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Sent to my wife fom work on the regs
StrangePaegan
Hurray for ND content! +1
FluorescentTofu
#8 I found a magic rock that enchanted a mountain and made it my pet, I didn't know for two sessions; DM didn't tell me why I was rolling.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
#2 Dwarves should have no issue with this, since it's a high fantasy universe so they won't need to remember where they paahked their caahs.
angryscreechingnoise
quest idea: a bunch of beholders are starting a democracy and have stolen the constitution from a nearby country. "the eyes have it"
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
I was led to think it'll be a full dnd dump :'(
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Ngugi
#8
heartlessninja6
Not that it matters.... but, yes?
PhyshStycc
A wild Ngugi! o7
ButterfaceTaintClown
does he think the Hobbits in PJ'S LOTR were "bad Irish"? they're Somerset/English South West...
Ngugi
No, he does not. He propose they shall speak bad Irish; just as Dwarves shall have Boston dialect and Orcs Texan.
butdifferent
Not what I got from it at all. Seemed like suggesting moving forward these be the accents.
ahairyHoneymonster
That whole accent post can fuck right off
butdifferent
Mind if I ask what was wrong with it?
Woolytop
Eh, I mean... it IS a little weird that various fantasy races *always* seem to have a specific accent.
Orangurantula
*feck right off
Gazmanpips
High fantasy and American accents is just jarring
SolomonSinclair
No, no. Orcs having Texan accents is fair. We both appreciate the proper application of dakka.
Dustfinger4268
Eh, kinda like the idea of 20s radio announcer elves
FreebooterFox
The Dunmer elves in Elder Scrolls games seem to often have Australian accents. ?
G0MeatCube
Put fucking panels of that electrical salt shit underneath my car right now and charge my FUCK BATTERY OMFG WHY NOFUNDING
jaxonwithanx
I liked the gravity falls but in the middle
butdifferent
Anything after the last episode of season 1
jaxonwithanx
*bit
esopillar34
Isn't the "age" part of Love is Love just an attempt to sabotage the LGBT movement by bad-faith associating them w pedos?
BC2k2
Yup. Started on 4Chan IIRC.
Ouroborus
So, DND memes and . . . Excel power user tips? Nice.
nerdyvet
Excuse me, maybe its too oldperson of me, but are we just going to ignore #10??? Such a pretty garden that will be :D
Zahnradfee
I'm ignoring it because I'm jealous.
nerdyvet
I am also jealous xD But I have favourited it anyway, for future inspiration... sometime after I win the lottery anyway lolol
WarpQueen
I downloaded it, I dont even have a garden...
sputniknoodle
I know right!? I wish I had a plot of 1700 m2 to make such a garden. Bees! Berries! A forge! Fruit! #jealous
bruudwin
#7's cartoon anyone?
Abelthiar
Listen here picture. I add JUST ENOUGH butter to my cookies. I LIKE THEM a little greasy
butdifferent
I always use too much baking powder and end up with weird cookie scone mutants
Abelthiar
If they're just for home, so long as flavor isn't changed, I I couldn't care less about looks. It's once I'm serving them others that I care
Sellena42
Cookies masquerading as scones?? This doesn’t sound bad... this sounds awesome. Scones can be breakfast food
butdifferent
So can cookies
Sellena42
I like the way you think
NuncScio
Can't wait to use "Excel Tricks to Impress Your Boss" in my next campaign.
Zahnradfee
Boss appears. It's a huge monster. You: "=§F§6+G6"
ZOMGNO
You have me at #10.
ITradeNewds
yeah i was looking at that too and thinking what an awesome project that would be.
AdamCoakley
spent a couple of minutes trying to do Mabel's Skepticles and have concluded that cartoons are bullshit
Issal
Sounds like they worked then.
butdifferent
Could do as a kid confirm physical possibility however tried last night to show my wife and my almost broken wrists say I'm old
Sh4dowWalker96
Shit, I can't do them anymore either. Stupid adult wrists.
butdifferent
Hahaha I know right I think it's one of those things you just gotta try until you can do it stretch kinda thing and kids are 90% rubber
Sh4dowWalker96
With the kinda shit I could do as a kid that I can't anymore, you're not wrong. Flexible little bastards.
Vencakes
I tried to do it when I was younger and my hands wouldn’t let me. They said no. I wanted to tho. I have the hospital a visit that day
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Kiwiguy69
Stonewalling could also be symptoms of an anxiety disorder and should never be just assumed that I means someone is an abuser
Deadlock3
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Senninriki
Stonewalling is a fallacy so you can try and guilt the person trying to walk away from your bullshit. If someone's trying to leave its 1/2
Senninriki
2/2 probably because your being a cunt.
ScarecrowSticks
butdifferent
Wow that's good did you make that?
ScarecrowSticks
One of the big names of imgur did
linearcore
#2 I always made my dwarves Russian. Seemed an appropriate alternative. But I REALLY REALLY want Elves to have that accent now.
RevArtillery
Try Larry Correia's Monster Hunter book series.
butdifferent
Would really change the salvator series
linearcore
One exception: all dark elves sound like Howard Cosell.
butdifferent
Love it
linearcore
Now I'm trying to figure out who would be Harry Caray.
Darthcurse
Holy shit, I had no idea that that behavior had a name. My wife stonewalls me all the time, it’s infuriating. I’m in shock.
LoPan
So... if you think you might be a narcissist who's stonewalling someone.... how do you stop? I'm asking for a friend, of course.
butdifferent
Dunno not oc if recommend therapy rather than internet weirdos if it's a genuine concern
LoPan
I mean, kinda. I recognize that I've done that, but don't recognize it while it's happening. Say in an argument with my girlfriend.
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cadesama
It's not a bizarre response to an argument or evidence of being a narcissist. If you have other indicators, get help.
mitharas
Would a neutral good flying gnome necromancer be possible? That build sounds fun.
butdifferent
Depends in the edition I think there's one where necromancy isn't alignment locked
Zahnradfee
The gnome should have a helpful undead creature who takes over the role of Mage Hand and just carries the gnome around. Maybe some >
Zahnradfee
person from a small village who always wanted to see the world but never got round to it until the gnome took a pity in them and revived >
Zahnradfee
them to travel together.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
This is an excellent concept, both for a D&D character and an anime. I'd watch it.
SumDuzzle
What is happening with this dump???
butdifferent
What do you mean?
birdy24
But, then I have to leave my house...
mottledbear
let them leave first and pretend you're looking for your keys
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MithridateEupator
#1 Goddam it guys, blood magic uses YOUR blood. It's about sacrificing your health in exchange for power. Yo can't just use any old blood.
Sarpedan
thats black blood magic, white blood magic uses the blood, pain and sorrow of others to fuel its dark rites
ferafish
Depends on your fantasy universe, and that universe's definition of blood magic.
Dagordae
Traditionally: Any source of blood works. It’s just less personally harmful to use other people’s blood. Though personal sacrifice is
Dagordae
Usually stronger, sacrificing others lets you make up for and exceed that in sheer volume.
HardcoreMango
Summon Greater Demon; Components: V, S, M (a vial of blood from a humanoid killed within the past 24 hours)
LZorro
Not with that attitude.
Pentacus
In some universes it's just general "magic using life as fuel with blood as the medium"
CoolHandRK
Dont tell me what to do with other peoples blood. Who the fuck do you think you are?
MrBEC
We need to stop the War-against Alchemia
MaximilianShade
Depends on the 'magic' I suppose. Blood bending equivalent would use other people's blood.
MithridateEupator
Blood bending is not blood magic. It's just water bending using the water in blood.
MaximilianShade
Please note use of word 'equivalent' in my post.
tychog99
Honestly I could've gone without realizing that my mom isn't the only narcissistic fuckwit in the house. I'm apparently one too.
Foxsayy
Taming psychiatric advice from imgur may not have the expected results or accuracy.
Dadical
This is probably a good location to mention this post is likely put together by an angry person hoping to sabotage you.
butdifferent
Nope shitpost curator hoping to make some people chuckle no advice here
sexandotherdrugs
Stonewalling is not always a narcissistic/abusive tactic. I was waiting for the “but” in there, If you need to avoid a pointless fight
PaigeTrail
I completely agree, boundaries are healthy!
swattyKnotts
Or maybe someone is fucking stressed and can't think properly and just needs some time to sort their thoughts out?
MrStealYogurt
Agreed. Sometimes we just need to calm down to stay civil. Disagreements don’t need to become screaming matches. Needing time isn’t bad.
tychog99
But honestly with her often the only way to end a fight with minimal emotional and psychological damage is by stonewalling her
tychog99
Because she WILL keep yelling until you slink away in your chair visibly destroyed emotionally
optimistcynic
Try saying "that's nice dear" and walking away?
tychog99
She will follow me and start yelling about disrespect and shit, so no
PaigeTrail
OK YES!!! It's perfectly acceptable to establish boundaries and know when you need a break!
CanadianCobraChicken
My mother turns to gaslighting. Always a fun way to fuck with you during AND after a fight.
tychog99
Oh she does that too, textbook narcissism
wOOtist
Get out of my head
Dustfinger4268
It's a coping tactuc for some. Just be careful that you don't use it woth the wrong people
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Tell her you'll punch her in the face. Then when she says "fine" knock the bitch out.
tychog99
Good luck with that, that would just get me arrested and homeless
Rhulain
well maybe not arrested. depending on states laws, agreeing to a fight means you cant press charges over it.