SirJaimeLannister
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Aug 3, 2014 10:30 PM
SirJaimeLannister
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dgfox
Nice. Is this by the same guy who did 'Scott Pilgrim'?
jazzhandsmotherfucker
anyone who's parents were together and everything and hasn't walked in on that shit at least once is extremely lucky.
Mirage009
Do parents not lock their doors?...
jrbickers
had a friend who had this same realization years later while eating cereal. He now has a taste aversion to that brand of cereal. lol
seriouslyhodor
wait, my parents play twi..... jesus christ.
SAWhowhatnow
That kid looks like Karkat
MauricioGuaura
Dad is old Scott Pilgrim.
KatInTheCorner
You knock and wait for them to tell you to enter. I knew that when I was freaking 5, what's with you people?!
LordStark
Well, OP, looks like you and I are at odds. You know, you being a Lannister and all.
MareqBassMan
Fister. No I mean... nevermind...
Icouldobetter
Thats either John or Karkat.
jamineko
thats Karkat!!
ajsaltwarrior
Would of been funnier If it had a 7 year old kid running in the background in the last few slides
seusmotri
Haha. 7 years later...
cleveremu
My kids are gonna be so fucked up.
sideslick
I feel so fortunate to have made it twenty-one years without seeing this.
VegetaIsMySavior
You're one of the lucky ones
Robot1cTe4rs
Whenever I see people laughing over something and being completely clueless about the fact it's homestuck I cackle manically
catcatcatohshitcat
He was about to eat bacon with a fork... who eats bacon with a fork??
Manhoarder
Dad and future son seem hot to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
justwalkingby
As a person who lived in one room with parents till I was 18... damnit, I was some heavy sleeper!
Nalvor
Karkat Vantas
thegr8rambino
wat
mgsrex007
Thank god someone other than me recognized him
LordXeras
That signature Vantas hair.
ThatOneGuyFromThatOneTime
Thank you!
TheMoistSeagull
*pap*
catsonmeth
So... Crabdad?
Mythimna
I think its The Sufferer. People like to make The Sufferer his dad and Kankri his brother in Humanstuck.
manslut
His dad is hot.
astamurti
Yeah, but he wears old man pants hiked up to his armpits.
CrimsonAndGold
ikr
Candymostdandy
'I love Twister, can I play too, Dad? Huh, can I? Please?'
ROCKANDROLLMCDONALDS
"sure son"
JoeChill
*Jumps in bed too
Candymostdandy
I giggled, then felt slightly ashamed of myself, then giggled again.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
When our daughter walked in on us, my wife blurted out, "We're just hugging!" She is still very proud of her quick-thinking.
JesusProbably
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE DADS' FINGERS?
wiggadewah
His thumb is in front of her ear, the others behind it in her hair.
arqtype
Shouldn't it be SerJaimeLannister, @SirJaimeLannister?
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Yes it should
aintnothing
Perhaps he hasn't read any of the books?
ZekeWildfire
... Who eats bacon with a fork?
hailthefish
People who eat pathetically limp bacon, apparently.
meettheegg
my thoughts right there
Snoweh
... What the fuck do you eat it with if not a fork..?
hetnkik
Who touches their food when they don't have to? Especially one of the greasiest of foods....
ItsPronouncedGIF
Asking the important questions
CommissarKy1e
Communists.
catsonmeth
DAMNIT now I have to delete my identical comment.
TurtlesEatingBacon
I sometimes eat bacon with a fork when I'm going schoolwork and I don't want to get the papers all greasy. Also Username semi relevant.
iamireland
Who eats bacon with their hand?
SanSamis
Those who suffered childhood sexual trauma.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
This needs more explanation on the "How the fucking fuck?"
JFKsHelmet
I'm relevant
ninmonkey
Cheers
WhyCantIPickUsername
Er'y day
Siltyx
http://imgur.com/lO05Y3F
ProphetTenebrae
I'm just going to have my kids wear blindfolds and earmuffs for the first 30 years of their life.
hockeyham
Or you could, you know, lock the doors...
dasmegabyte
No, just teach them that sex is pleasant. You only feel shame because of tradition you don't agree with, so fuck that.
jackbos
That won't be necessary. Once you have children you won't be having sex anymore.
TheWolf277
Only if you're not sneaky enough.
kriositivity
I've walked in on my parents, they've walked in on me. If my daughter walks in on me...oh well, guess she gets the talk.
kriositivity
I'll show her porn. LMAO with the discretion that it's fantasy and STD videos/images.
kurtkurtkurtkurtkurt
I read that in your british accent
ProphetTenebrae
That's good to know.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Please , have a seat, sir.
MandNBeers
Can you imagine giving the "talk" to a 30 year old?
Kailen9
I'm in grad school for sexuality education, so at least that's some job security for me!
convixion0
"You see, sweetie, when two people who aren't socially crippled basement dwellers fall in love the way you'll never be able to..."
imnotwearingunderweartoday
reminds me of http://imgur.com/ohBNWA2 from yesterday
kamikazewizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-xH3MHBvUE
YouWillPoopYourBedTonight
If they still need the talk, they haven't tasted the sweet nectar that is internet. Which is sad.
BelfryBats
Let's just hope he doesn't figure out what that swing is for in the garage or why they have a riding crop if they don't ride horses...
TheLastGreatCanadian
He know's they're already friends though...
BlinkSpunk
Or why they have a large group of friends over on Fridays while the kids go to grandmas
TheRicM
Or the funny smelling plug
funkti0nality
Oh that's Pierce's special gym, I'm not allowed to go in there
BelfryBats
The basement is more commonly know as the dungeon.
Cassiraa
Tha collar isn't for a puppy. Neither is that cage! The latex suit won't keep mosquitos away. Those weren't mommy's toy rockets.
Kailen9
Not a canine puppy at least...
Cassiraa
But, the mask was for playing pretend, I suppose.
1millionppm
I was babysitting these kids this one time and one of them wandered into their parent's room and gave me a buttplug with a feather...
JessThe2ndBestt
My sister stuck into my parents closet to find Christmas presents, found a box of sex toys saying they were our presents, I
JessThe2ndBestt
did not know what to say
doctorpenguinphd
Oh God. Flashbacks to when I went snooping in my mom's room for where she'd hidden my DS...
HughLaurie
Idea: check into hotel, request handicap room to make use of harnesses and swings during sexcapades
BlinkSpunk
Did that. They don't work as well
thecompanion
We found a riding crop in my coworkers office the other day. He doesn't ride horses. Couldn't help getting a little turned on. Sploosh.
Seanalanmorris
blaergh
My boss (doesn't ride) was walking around his room speaking angrily to sales mngr while tapping a riding whip to his legs. Quite the sight.
BelfryBats
Maybe he is pulling some office play off like in the Secretary movie.
Cassiraa
In the office? oh my.