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Nubbin tax!
NotSomoneElse68
#18 Me at 50
DigiT00l
#44 he has cute eyes
LeoKiltGuy
Iullyiullyus
#1
LoneWulf17
#24
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ArcaneDryad
#1 Teefs!
ExcitableUnicorn
Freaking adorable teefies!!
SkeletonsLoveBooty
#27 job interviews
jelly117
Fabulous crop OP, have stolen many to feed my meme children. +1
DillIsMySpiritSpice
#6 Uplifting sentiment translated for those who live on the darker side of the spectrum. Appreciated.
StillLiterallyAWizard
#16 Whatever happened to this fuckpop? Last I heard of him was his ghoul laugh about Biden being elected
razalude
He probably burrowed back into his abyss hole to refresh his evil
Syn333
#15 Omg I just laughed so hard at the bus stop the ambulance came. (no seriously but not for me)
RoseNoire66613
"Call an ambulance, but not for me ! "
backoffman
#13 step 3: “write that down”
PajamaStripes
#33 I live in West Virginia, and I would not be opposed.
nukemall
I am intrigued - let's try it!
redpandascaredbyarock
Hi nubbin!
Tinytoebeans
#27 @subway when they yell it has double cheese ?♀️
Fresh1
Nubbin!
sharkhugs
#4 Today is my last day of work. I put in my two weeks notice because I’m moving after buying my first car and decided to go back 1/2
sharkhugs
2/2 to school. Covid set me back like everyone else, and it took a lot of patience and time to get here. I’m so excited to start my new life
Boldeyes
Good for you!
sharkhugs
Thank you!
Sinasohn
As the parent of 3 kids, #17 is absolutely 100% true. Telling them "Sarcasm is for grown-ups" didn't help.
KatKittens
#15 Ha! So many times.
throwawayacct30
#16
he's ALWAYS reminded me of Dorian from The Mask
Shiki487
Omg I have that Katamari plush and that looks like my cat!
Sizzlord
#27 subway:"HE GOT DOUBLE CHEESE N MEAT ON THAT" While not even looking at the cashier. Cashier looks up and stares you pointing to total
geraltofriva
#13 Take notes, for fuck's sake!
Monkeyofdoom44
The only difference between science and messing around is writing it down
lilgoth89
Missing Eyebrow intensifies!!
trinabeana23
Step 3 Write notes Step 4 Lose notes immediately Step 5 forget all knowledge while trying to explain results to someone else; rinse & repeat
FullTimeDisaster
#5 I'll take 20
TheHiddnOne
#19 Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry(tm) series!
theRuler30
The baseball players look like Sergio Perez
SomethingFunnyUsername
I would like to leave some loot
Zaranthan
harryplt788
Brian dressed up in Family Guy in a banana costume with a baseball bat singing and dancing. Idk why.
Zaranthan
What I'd like to know is why people still think Family Guy's out of context flashbacks are original content.
harryplt788
https://peanutbutterjellytime.net/
LobcockLittle
Oh that's right. He was doing that shitty song and costume and then Stewie hit him with a bat. Is that the baseball bat thing?
EatsBees
i remember that song from when i was in high school, and that was 02-06...
HoldThatTHOT
It was an old flash cartoon from before youtube that family guy made a reference to.
yuugian
The baseball bat was a part of the original, pre-familyguy. Faster section of the song was 1/
yuugian
peanutbutter-jelly, peanutbutter-jelly, peanutbutter-jelly with a baseball bat
LobcockLittle
Oh yeah
TacoDaddy6969
#3 hell yeah
tuxedobob
Only if you die horrifically and accidentally.
TacoDaddy6969
Not really. If I died of a heart attack they'd have my liver, my marrow, my kidneys lungs etc... same if I shot myself or was mudered
tuxedobob
So like, a heart attack on purpose? >_>
TacoDaddy6969
Suicide by cocaine. Sure.
trinabeana23
#3 UNFUN FACT! Most young healthy ppl's viable organs who die in motorcycle accident are TRAGICALLY wasted bc instant death requires a full
trinabeana23
crime scene & by time investigation is over -perfectly good organs become unusable. Sucks. SOURCE; my son died at 23 in motorcycle accident
goodguyC
RustyShackle4d
Very sorry for your loss, thank you for this interesting information.
trinabeana23
Thank u for kind words ...he died in '08 and its been terrifying going thru pandemic w our adult kids along w now 2 grandkids. Fear sux!
JVNK
Unfun fact #2: Organs become unusable pretty much instantly, which is why they have to artificially keep the hearts of donors beating 1/2
JVNK
2/2 until they can extract the organs and put them on ice. Also, I'm sorry for your loss :<
trinabeana23
Thank u ...but I feel like while yes he died on impact bc the fire station was so close u could see it, maybe there was a way to ensure his
trinabeana23
organs stayed viable. It just seems like such a waste bc a year later our middle daughters childhood friend also died in motorcycle accident