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Velv3tThunder
Janeway: Can't but blames it on the replicator.
HonestCommentFarmer
Chekov can make really good sushi rolls and Sulu makes good perogis. Uhura can cook 300 species delicacies, but everyone assumes she can't.
WitchIrkalla
Kirk is a master of Cream Pies.
manuPKP
Pike: Yes.
DisgruntledFerret
Barclay: I dunno, maybe he can. Who cares?
mithiwithi
He specializes in cruciferous vegetables.
waspentalive
Deanna - Tries to cook but senses the fear in the ingredients and decides better of it.
Onebigcanuck
Pike: Literally has his whole command staff cooking.
klean9
Didn’t Miles O’brien cook for Keiko once on DS9? Maybe he just talked about it.
JiggleboobMcSugartit
He's more of a replicator kind of guy
DisgruntledFerret
Man, Keiko is in the show a LOT for someone who doesn't actually show up much. O'Brien never stops talking about her.
CapnAndy
Subject extremely misleading :(
MosquitoHawker
Wesley Crusher: yes, but only microwave chicken nuggets
missmanaged
And pizza rolls.
PerfunctoryBear
Cooking basically is math in so far as it’s just chemistry with things you eat. Geordi using math to cook would probably be good…?
astrangehop
He'd be the best. IIRC he builds model ships in his spare time. engineer/hobbyist. He'll research techniques out of love.
tomatoboy
Mmm cellular peptides.
foreverinchains
With mint frosting!
pwdrjnky
FYI, Rikers back story is he grew up in Valdez, Ak bet he can cook halibut and salmon like a master.
litelbrown
I want to say Riker expresses surprise when someone suggests eating real meat.
somnif
Yeah but that was in season 1 soooooo most folks just sorta ignore it.
CandidGamera
Data - would create the perfect dish both in terms of flavor and preparation, everybody agrees that this is the most amazing thing they've->
CandidGamera
<- ever tasted, but will still insist that "something's missing" and go on a long speech about how technical perfection doesn't mean shit ->
CandidGamera
<- without a nebulous "human touch" and whimsy and spontaneity leaving Data dejected he is lacking that because that's good sci-fi writing.
somnif
However, most agree his cellular peptide cake (with mint frosting) was excellent.
sf111
Left out Worf's legendary tea brewing and baking skills
RagtimeRaver
Meanwhile, Pike:
zFUBARz
Honestly I kinda love how fucking 60's these scenes feel.
RagtimeRaver
For me, it's how they modified the costumes and props to make them clearly resemble the originals, but still feel futuristic in 2022.
zFUBARz
Yeah that's cool too. Even the recent episode had that super lame history feel of original and early TNG. Well for most of it.
FullTimeDisaster
Garak will make splendid homey food all while carrying the conversation. Even if he poisons it he'll make sure it's tasty.
DisgruntledFerret
ESPECIALLY if he poisons it.
FullTimeDisaster
I mean everyone deserves a nice last meal wouldn't you say?
Mitchz95
I read this in his voice.
Quixus
Voric13
ojioni
I love paprikás csirke.
3Davideo
That does get me thinking. Given the availability of food replicators, cooking would become one of those activities where technology has >
3Davideo
> rendered it obsolete as a regular profession, but is still practiced by hobbyists. Modern examples include horseriding and swordsmithing.
Scuzzlebutt142
Yep. Every 20 years or so a profession dies as tech makes it obsolete.
DukeDarkwood
But the serious riders still have their own saddles.
NaughtButOne
Basically. And such restaurants are basically patronized by hipsters who believe they can tell the difference between replicated and non-.
Mavgurian
I am pretty sure everyone could - at least notice that each dish does not totally taste exactly the same every day.
Kommadore
Seems like perfectly replicating a dish took time to optimize. Probably an odd collaboration between chefs and programmers.
Mavgurian
Something like that. And the computer will make it exactly the same every time. No "extra spicy today" or "surprise tenderness".
DrWhy9
Pokegeologist
Revenge is either gelatto or gazspacho.
Kakeukh
Tartar might be more appropriate...
rahmcoff0
Ceviche
SalmonMax
"According to the database I downloaded for this purpose, you appear to be...an idiot sandwich. My apologies, Lieutenant."
IFoldlyGo
If Data had access to Tasha and Ishara, I am certain Brent Spiner would not have minded being in that sandwich
DALLASLAVOWNER
Tasha Yar - yes but may need assistance assembling the ingredients
HonestCommentFarmer
Gotta dodge those rape gangs.
Data91883
#1 *Baking* absolutely works out mathematics. *Cooking* is more like "Yee haw"
Data91883
Works *like* mathematics
baroncognito
Baking is witchcraft. If a recipe tells me to stir the cake batter three times widdershins and let sit I will take it at its word.
Quixus
Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from mathematics.
SalmySwims
Cooking is an art, baking is a science
itsthevoiceman
And I'm only semi good at both.
AeternalDreamer
Sisko and Miles O'Brien can cook.
MisterPrimeMinister
I'm not so sure about O'Brien. He likes Starfleet field rations.
AeternalDreamer
He cooked for Keiko, some Irish cuisine. He said he was raised on home cooked food.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
His cooking is like his work: It's not flashy, but it'll get you where you need to go.
JonWallace1985
Worf: yes, but only it’d kill any non Klingon
AstartesLibrarius
I'm almost positive that he's learned a dish or two from his adopted mother. Also it'll all be served with Prune Juice. A Warrior's Drink.
Kommadore
Klingon food seemed popular among non-Klingons. DS9 even had a Klingon restaurant that seemed very popular. Plus Worf was raised by humans.
waspentalive
He does like Riker's eggs tho.
mikeatike
And Riker can eat Gagh while hitting on Klingon warrirors.
ChromaticPassingTone
Sisko - Absolutely can cook.
PutItInNeutral
I think Miles O'Brien might be able to as well. He spoke of his mother cutting meat like a master chef.
LiterallyAWizard
Sisko's the guy who suggests the potluck, keeps the ball rolling, provides most of the food, and enjoys every step of it
etere
Might just be the best cook in starfleet.
ghsdkgb
Pike: would be interesting to see him in a coming competition with Sisko
Allobarrister
A what kind of competition? Uh... I thought this was about food.
LurkerOfDarkness
No no, let him speak, I want know where we can observe this contest.
LightStriker
Nobody touches his peppers.
somegoodGarmonbozia
I can hear this sentence
bikergeek6249
Was gonna say, his dad ran a restaurant. Absolutely he learned something.
efelliot
Not just any restaurant! It was in New Orleans!!!! ???
Eldibs
His whole family could cook, and do a damned good job of it too.
pooplloser
Janeway cooked Tuvix
tygarus
Lmao +1
CogPrimus
SuperSaiyanYamcha
Multiple races’ cuisine if I recall.
Canofminus
He even did a Ferengi take on gumbo IIRC.
breadedfishstrip
He put tube grubs in the gumbo sauce. I figure it'd taste like mealworms
Puppersforall
Janeway - Does coffee count as food?
DukeDarkwood
To Janeway? Probably. To anyone else, it's just a beverage.
Swiggy1957
To me, it's a way of life!
tomatoboy
Riker apparently now makes good pizza. Still makes fires occasionally though.
HonestCommentFarmer
MiloBloomm
I think he makes some eggs at some point during the TNG run. It looked a bit odd at the time.
dennydorko
I think the eggs had gone bad.
JiggleboobMcSugartit
They didn't have an actual heat source on the set
Chereazi
Neelix: Pros: can make food out if anything. Cons: food is made out of everything.
Kakeukh
"Food". "Edible." "Technically not lethal if ingested in correct quantities" and such.
Orcus424
Neelix got some leola roots while foraging in the 3rd episode then serves them every week for the next 7 years.
SweatyNoah
I recall that he made a dish made of mostly jalapeños. “Juh-lop-in-o’s”
bixby66
Neelix: literally his job.
Srcsqwrn
I'd still try Neelix's food. Good guy
Kakeukh
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ Please don't eat Neelix's "food", there are many new Star Trek things to enjoy...
Srcsqwrn
That's not funny.
Kakeukh
Paris would have laughed :(
Dagordae
Cons: Can and will fuck up so bad the SHIP gets lethal food poisoning.
efelliot
I mean, he did warn them about those “apples”
Pokegeologist
Get this cheese to sickbay.
HonestCommentFarmer
It is stated canon that Voyager has only three toilets for the whole ship of 170-odd.
eggmuffin
Plus toilets included in individual quarters.
Eikre
Turns out Humans are the only Starfleet member species that needs to shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Arakon
Hey, sounds like the building at my job.
KaboomKrusader
Nah, if you're referring to the episode I think you are, they were just DOWN to only a few functioning toilets during a power crisis.
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
Cons: Neelix
allihearisnoise
Imo I wish tuvix survived and neelix had died.
Thanshin
Star Trek's very own Jar Jar.
TheRidg
Pros, comes with Kes
LeviathanOmega
Con: Kes hadn't reached her species' equivalent of puberty when she was with Neelix. He was shacked up with a 10 year old in our terms.
TheRidg
Pro Any southern state