Jan 4, 2021 10:42 PM
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ATerribleArtist
It's amazing how each new wave is unprecedented in growth compared to the one before it
SuperiorPebble
The first wave is misleading, only test results are displayed and almost no testing was done then. Actual case numbers were the same as now
SilverHornet
No idea why people are downvoting you, you're not wrong. First waves they only tested people who were ill in hospital.
Because most people are fucking idiots. It all makes sense when you remember the low average human IQ overlaps with that of Gorillas.
AnnieAimee
Gawd! You people are so picky.
DavidNightingale
"It's 14 now, it'll soon be down to zero."
Jak8714
hahahahoh god. Every time, i forget how bad it is, and then I see the numbers and i lose my shit.
Greekos1
What are the numbers counting? Per state? Per country? world? As a doctor i see a lot of cases but we slowly are showing good signs
SirDistic
Flatten the curve ... did they mean an EKG?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I mean its flattening the curve of human population growth?
khora
Remember that huge peak in April?
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SadisticTrout
That dip in November was really just the states not reporting before the election. Crazy!!
cricketHunter
UK numbers
tooomanystevesgotbanned
This is UK data.
Kronzor
And then thanksgiving everything starts to skyrocket.
commanderpopnfresh79
There was a post a couple weeks ago with Luis recapping to Ant man about 2020. He said we flattened the curve. Vertically. Still use that.
BahamutBBob
Anyone have the ant man dude explaining 2020? We did flatten the curve. Vertically.
ikindacarebutimostlydont
Axis? What does that have to do with a graph!!!
DaveK014
Yeah, since when did this become about WW2?!
ExoCyberBit
Next to no one in my town had it before Christmas, now it's predicted that 1 in 20 have it. Pretty scary stuff.
astronomygeek7
It’s look like an exponential graph. JFC
ImOPsMom
It is. Covid-19 has an exponential growth curve (r0 value) as evidenced by the data.
y=x^2
spacestationnumberfive
thatsmyfetish69
Flattened- vertically
only90skidswillgetthis
Yes that is the joke, thank you.
thrillhousegaming
/a/cY7rRti
bogus1983
My job is like "we're planning a get-together as soon as things clear up." Great, see you in 2024.
slyvic
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRrMu7B1L2I
barnwolf
This is new deaths per day?
imabigasstree
I think ots new cases, by the thousands
byerss
New cases per 1M pop.
DarkHourse
Link: https://twitter.com/AlexWhite1812/status/1345861724843474945
fireclanninja1337
See that high point in April? That's when we said it's too dangerous for everyone to go outside...
The data is misleading as almost no testing was done then. The true number of cases in April is believed to be similar to the amount now.
Source?
Many, search around. It's considered a known fact now so it's very hard to find anything that specifically states it.
It's common knowledge, try any reputable news site covering the story.
Goodwill82
Those who need to read and understand this have no idea what an "x-axis" is.
iratechaos
I hate that this is accurate
cynner1
Speak 4 yourself
TheLilBee
idk if this was intentional but thanks for making me lol
CaptainStevenRogers
Those same people propbably sympathize with an Axis group (power)
anippleaday
Ofc we know, it's when your ex axis you to do somethin
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
If they don’t know just remind them that it’s orthogonal to y and z and ZZ
bardock
Yeah huh they got wolverine and that big metal russkie!
Huggitt17
Correct, I see no X's in that line
zanli
Werner von Braun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRrMu7B1L2I
NinjaGrizzlyBear
X-axistly
whileiappreciateyourenthusiasmidislikethispost
spacecasethebassface
god damn..
The average and the median aren't necessarily the same thing.
Daemon7777
With IQ following a normal distribution it should be the same in this case
LordofSandvich
I'd say quite a few of them do - being book-smart doesn't make you immune to psychology
astrid28
And my kids school is trying to do in person, starting tomorrow... last time it lasted a week... we'll stay distance, ty.
Aaronb1138
Have the integrity to just say NO. I suggest some old DARE propaganda for baseline arguments.
ThatRandomCanadian
"Now that the fire has engulfed the whole building instead of just a room, let's send them back in".
bootzncatss
Our school denies closing. Our lunch staff all got covid and that still wasn’t enough for admin to close the school I work in. ?
BlaseDan
More children have gone missing and died of suicide from school shutdowns than have died of covid.
VolkerB
You forgot the /s at the end
It's not sarcasm though. It's fact. Numbers straight from the cdc stats and school district reporting nationally.
You can see the curve start exactly when kids when to school the first time. Finally started to figure it out a bit. Then thanksgiving.
omgwtfhuh
Wow - not even waiting a couple weeks to see how bad things get post New Year's Eve parties? That seems extra stupid.
semblenceof
Your schools close?? We "surgically quarantine."
Chievestevenbouigon
Out of curiosity, do the students have to wear masks? How big is the school?
Yes, well over 500 students.
quademan47
This says nothing. For all I know it could be average amount of worms to catch a fish.
I'm not doubting what this graph is representing, but we don't need to all defend unlabelled axis just because it's team blue
Outnumberedbydogs
The source is under the graph, or do you not read?
Oh I read if only my device didn't cut it off the bottom so thus its impossible to read what us not there. Ty for your concern .
tarquinious
JHU is capturing Covid data on worms now?
MassiveMaoMao
“COVID-19 Data”
Thank you. My device cuts the text off when I enlarge it.
Batman90
Looks like you haven't developed the skill of inferring
No 8m great at interfering
OverSpiced
I gotta say thats some funny ass shit.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Yes for all YOU know because apparently YOU can’t read. It’s a weird flex but okay
What you do not understand is that when I enlarge to read the small text at the bottom it gets cut off. Had the stated at the top what it wa
Was i could understand exactly what this was for .
MysterEF8
albertkaholic
But...but Alex White...
76000BatteryLlamas
If only there was some sort of source directly under the graph
Gets cut off when I expand the picture to see it. Hence my comment
zerozolo
Right there at the bottom it says "Source John Hopkins University CSSE Covid-19 Data Last update Jan 3rd." So yeah check yourself.
jpparkenbone
You are one dumb motherfucker.
RADmadness
I would hope this bellend doesn't get to procreate.
MaximumWTF
What I want to know is why the spike in the number of worms needed to catch a fish?
akspartankiiier
It’s not fish that’s eating the worms.
School immunity
Just so all you punk ass bitches with your condescending comments can get a little bit of fuck you, when I zoom this little ass piece of
Shit don't mean shit to me graph big enough that I can see a mother fucking thing the text at the bottom is completely cut the fuck off out
Of the picture so my "DUMB ASS CAN'T READ" could not read what is not there. So fuck you very much
ThenWhatHappened
To be faaaaaair
ihearyoubarkingbigdog
To be faiiiirrrreee
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
As much as I dislike Trump, this fucking chart should have a title and axis labels damnit!
sbaron9
Letterkenny
iamspartan1262
Thank you, I thought I deleted my comment in time before anyone had a chance to reply because I found the reference
Uhmdidyoujustticklemyballs
You admit it, and own it. that's what I's appreciates about yous.
Dintini
To be faaasiiirrrr
TUGboatJOB
DovahKween
To be faiiiirrrrrrrr
ImostlyCommentNotPost
I'm new to the show, but got this right away!
Tokimon
To be faaaaair
dontgetEpstined
At the beginning of the latest season “to be faaiiir if mother guys were there we’d kick their asses to” I literally laughed so hard I fell.
To be faaaair
raycharles318
To be faaaaiiiir
Brucecampbellthedog
To be faaaaaaaaair
PimpinKen
Uh, to be fayer..
fartsandwitches
v
waterdragun
motorcitymatt
hessay12
tO bE FAIRRR!
iamswamiam
To be faaaaiiiirrrr
lowfunctioninggenius
To be faiiiiirrrrr
IamnotSpartacuseither
To be faaaaiiir
Sewthisbitch
To be faaaaaiiiirrrr
Whatscooking
This makes me so happy to know i am not alone crushing a sandos
sandyman23
tobefaaaaiirrr
GreyNotGray
To be fairrrrer
CWrightPills
That’s what you appreciate about her Squirrely Dan?
Unavailableatthistime
Let's take about 20% off over there
But, to be faaaaaiiir.
unclesporky
I feel the need to point out this is for the UK, lest US-centric imgur labor under the misapprehension that it's the US curve. >
justinb04072718
Yesm yesm ol sport, musn't export a laborious misconception leaving the unsuspecting miscreants wobbling betwixt their delusions and reality
Juggler
*labour
Couchwarrior1337
I was going to say I knew damn well the US version had a way steeper April spike.
theovermynd
Ot probably looks about the same or worse anyway
Idtapthatdrum
Please don’t talk about my curves like that I’m sensitive
This is not to make any sort of statement about the US's data/curve, just wanted to point it out, since it's not obvious from the pic.
NapoleonDynOmite
It's the singularity!
ForPosting
Very helpful, because if it was for the US, all us yankees would be dead
FlaccidHamster
yall trying to get the curve to turn around and go back to the start so it's like this never happened? interesting theory
DumbledoreCalrizian
You've got a calming, nice way of putting words together.
It's also quite a misleading graph, as minimal testing was done in march/April, but cases are believed to have been similar to now.
christiangoth
Good news! Plot our curve on yours, even adjusted per capita, and you'll look flat real fast.
There would've been no argument from me a few hours ago, but I saw someone say that per capita UK is now worse than US. I'll have to check.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-55550906 60,916 among 66.65M people, vs. 291,384 among 328.2M people.
HeyNonnyNonnie
Thanks! I was wondering!
ATerribleArtist
It's amazing how each new wave is unprecedented in growth compared to the one before it
SuperiorPebble
The first wave is misleading, only test results are displayed and almost no testing was done then. Actual case numbers were the same as now
SilverHornet
No idea why people are downvoting you, you're not wrong. First waves they only tested people who were ill in hospital.
SuperiorPebble
Because most people are fucking idiots. It all makes sense when you remember the low average human IQ overlaps with that of Gorillas.
AnnieAimee
Gawd! You people are so picky.
DavidNightingale
"It's 14 now, it'll soon be down to zero."
Jak8714
hahahahoh god. Every time, i forget how bad it is, and then I see the numbers and i lose my shit.
Greekos1
What are the numbers counting? Per state? Per country? world? As a doctor i see a lot of cases but we slowly are showing good signs
SirDistic
Flatten the curve ... did they mean an EKG?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I mean its flattening the curve of human population growth?
khora
Remember that huge peak in April?
[deleted]
[deleted]
SadisticTrout
That dip in November was really just the states not reporting before the election. Crazy!!
cricketHunter
UK numbers
tooomanystevesgotbanned
This is UK data.
Kronzor
And then thanksgiving everything starts to skyrocket.
commanderpopnfresh79
There was a post a couple weeks ago with Luis recapping to Ant man about 2020. He said we flattened the curve. Vertically. Still use that.
BahamutBBob
Anyone have the ant man dude explaining 2020? We did flatten the curve. Vertically.
ikindacarebutimostlydont
Axis? What does that have to do with a graph!!!
DaveK014
Yeah, since when did this become about WW2?!
ExoCyberBit
Next to no one in my town had it before Christmas, now it's predicted that 1 in 20 have it. Pretty scary stuff.
astronomygeek7
It’s look like an exponential graph. JFC
ImOPsMom
It is. Covid-19 has an exponential growth curve (r0 value) as evidenced by the data.
astronomygeek7
y=x^2
spacestationnumberfive
thatsmyfetish69
Flattened- vertically
only90skidswillgetthis
Yes that is the joke, thank you.
thrillhousegaming
/a/cY7rRti
bogus1983
My job is like "we're planning a get-together as soon as things clear up." Great, see you in 2024.
slyvic
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRrMu7B1L2I
barnwolf
This is new deaths per day?
imabigasstree
I think ots new cases, by the thousands
byerss
New cases per 1M pop.
DarkHourse
Link: https://twitter.com/AlexWhite1812/status/1345861724843474945
fireclanninja1337
See that high point in April? That's when we said it's too dangerous for everyone to go outside...
SuperiorPebble
The data is misleading as almost no testing was done then. The true number of cases in April is believed to be similar to the amount now.
only90skidswillgetthis
Source?
SilverHornet
Many, search around. It's considered a known fact now so it's very hard to find anything that specifically states it.
SuperiorPebble
It's common knowledge, try any reputable news site covering the story.
Goodwill82
Those who need to read and understand this have no idea what an "x-axis" is.
iratechaos
I hate that this is accurate
cynner1
Speak 4 yourself
TheLilBee
idk if this was intentional but thanks for making me lol
CaptainStevenRogers
Those same people propbably sympathize with an Axis group (power)
anippleaday
Ofc we know, it's when your ex axis you to do somethin
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
If they don’t know just remind them that it’s orthogonal to y and z and ZZ
bardock
Yeah huh they got wolverine and that big metal russkie!
Huggitt17
Correct, I see no X's in that line
zanli
Werner von Braun?
slyvic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRrMu7B1L2I
NinjaGrizzlyBear
X-axistly
whileiappreciateyourenthusiasmidislikethispost
spacecasethebassface
god damn..
itistocold4
bogus1983
The average and the median aren't necessarily the same thing.
Daemon7777
With IQ following a normal distribution it should be the same in this case
LordofSandvich
I'd say quite a few of them do - being book-smart doesn't make you immune to psychology
astrid28
And my kids school is trying to do in person, starting tomorrow... last time it lasted a week... we'll stay distance, ty.
Aaronb1138
Have the integrity to just say NO. I suggest some old DARE propaganda for baseline arguments.
ThatRandomCanadian
"Now that the fire has engulfed the whole building instead of just a room, let's send them back in".
bootzncatss
Our school denies closing. Our lunch staff all got covid and that still wasn’t enough for admin to close the school I work in. ?
BlaseDan
More children have gone missing and died of suicide from school shutdowns than have died of covid.
VolkerB
You forgot the /s at the end
BlaseDan
It's not sarcasm though. It's fact. Numbers straight from the cdc stats and school district reporting nationally.
Kronzor
You can see the curve start exactly when kids when to school the first time. Finally started to figure it out a bit. Then thanksgiving.
omgwtfhuh
Wow - not even waiting a couple weeks to see how bad things get post New Year's Eve parties? That seems extra stupid.
semblenceof
Your schools close?? We "surgically quarantine."
Chievestevenbouigon
Out of curiosity, do the students have to wear masks? How big is the school?
astrid28
Yes, well over 500 students.
quademan47
This says nothing. For all I know it could be average amount of worms to catch a fish.
only90skidswillgetthis
I'm not doubting what this graph is representing, but we don't need to all defend unlabelled axis just because it's team blue
Outnumberedbydogs
The source is under the graph, or do you not read?
quademan47
Oh I read if only my device didn't cut it off the bottom so thus its impossible to read what us not there. Ty for your concern .
tarquinious
JHU is capturing Covid data on worms now?
MassiveMaoMao
“COVID-19 Data”
quademan47
Thank you. My device cuts the text off when I enlarge it.
Batman90
Looks like you haven't developed the skill of inferring
quademan47
No 8m great at interfering
OverSpiced
quademan47
I gotta say thats some funny ass shit.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Yes for all YOU know because apparently YOU can’t read. It’s a weird flex but okay
quademan47
What you do not understand is that when I enlarge to read the small text at the bottom it gets cut off. Had the stated at the top what it wa
quademan47
Was i could understand exactly what this was for .
MysterEF8
albertkaholic
But...but Alex White...
76000BatteryLlamas
If only there was some sort of source directly under the graph
quademan47
Gets cut off when I expand the picture to see it. Hence my comment
zerozolo
Right there at the bottom it says "Source John Hopkins University CSSE Covid-19 Data Last update Jan 3rd." So yeah check yourself.
jpparkenbone
You are one dumb motherfucker.
RADmadness
I would hope this bellend doesn't get to procreate.
MaximumWTF
What I want to know is why the spike in the number of worms needed to catch a fish?
akspartankiiier
It’s not fish that’s eating the worms.
tarquinious
School immunity
quademan47
Just so all you punk ass bitches with your condescending comments can get a little bit of fuck you, when I zoom this little ass piece of
quademan47
Shit don't mean shit to me graph big enough that I can see a mother fucking thing the text at the bottom is completely cut the fuck off out
quademan47
Of the picture so my "DUMB ASS CAN'T READ" could not read what is not there. So fuck you very much
ThenWhatHappened
To be faaaaaair
ihearyoubarkingbigdog
To be faiiiirrrreee
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
As much as I dislike Trump, this fucking chart should have a title and axis labels damnit!
[deleted]
[deleted]
sbaron9
Letterkenny
iamspartan1262
Thank you, I thought I deleted my comment in time before anyone had a chance to reply because I found the reference
Uhmdidyoujustticklemyballs
You admit it, and own it. that's what I's appreciates about yous.
Dintini
To be faaasiiirrrr
TUGboatJOB
DovahKween
To be faiiiirrrrrrrr
ImostlyCommentNotPost
I'm new to the show, but got this right away!
Tokimon
To be faaaaair
dontgetEpstined
At the beginning of the latest season “to be faaiiir if mother guys were there we’d kick their asses to” I literally laughed so hard I fell.
Uhmdidyoujustticklemyballs
To be faaaair
raycharles318
To be faaaaiiiir
Brucecampbellthedog
To be faaaaaaaaair
PimpinKen
Uh, to be fayer..
fartsandwitches
waterdragun
motorcitymatt
hessay12
tO bE FAIRRR!
iamswamiam
To be faaaaiiiirrrr
lowfunctioninggenius
To be faiiiiirrrrr
IamnotSpartacuseither
To be faaaaiiir
Sewthisbitch
To be faaaaaiiiirrrr
Whatscooking
This makes me so happy to know i am not alone crushing a sandos
sandyman23
tobefaaaaiirrr
GreyNotGray
To be fairrrrer
CWrightPills
That’s what you appreciate about her Squirrely Dan?
Unavailableatthistime
Let's take about 20% off over there
hessay12
But, to be faaaaaiiir.
unclesporky
I feel the need to point out this is for the UK, lest US-centric imgur labor under the misapprehension that it's the US curve. >
justinb04072718
Yesm yesm ol sport, musn't export a laborious misconception leaving the unsuspecting miscreants wobbling betwixt their delusions and reality
Juggler
*labour
Couchwarrior1337
I was going to say I knew damn well the US version had a way steeper April spike.
theovermynd
Ot probably looks about the same or worse anyway
Idtapthatdrum
Please don’t talk about my curves like that I’m sensitive
unclesporky
This is not to make any sort of statement about the US's data/curve, just wanted to point it out, since it's not obvious from the pic.
NapoleonDynOmite
It's the singularity!
ForPosting
Very helpful, because if it was for the US, all us yankees would be dead
FlaccidHamster
yall trying to get the curve to turn around and go back to the start so it's like this never happened? interesting theory
DumbledoreCalrizian
You've got a calming, nice way of putting words together.
SuperiorPebble
It's also quite a misleading graph, as minimal testing was done in march/April, but cases are believed to have been similar to now.
christiangoth
Good news! Plot our curve on yours, even adjusted per capita, and you'll look flat real fast.
unclesporky
There would've been no argument from me a few hours ago, but I saw someone say that per capita UK is now worse than US. I'll have to check.
unclesporky
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-55550906 60,916 among 66.65M people, vs. 291,384 among 328.2M people.
HeyNonnyNonnie
Thanks! I was wondering!