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source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_XqYSptao
LacklusterMop
SluntBiggums
This made me want pizza, so I got pizza.
ktblanch02
blastoutofthepast
What type of pizza are you eating?
mrogs12
professorfuzz
Am I the only person on Imgur who doesn't feed their pup people food? I don't want her staring and it is awful for her. Healthy treats ftw.
sesamesnapsinhalf
v
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
the perfectly timed blink got me
okayduderelax01
"Hey whachu got over there in your hand eh?"
johpohjoh
You should check my profile for my guy (and pizza)
DhruviyaBhalu
Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it
fantuckingfastic
What kind of sociopath folds their pizza?
DavidLowis
What kind of sociopath puts ham on a pizza?
tezuma
Disappointed I couldn't find picture of a kid walking a fat doggo who needs a godam pizza
canismortisest
LaChupaCabra7
I have this one saved in my phone, it always makes me happy!
VitaminJay
I'm making peesha tonight.
servingmytimeinusersub
This is my spirit animal
gr1mk1ng
I knew this comment would be here
Hedgehogsareadorable
eating pizza and I look down.... can confirm I am getting the same look
Imwaitingforamuse
You uh... You uh... YOU GUNNA SHARE THAT (oh pls oh pls oh pls oh pls oh pls)
themuttonisniceandlean
My dog looks at me and I can practically hear the Sarah Mclaughlin song in my head. Darn puppy dog eyes.
casbott
You can tell a dog owner by the way they open a fridge…quietly
forte10
So uh, you gonna drop that or what?
Gottabeginger
I love when dogs Blinks are not synchronized
IWouldDoThings
I'm a clumsy mess and my dog knows it. She doesn't move while the rest of my family eats, but if I'm eating she just sits under me and waits
CaffeineManic
How many bites of pizza does it take before they develop this addiction?
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
One.
BolenArrow
Very Insightful Things
iceymanythings
Pizzuzu!!!!!! http://exorcist.wikia.com/wiki/Pazuzu
SuperHir0
OMG that dog's lowered lip. Reminds me of a dog I knew once, a toy collie. He made that face before borking. So cute.
t̶o̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶l̶i̶e̶ Sheltie
Sorry. I always forget all the breed names. Some of them run into each other a bit.
n3ckr0mantic
080080
now reverse it!
Psychopathy
Now *THAT* is mans bestfriend.
ZuIthar
Somebody needs to reverse it, show a good boy getting the best treat
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
If it were reversed, would you be pleased?
I would be very pleased
BisForBiznus
I don't have the know how, but someone should make a gif of the dog taking the pizza and putting an upvote in its place
LyraTheLycan
That's is one cold pizza, doggo can have it
That'sis's
Fucking autocorrect got me again
*autoincorrect
liana77
I am eating healthy lately because my dog has to have a share of everything. She has since decided she loves salad.
Gargantusquatch
Please tell me your dog isn't on a "vegan" diet.
Gods no. She is super healthy. I am starving though.
ilovefluids
Tossed salad?
thisismybraintalking
Have you tried not giving her what she wants?
I have. The overly dramatic tantrums of the former meat market doggie melts my cold heart each time.
vc120
Why the fuck are you holding your pizza like that.
coffeysays
As a man with a beard, the fold is the safest option.
idothiswhileipoop
Wishing he'd ordered a calzone.
Pronounced cal-zo-nay
ILostIt
Omg fold the slice, throw some ranch in and you have the best bite of pizza you’ve ever had
Ranch dressing is to the midwest what Axe body spray is to the Jersey shore at spring break.
Saxxon92
Im calling the police
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
My mouth just watered
Madhornet
pffft, ranch? What do you think this is, a salad?
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
As a Long Islander ( where the best pizza comes from ) everyone eats pizza like this here wtf
wtf is wrong with you.
Fuck you
MusicPirate
Wait I thought the fold was standard? What's the other way? You just let the front flop around while all the toppings slide off?
HerNameWasMagil
No. You use some fingers to support the bottom of the pizza.
With the other hand?
Ok but that's a tiny pizza what do you do for anything bigger than a small?
Gamedoc
But what if you get a fuckin massive slice longer and larger than your hand?
Hold the phone chief, are you wearing socks and sandals? 10 yard penalty.
OaksParcel
Sock and sandals AND wearing footwear in the house. Make it a fucking 100 yard penalty.
Claytrain1989
That's a personal foul
TheWorstCommenter
Replay second down.
Rinnosuke
Also 5 min major and a game misconduct.
CopeADope
One can wear whatever one likes to in their own house
SexualPeanut
My ex did that. Sometimes I wouldn't notice until we were out and about.
filthytank
They’re slides not sandals, and usually worn that way. The trend was popularized by athletes who needed to change shoes quickly 1/2
"Slides"... They're fucking slippers. House shoes. Shit your grammy woulda worn plus an Adidas logo.
And was carried out of basketball, football, baseball, etc. by people who mostly wore sweats and wanted to be comfortable 2/2
Slides are also sandals, why are you arguing.
Not arguin bud just pointing something out, it’s more weird to wear slides without socks because of the utility/comfort aspect behind them
ondrishko
The fucks a ‘slide’?
JohnnySmithy
Flip-flops. Thongs.
sciencebasedlifeform
Foams
LacklusterMop
SluntBiggums
This made me want pizza, so I got pizza.
ktblanch02
blastoutofthepast
What type of pizza are you eating?
mrogs12
professorfuzz
Am I the only person on Imgur who doesn't feed their pup people food? I don't want her staring and it is awful for her. Healthy treats ftw.
sesamesnapsinhalf
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
the perfectly timed blink got me
okayduderelax01
"Hey whachu got over there in your hand eh?"
johpohjoh
You should check my profile for my guy (and pizza)
DhruviyaBhalu
Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it Drop it
fantuckingfastic
What kind of sociopath folds their pizza?
DavidLowis
What kind of sociopath puts ham on a pizza?
tezuma
Disappointed I couldn't find picture of a kid walking a fat doggo who needs a godam pizza
canismortisest
LaChupaCabra7
I have this one saved in my phone, it always makes me happy!
VitaminJay
I'm making peesha tonight.
servingmytimeinusersub
This is my spirit animal
gr1mk1ng
I knew this comment would be here
Hedgehogsareadorable
eating pizza and I look down.... can confirm I am getting the same look
Imwaitingforamuse
You uh... You uh... YOU GUNNA SHARE THAT (oh pls oh pls oh pls oh pls oh pls)
themuttonisniceandlean
My dog looks at me and I can practically hear the Sarah Mclaughlin song in my head. Darn puppy dog eyes.
casbott
You can tell a dog owner by the way they open a fridge…quietly
forte10
So uh, you gonna drop that or what?
Gottabeginger
I love when dogs Blinks are not synchronized
IWouldDoThings
I'm a clumsy mess and my dog knows it. She doesn't move while the rest of my family eats, but if I'm eating she just sits under me and waits
CaffeineManic
How many bites of pizza does it take before they develop this addiction?
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
One.
BolenArrow
Very Insightful Things
iceymanythings
Pizzuzu!!!!!! http://exorcist.wikia.com/wiki/Pazuzu
SuperHir0
OMG that dog's lowered lip. Reminds me of a dog I knew once, a toy collie. He made that face before borking. So cute.
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
t̶o̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶l̶i̶e̶ Sheltie
SuperHir0
Sorry. I always forget all the breed names. Some of them run into each other a bit.
n3ckr0mantic
080080
now reverse it!
Psychopathy
Now *THAT* is mans bestfriend.
ZuIthar
Somebody needs to reverse it, show a good boy getting the best treat
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
If it were reversed, would you be pleased?
ZuIthar
I would be very pleased
BisForBiznus
I don't have the know how, but someone should make a gif of the dog taking the pizza and putting an upvote in its place
LyraTheLycan
That's is one cold pizza, doggo can have it
n3ckr0mantic
That'sis's
LyraTheLycan
Fucking autocorrect got me again
LyraTheLycan
*autoincorrect
liana77
I am eating healthy lately because my dog has to have a share of everything. She has since decided she loves salad.
Gargantusquatch
Please tell me your dog isn't on a "vegan" diet.
liana77
Gods no. She is super healthy. I am starving though.
ilovefluids
Tossed salad?
liana77
thisismybraintalking
Have you tried not giving her what she wants?
liana77
I have. The overly dramatic tantrums of the former meat market doggie melts my cold heart each time.
vc120
Why the fuck are you holding your pizza like that.
coffeysays
As a man with a beard, the fold is the safest option.
idothiswhileipoop
Wishing he'd ordered a calzone.
ilovefluids
Pronounced cal-zo-nay
ILostIt
Omg fold the slice, throw some ranch in and you have the best bite of pizza you’ve ever had
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
Ranch dressing is to the midwest what Axe body spray is to the Jersey shore at spring break.
Saxxon92
Im calling the police
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
My mouth just watered
Madhornet
pffft, ranch? What do you think this is, a salad?
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
As a Long Islander ( where the best pizza comes from ) everyone eats pizza like this here wtf
vc120
wtf is wrong with you.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Fuck you
MusicPirate
Wait I thought the fold was standard? What's the other way? You just let the front flop around while all the toppings slide off?
HerNameWasMagil
vc120
No. You use some fingers to support the bottom of the pizza.
MusicPirate
With the other hand?
vc120
MusicPirate
Ok but that's a tiny pizza what do you do for anything bigger than a small?
Gamedoc
But what if you get a fuckin massive slice longer and larger than your hand?
Psychopathy
Hold the phone chief, are you wearing socks and sandals? 10 yard penalty.
OaksParcel
Sock and sandals AND wearing footwear in the house. Make it a fucking 100 yard penalty.
Claytrain1989
That's a personal foul
TheWorstCommenter
Replay second down.
Rinnosuke
Also 5 min major and a game misconduct.
CopeADope
One can wear whatever one likes to in their own house
SexualPeanut
My ex did that. Sometimes I wouldn't notice until we were out and about.
filthytank
They’re slides not sandals, and usually worn that way. The trend was popularized by athletes who needed to change shoes quickly 1/2
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
"Slides"... They're fucking slippers. House shoes. Shit your grammy woulda worn plus an Adidas logo.
filthytank
And was carried out of basketball, football, baseball, etc. by people who mostly wore sweats and wanted to be comfortable 2/2
Psychopathy
Slides are also sandals, why are you arguing.
filthytank
Not arguin bud just pointing something out, it’s more weird to wear slides without socks because of the utility/comfort aspect behind them
ondrishko
The fucks a ‘slide’?
filthytank
JohnnySmithy
Flip-flops. Thongs.
sciencebasedlifeform
Foams