TheRealJamesWoods
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Feb 11, 2017 10:02 PM
TheRealJamesWoods
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shakhaza
I've been trying to explain this to my mother for years, she just read the reply. She says "It's still rude, I don't care." Oh well :P
w336o
Just buy your item and leave.if this sort of thing bothers you it is your problem.
solithos
I don't want to be lumped in with a generalization about my generation. We are all different.
BubblesTheFish
DAMN STRAIT.
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
I usually respond "no no, thank you" and then we just repeat that back and forth until one of us dies.
ILaughUntilICry
In my works training we're taught not to say "no problem" because of the implication that your request might've been a problem.
maemumford
I've been yelled at by an irate man who took offense that I told him to have a great day as opposed to saying "thank you for shopping here."
maemumford
He requested a manager and everything. Thanks is given not demanded, dick weed.
cutederf
What a dick
StopLookingAtMyName
Maybe it's just cause I'm English, but most interactions I have with customers end in a competition of who can say 'thanks' last.
thatoneyanderezelda
Dear Tom: screw you, up your pee hole, and out your appendix, I hope you are knifed in the arm and jump into a sewage pond and get sepsis
thatoneyanderezelda
furthermore, what is the proper response to "Get out of my store, you're acting like a baby"? Go step on a heckload of Legos with no shoes
thatoneyanderezelda
Also, the customer is NOT always right and those who act out to get their way to me will not be served by me. Up yours, go home to your mom.
Zannataylor
I'm sorry. That's utter bullshit. Kids say "no problem " because that's what the hear others say. Period.
TacoAddiction
The day I thank a customer is the day I delete my imgur account and move to the Arctic
Fuckweasel
Because without paying customers your job would be completely secure, yep. Thanking a customer takes nothing away from you.
Takeitdeeeep
Kids are dummies - thing kids do today are dumb, when I was kid everything we did was dumb and when my parents were kids - u guessed it dumb
IOnceShatAPlum
Underrated comment
honeybutterr
This is just all just situational though, I'll thank you for your purchase,tell you it's my pleasure for whatever, but when you thank me(1/2
honeybutterr
For not charging you for something you asked for when I've completed your transaction, or told you where napkins were, it's no problem.
TakWriterOfWorlds
What's that dude got against narrow bodies of water?
OaksParcel
Give him a break, it was a typo. He meant to say "dam strait". The water could serve a useful purpose of it were dammed.
ocdmn
DAMN STRAIT!
Fishin216
This made me giggle
depressiveclarity
His uncle was killed by a canal, and ever since then, the tides have never been in his favor
handlessgynocologist
thresholdalchemist7
He actually really dislikes county music.
frank0x01
5/7
liesuponlies
He just wants to restrict the flow for the purposes of irrigation and electricity.
HowLongHaveYouBeenThereWhatDidYouSee
That's all well and good, just make sure to construct your spillway of sufficient strength and thickness.
CtrlAndW
We'll cross that fjord when we come to it
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
This millennial needs the ADD meds
ScrippySan
Or, you could just point out that, on their own merit, both phrases mean exactly the same fucking thing, so shut the fuck up you...
ScrippySan
...self-important old bag and be glad that I answered you pleasantly I'm here to provide a service, but that service isn't sucking you off.
OlliHeisenberg
How bou dah...
desiPumpkinBandit
In customer service. See a lot of young and old people. this is 100% the case.
Stevaloo
Tom should see doctor about that stick up his ass.
mattchew55b
As a small business owner, I do think it's important for the employee to thank the customer tho. They have choices, appreciate them!
balmut
I've adopted the Australian response to everything "No worries"
SomeCrazyNerd
STRAYA!
SomeCrazyNerd
I favour "no probs" as an Auzzie myself.
hypnokrote
And then there's me, who can usually manage English but quite often will say "No welcome" or "You're problem"
LamarTheHeadhumper
Are you fucking sorry!
Craftylefty47
Beat me to it.
johnmcdracula
Or "you too" or "yes"
hypnokrote
"Thank you" - "You too". I often make this mistake and always rationalise/calm myself down by thinking that it does technically make sense
Thatguywhohatedhislastusername
I was working one day and helped someone find noodles, I ended up saying "your problem" right in front of my manager. luckily she didnt hear
Cardan011
Tom got wrecked!
lsrey
Lol this is the pettiest shit ever.
GrandmaSlappy
I don't know, I just say no problem because it sounds more personal and friendly, less automatic.
EverydayIdleness
The "Damn strait" annoys me to know end. Unless he's just mad about some body of water and not trying to say "damn straight".
WhitneyLikeHoustonButNotDeadYet
Damn, Strait /a/yeMMU
IOvercookedmyeggsagain
D@m$tR8
ToxicPineapple
Dam strait.
Takeitdeeeep
Damn strait
Nixleo
Its a pun bc of dam being a barrier
deranger
also, your*
chucksusername
*no end.
EverydayIdleness
Holy shit how did I typo that? Now I feel like an idiot.
aussysadmin
I choose to believe it was done ironically. Otherwise, I would feel obligated to mock you.
DarthFutuza
Forgiving others' mistakes is the first step to solving your own.
srirachaAddict
Unless he knows ends
BungusAmungus
Sriracha is the shit
perseco
"No problem" is an adoption of Spanish manners, as they say "de nada" in response to thanks.
TheGrumpest
"Think nothing of it" . "no worries" "don't mention it"
blitherypoop
It's like that in a bunch of languages. In French, it's "de rein". It means "it's nothing",which is the literal translation of "de nada" too
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
kein ding!
sauerkrautsaft
Here it's maybe "kein ding/Problem" vs "gern geschehen" ?
NicksReef02
No problem
TheRealJamesWoods
If you go to his twitter he's "ranting" holy shit this guy... this guy...
thelonepig
A lot of old guys respond to thank you with "mmhmm." I hate that. It's lIke, "Of course you thank me."
TheThirteenthDoctor
Saying you're welcome has always felt pretentious to me, like I'm saying "damn right you better thank me."
GreaterDog
I mean, Disney did an entire song about it being a pretentious and self-absorbed thing to say
KovnikJoe
So he's the exact person I think of when I say "Kill the boomers and redistribute their shit". Good. To. Know.
GreaterDog
He's been at it all day fully unyielding, wow. People telling him he's an entitled prick and his only comeback is the same.
silverbean
Grade A dingbat.
winsZero
I only know twitter through screenshots posted on Imgur. Post more?
silverbean
just get a twitter account dude. Dont post anything for a while, just follow a bunch of people you like!
SteakJesus
DAM STRAIT
666centsally
Yea, I really don't feel like going outside my Internet comfort zone right now
IllCaesar
Probably the worst one was where he said that minimum wage was too high. I mean, fucking seriously.
TheRealJamesWoods
https://twitter.com/@RadioFreeTom
SteakJesus
DAM STRAIT
SteakJesus
DAM STRAIT
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Don't do that, you'll dry up the whole sea!
TheRealJamesWoods
https://twitter.com/@RadioFreeTom Please please please if you have a twitter account tweet to this asshat
ITradeNewds
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Qtoy
He seems a bit arrogant and obnoxious, but he seems like a pretty stand-up guy in dialogue with others.
tagmomg
I guess a man that can see a Minion in a vagina and say "Actually that's pretty funny" isn't -all- bad.