandthecatastrophe
Jaguars. Not the cars, actual live jaguars.
pokebug666
Japan
topshelfassistant
Jelly babies
Bobmonkey07
Filled with jam to toss out the sunroof at tailgaters?
gorfnod
Jews
ForcesOfEvil
...jewels. and Jewel. Sure. She can clean themBUT SHE YODELS ON HER OWN TIME
catscatsyeahcats
This is so stupid it's fucking hilarious.
Meqad
YouMakeMeWannaHugSomeone
Literally my first thought. I look down. Bam. Top comment. Great minds. Have a hug +1
jenmalove
Damn, first thing I thought of is Juice.
Donnicton
JUMANJI!
SomeAngelDude
Jem and the Holograms
VeteranJester
Jets
catscatsyeahcats
Nice try, Donald.
Hutchy01
Jesus.
IJustBoughtAJagNowImPoor
What a coincidence
tenderape
Jugs.
bootydestroyer
Jelly donuts
Handshak3
Well I do need a new pair of jugulars actually.
rayeofsunshine
Jehosophats
dietderpsy
Or Jaguars driving Jaguars while wearing fancy hats.
aleister94
does the atomic name count? cuz then I could by gold
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Jeremiah?
dudeandthecatastrophe
Not I, but my little brother, yes
Crash1005
Japan. Just all of Japan.
lurkmorepostnever
That would cost more than 10mil silly
AnnieBahde
Cars, castles, clothes, computers, cellphones, candles, cake, and cannabis. It’d be cool.
FunctioningWorkaholic
You didn’t understand the game, Jack.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Crap, but, like, figuratively. As in "check out all this cool crap I got."
FlyingButtPliers
Cryptocurrency. Certificates of deposit.
WhySoSirius
Catamaran & cookies
allegedlynerdy
Cool stuff
therealmaki
Champagne, camper, cities
UnethicalJokes
I really thought you said cannibals
valinzor123
Cocaine, crystal meth, cheese
AnnieBahde
All very addictive.
LookingforFriend
Nothing beats this, Camels. You're buying camels
cheeseburger
cats
Pretzelenthusiasts
Salt, Sandwiches, snakes, uhh snapple?
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Sheamus?
azurelunarphoenix
Supercars!
leetshoe
Damn, l was gonna say sandwiches
CMackthe3rd
Muffuckin Switch!!
MunkyBoi
Everything I'm getting is gonna be "super"
sbennett3959
Six of anything you fucking want.
0ppai
Make it seven!
f4m0us4m0s
Sex! Get gud n00b
dogsunpizza
soda, sugar peas.... sam's club value mac and cheese
ottoe57
Sluts. Skanks. Sauza tequila.
micmic00
Sounds good to me
BigAZNMan
Scotch
Arnaldi
Slaves
g1zm0
Shoes, saddles, scarves, saxophones, sawhorses, saunas, salves, shiny or satin things?
TheCurseOfTheFuzzyDuckling
Silver - invest in precious metals
snoogans671
snow cones, thousands of snow cones!!!!!!
ThatShiftyMonkey
Sexytime.
Flyith2
Stock shares
iamsandra
Nice one!
indrada3290609
Everything.
CoolKidzSayWhat
I can only get "that"
somenerandom
Goddamnit the "E" people always steal this one.
strangelyaddicting
Just about everything
Belckan
Just-everything. Juxstapositions!
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
E names FTW!
LRonHubbahubba
Things.
Gorgrim
ALL THE THINGS!
thisismythirdimguraccountbecausereasons
AND A DONUT TOO!
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Evelynne?
bontonswanson
Or, ya know, Emily
Anonaru
I got "something, "stuff," and "sandwiches" shrug
eric8596
thefrayedendsofsanity
Electric stuff! Tesla Roadster! Tesla Powerwall! Electronic ci-never mind this blows.
ARandomAlien
I can get something
SweptCobra
And here I thought. "Electrical grid" keep making money off that deal. THEN I can buy everything :)
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Nothing
VoidGearArie
I can get.......Stuff.
etc2589
Ditto
idiotcube
Many things!
ThatWeirdAlienFromMars
Not to much words that start with y... shit
theTrafficConeDisturbance
Ecoli
ifthatsaveiledcriticismaboutmeiwonthearitandiwontrespondtoit
Exactly!
nsickdizzle
You’re smart, my first thought was an elephant ?
ifthatsaveiledcriticismaboutmeiwonthearitandiwontrespondtoit
oh shit mine too. :| tried to come up with some kind of hannibal joke but i got nothin'.
PulpyOJ
You couldn’t have everything; where would you put it?
yermompostedthis
Everywhere
Knowyourcats
I was wondering what the hell I could buy with an E but now I know. And I'm not disappointed. Now where's the money ?
Molder12
Exxon Mobil
umuziki
EGGS. And elephants and Eyelets. So many diverse possibilities!
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
EA
Sqwuid
I canz finally get Gud!
ItchyUnicorn
I'd buy some stock that starts with the same letter as my name and then immediately sell it all. Then I could buy without constraints.
tehkracken
Damn, I can only get anything.
Varenvel
same , Anything for me
Jcclark122
All the things
iGuessThisUserNameIsntTaken
Well, at least I have something.
indrada3290609
Anything is better than everything, I can't afford everything with ten million dollars
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
but Anything doesn't have a number limit
CharliefuckingBronson
Ig..igloos.....?
iantollewellyn
Internets.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
With the whole $10 million, you can probably buy half the Apple's catalogue.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Ishmael?
backsidenasty
Iguanas. Girls like swarms of things, right?
nuclearwessels
I'm gonna get you so many lizards
TehBox0rz
Ice cream?
QuizabellaOfBrain
Iron anything. Ironic tee shirts, iconic books, imitating doggos, internships. Oh I know, buy the internet.
everyGodDamnNameAreUsed
Did you know? In Canada, we build and live in those Igloos.
FloatinFire
Indianapolis
lysithean
Italy. The whole damn country! Or Iceland.
Domokun115
lysithean
You’re right. Italy and Iceland. Put a bunch of igloos in there and eat unlimited icecream.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
10.000.000 USD....
lysithean
Dream big....
MonsterKittens
Buy Imgur.
usersubbordercontrol
What damn name starts with I?!
CrankyLittleStormCloud
usersubbordercontrol
MonsterKittens
And you win this thread.
Aurion819
Ian and Isaac come to mind right away, I'm sure there's more.
ThePerks2010
Iwan, Igor, isla can't think if any others
Domokun115
Russian comrade Ivan and sassy latina Isabella
garvamel
Ig Nobels. Please.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
how about an island ?
Artisticsumo
insurance