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Dolly Parton -- Wild Texas Wind ( 1991 )
Sep 11, 2026 9:18 AM
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Dolly Parton -- Wild Texas Wind ( 1991 )
MindyMsMonday40
Indeed!
TheRelaxedCat
Boobyes Parton!
secretagentchewbacca
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Bludabeagle
g o l l y !
Gippo53
TheRealSauceBoss
phoony
TanithRosenbaum
"Wild Texas Wind" sounds like something you get after eating too much bacon and beans... XD
Lucariouigi
If Dolly looked like that then what did Jolene look like?
mondeca
Dolly's insecurities about being on the road so much
JasonThorn
It wasn't just insecurity. There had been a woman flirting with her husband on occasions when we was on tour.
ConsiderateEdgelord
"Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Jolene"
getadogupya
Read the lyrics.
lovehandlesmessiah
It works with both the original and the Lovecraftian elder evil ones.
Lowland
I dont know if you have ever noticed this but Dolly had a pretty large chest
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
Big heart.
newwoolmonosta
that cedar chest where she stored her wigs??
BobbalishBobbus
That's famous titles, Mr Connery
nintendolunchbox
Yeah. Imgur doesn't care about that clearly.
TanithRosenbaum
It's like stating the sky is blue. Everyone knows she breasted boobily, it needs no pointing out.
Blossom87
But no one mentions she has a fine ass
vicvalour
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MrNardtastic
Nice reference. For those who dont know, Dolly Parton's famous joke about her backside was that her number one pet peeve is that "nobody notices I've got a great ass, too".
SilverFoxChaser
I absolutely adore/d Dolly but if you change her hair she looks a LOT like Harley Quinn / Margot Robbie.
ALTEFFFOUR
It's time to get your eyes checked.
ReggieWarrhol
Was going to say the same thing.
HoldThatTHOT
You're pretty much objectively wrong here except on the fronts that both are A) white and B) women
Polymathena
No
SilverFoxChaser
Yes?
swofromtherock
Yeah, no....
SilverFoxChaser
I gotta ask. You legally blind, is your computer narrating this page to you?
swofromtherock
You're just wrong here. Two people have told you, and no one else has ever said it.
duktayp
Ask your parents; about the time conservative religious groups threatened to boycott her music, stop playing her records on the radio, when she appeared as a madam in that movie and posed for pictures like this. "She was cavorting with decadent Hollywood types, and embracing a satanic lifestyle"
lovehandlesmessiah
And people are quick to lab l the movie as trash but her character (as extensively stated by Burt Reynolds’ character, Sheriff Ed Earl) was a pillar of the community, buying uniforms for the little league teams and being the kind of philanthropist she’s always been.
The whole theme of the movie was a beloved brothel in Texas that didn’t involve pimps, drugs, or exploitation and had been going fine for almost a century before a muckraking journalist tried to destroy it for publicity.
Anarric
What!? Are you saying people judged the movie by it's title and cover.. I'm shocked! (/s)
nintendolunchbox
I'm going to assume that's from her earlier movie Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
duktayp
When she was promoting the movie, she had to say "chicken house" https://tasteofcountry.com/dolly-parton-best-little-whorehouse-in-texas/
nintendolunchbox
Funny. Even as a little kid growing up in Texas, watching this movie was a family event. I never heard it being called chicken house. Lol.
tsterling00
Not chicken house. Chicken Ranch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Ranch_(Texas)
nintendolunchbox
Well that makes more sense. There are a few brothels still named that.
duktayp
Dolly Parton believed in a God that did not judge, and loved *everyone*. This made religious leaders very angry
nintendolunchbox
Religious leaders hate when people actually read the bible