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StevesSegallbladder
Sugar is cheap af
asizzle81
Um that's why you buy a case of bottled water (pretty stinking cheap) and not individual bottles, professor...
Unagi604
At least you're saving on pixels
jadespider
If you're dead set on bottled water, look for Sobe Lifewater, just flavored water, no vitamins but typically $1/bottle, no sugar/caffeine.
Pepeseinn
Why don't you just boild the water out of the cola and drink that if you're so thirsty
FlorbFnarb
So then STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER.
ChimeraGryph01
I've taken cost accounting so I'll explain: The 2 liter costs less plastic and is usually not refridgerated,
ChimeraGryph01
then to the water: you are buying a label and covering marketing costs with the chilling. Also, tap water is cheaper and safer to drink
MightyIink
Frozen Pizza = $3.99, Salad + dressing + bread crums = $26...
mburicao
Corn syrup is a hell of a drug..
Killertomato84
i get a 12 pack of aquafina, already refrigerated, for 3.99...
GodTierMeme
1 gallon of water at the avg supermarket is about 70 cents
BlazingLotus
In many 3rd world countries people have more access to Coke products than water so some scientists created machines that reverse 1/2
BlazingLotus
Engineer the Coke products and extract the water from them.
TBarracuda33
Sam's club 10 cents per bottle.
narddawg479
You pay a premium for convenience. Being healthy is not convenient in today's world.
nero4ty2
or you pay a premium for being dumb and not finding it cheaper in bulk or from your faucet
Perkeleenretku
Luckily I live in a country where tap water is mostly more clean than bottled one.
DarthReznor
That's like, every country in the west
IcouldntfindmymedsthismorningsoItookyours
Dentist is way more expensive than the extra $1.00 for the water.
PolarHailStorm
This is a great way of looking at things. I do it with food, especially. 'Do I buy a couple pizzas this month, or save ££ for games?'
GozerTheGozerian
Oh yeah!? Well I get bitchin' translucent teeth by saving a dollar!
BigHugeSmallTaco
1 liter of crystal geyser is $0.69. 1 gallon of same water is $1...
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
This is one of the main reasons for the obesity epidemic. The cheapest foods tend to be more most calorically dense
nero4ty2
well, its really the fact that people will eat an entire 2000 calorie meal 2-3 times a day instead of spending more wisely
Shazam1832
You can do what I do and drink water at home, for free, from the toilet.
DumpsterSauce
You can get a 35 pack of the small water bottles for about $4 at walmart. Try getting them somewhere that's not a gas station
IDeletedMyFirstAccountBecauseItHadTooManyNSFWShitOnIt
24 $4 lowes
sikhpunjabi
I own gas stations, you'd be surprised at how expensive our cost is for small bottled water/soda
DumpsterSauce
Maybe you should buy the 35 packs at walmart :D
sikhpunjabi
doing that would void contracts with supplier.. I've tried lol
stmaarten1778
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
Why do people even buy water, are your taps ok? Unless it's an American thing where the water is shit or unsafe
boamere
Drink it from the tap goon
BeerandCats
tap water + nalgene/travel water bottle - git gud
n0rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
TakNoPants
If it's safe to drink depending on your location, tap water
KarlderMarder
bottled water is, depending on the brand, one of the most expernsive things in the world compared to the circumstances of it's origin
VigilanteGlass
Fucking theater popcorn man. That shits atba 1,275% mark up
Azmoten
That's the one I was going to mention. More expensive, ounce per ounce, than filet mignon.
SolidusPliskin
I buy a 24 pack for $3...
JeezLouize
I buy 50 packs for 5bucks
AriaYuki
i've seen a 591ml bottle go for $4+
Scottchr
I remember $5+ during the 90's "rave" days.
Fuzzywuff
the hilton executive room i stayed at this weekend, those were selling at £8.
KarlderMarder
here in germany, there's a public discussion going on because a restaurant sells "modified tap water" for 4,20 € per liter
Dokramuh
Fuck that. Water should always be customary.
anonymouscoward69
Well, it is modified. They put it in a glass.
longoriaisaiah
That's a lot of €
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Hast du 'nen Link? Das ist das erste Mal, dass ich davon höre.
KarlderMarder
hier, bitteschön: http://www.stern.de/lifestyle/leute/til-schweiger-verkauft-leitungswasser-fuer-4-20-euro-7294624.html
bumwithguns
that is such a false and baseless statement lol
Callistan
Also in the US, tap water is more heavily regulated and tested than bottled water. So in most areas, the tap water is actually safer.
jadespider
Still a good ways behind printer ink.
koopaya
Prosthetic Jedi arms are less expensive than printer ink.
munkeeball
But printer ink has to be manufactured from start to finish where as water simply need filtered (maybe) and bottled.
aidanjt
More often than not it's just tap water anyway.
munkeeball
Exactly. Making the cont differential (and profit margin) greater than that of ink/toner
aidanjt
I just hate the way they market it as if it came from some long forgotten pristine spring and scoop it out with buckets or some shit.
munkeeball
Cost* differential
Vanesh
*discreetly sips from his 1.5L source water bottle at 0.18€*
ErinFromTheOffice
There are thousands of things more expensive than even the most expensive bottled water (excluding $1000+ gimmick water)
Steelflameblade
I think its more about inflation of cost vs cost to produce it.
ChloeRed
Most other things have more complicated origins? The statement is cost vers how you get it. If printer ink fall from the sky 1/2
ChloeRed
we'd moan even more about the cost, compared to development/etc now. 2/2
MaladaptedMedic
I mean, gallon for gallon, LSD is the most expensive liquid in the world at over $700,000,000 per gallon. Just saying
Hammettt
And here the old stupid Walter was cooking meth instead of LSD for 5 seasons
PorneliusHubertII
Higher demand for meth.
ErinFromTheOffice
Well, depends on the concentration. Pure LSD isn't a liquid.
MaladaptedMedic
It's in liquid form when it's dripped onto blotter paper. That liquid, if you got a gallon of it would cost over $700M
ErinFromTheOffice
Again, depending on concentration. You dissolve the crystal form into a solvent then drip onto paper. But the amount of solvent used varies
TheMayorOfTittyCity
What does that mean? Are you trying to say it has the highest markup of anything in the world?
bumwithguns
It's just one of those baseless statements that feels right to say giving it a band-wagon effect
PorneliusHubertII
It means that it is pricey but is literally free flowing and naturally occurring. Biggest scam ever. Privatization of water.
bumwithguns
There is a reason people don't drink water from a pond... it's an expensive process to turn ground water into drinking water.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
I gotta think the mark up on diamonds, also naturally occurring, is more than bottled water.
PorneliusHubertII
Diamonds aren't as readily available as water tho.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
There is a complex processing, packaging, marketing and distributing apparatus established around bottled water. Hence the 2 bucks.
nitraq
Ever heard about tap water?
BewareTheIceSpiders
its funny because Aquafina *is* tap water.
MayorMcWeed
Ever hear of Flint Michigan? But yeah just buy a brita filter pitcher and get a reusable plastic water bottle. Total cost, $30.
nitraq
Whoa, tap water in my country is completely fine in most cases in my country. Didn't thought that it could be different in other places.
BrandonSMartin
Yeah I don't live where tap water is drinkable but filters aren't too expensive
TheBlackKaiser
Live in Vancouver. Getting more thankful about my tap water quality every passing day.
TheDaharMaster
Yeah the Vancouver water is outstanding. Tastes like bottled!
CareIDoNot
Yeah man out here in Abbotsford we have literally some of the best water in the entire world
Frost72
I want to live in Vancouver!! What steps I need to take to move there?
BewareTheIceSpiders
1-Buy a crate of umbrellas 2-Be rich
TheBlackKaiser
3-be Asian. 4
crann
I was in Vancouver over the weekend and you guys have some really good water for a large city, but unfortunately I've had better tap water.
HowHardCouldItBe
That's not unfortunate
crann
no, i just didn't wanting it sounding all snobby and shit. It really is good tap water for a large city, but it still taste like city water
crann
god that made me sound country, that there city water
BattyWhack
Our water is definitely delicious.
GlacialFlour
It's pretty good, but it's not as good as Isafjordur :)
AnnaKareninanananananaBatman
Oh man, Icelandic water. Gimme gimme gimme
GlacialFlour
Yep, it's good stuff up here.
aufkurs
Tap water is bad in my county. But! Big gallon jugs are only $1-$2 at supermarkets, then fill reusable small bottles!
adadsupreme
Buy a Brita filter. Or install a tap filter.
AriaYuki
how much are water filters?
vesperlynd
I was just thinking that even if they're expensive locally you can order a good one online and bam, no more gay frogginess.
Rezol
Well there's your problem. You live in a first world country that in 2017 somehow still can't provide drinkable tap water.
nero4ty2
so all of them? quality can vary widely from area to area
Rezol
Yeah sure, but that's before treatment. It should be in your government's interest to ensure its citizens have access to acceptable water.
nero4ty2
acceptable means a lot of different things to different people, drinkable could just mean safe, not "tasty"
RumbleNtheJungle
My MIL only drinks smart water because she's a sucker.
Dubbaah
Not filthy water if you filter then boil then drink
WarlocknLoad
You don't drink the tap water in Phoenix.
MissThickThickityThickFaceFromThicktownThickania
You can't drink tap water in my country unless you install a filter.
TheDaharMaster
Our water supply here in Oakland is tainted w lead. We installed a filter system in our house. Tap is regulated but not by much it seems.
Callistan
It is more heavily regulated than bottled water (quarterly vs. yearly tests), but some areas have terrible treatment plans.
yourmamacantgetenough
you never drank the water in Hillsborough county florida.
hugeroner
EastClintwud
You think we're barbarians ?
ThoughtsAndBeers
Yeah - Dasani
Gazchamp117
Theyre putting chemicals in the water thats TURNIN THE FLIPPIN FROGS GAY
Rezol
#GayFrogWeek
kimsahobbit
If you're not a frog, nothing to worry about.
mellowdrama
Pharmaceuticals are causing problems on every level in the US. Addiction, water pollution, healthcare cost, etc.........
FlorbFnarb
Yep, we should just get rid of the pharmaceutical industry. Just use herbs to cure diseases and prevent pregnancies and prevent illness...
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Chols
I wish there was a prepackaged way to deliver water to me when I need it.
FlorbFnarb
Then the price shouldn't matter that much.
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FlorbFnarb
If it doesn't happen very often, a dollar here and there won't matter. Frequency is critical.
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VioletMisanthropy
Why would the price not matter as much just because you didn't plan on it?
FlorbFnarb
I was referring to frequency.
frzn
Presumably because if you hadn't planned for it, it isn't a frequent occurrence.
FlorbFnarb
Exactly.
cyanidkatharsis
Ever hear of filling a reusable bottle with tap (or other) water and bringing it with you?
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cyanidkatharsis
I believe in being as prepared as I can be, I would rather carry my liter of water and not need it, than spend money I didn't need to spend.
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TCGreen
If your water has a chlorine taste, let it sit out in the open for a coupe of hours and the chlorine will evaporate.
Lionskull
i'm not sure you understand how chemistry works.
thelonepig
No it does not. I tried. It's revolting, not even ok for my cats.
Piornet
"Everything is worth what the purchaser will pay for it." -Henry Ford
RhymingEverything
civ4?
Piornet
Yep :)
lookherebuddy
That's pretty scary
notinterestednow
It would be scarier if we applied it to something important like healthcare.
FunctioningWorkaholic
Or politicians.
MarkSoupial
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_International_Jew -Also Henry Ford
fistermatic5000
Didn't Henry Ford support Hitler before the US went to war?
DontstressyoucanChangeItAnyTime0
Well who was going to make the tanks. War = money
fistermatic5000
I mean I'm pretty sure Henry Ford didn't build tanks.
FlorbFnarb
Lotta people did. War kinda changed a lotta people's minds.
Feanor19
To be fair anti Semitism was fairly common then across Europe and America. We try to pretend that only Germany hated the Jews, not the case
Feanor19
Look at how the US portrayed Japan as opposed to Germans in our war time propaganda. My parents were alive during civil rights era
Feanor19
LGBTQIA people are just getting rights and recognition. Religions and religious sects still don't get along and maybe never will
Feanor19
We're all a bunch of assholes but slowly making progress, then taking 2 steps back, but slowly progressing with every generation
Piornet
And Disney was an anti-semite, doesn't mean I'm not going to watch Star Wars.
cominginhot
was..⚡hadow ⚡tormtroopers
Mouthhug
Or not beat it to the lion king. I mean, come on. What are we, savages?
youroldfrienddarkness
Exac--
Mouthhug
Master Bateman
CertifiedTintinologist
Yeah but economics and Anti-Semitism are much more intricately linked than anti-semitism and a movie that was bought by Disney 50 years (1)
CertifiedTintinologist
after he had already died.
abgemacht
You can buy a gallon of water for like $0.50
derpaderps
Boiii it tastes like plastic, also it's heavy. Look at all these people with their non-toxic town water.
sushipl0x
I buy mine for 25 cents a gallon
v3rmilion
You can get a bottle of water from the tap for like basically nothing at all
Mothstradamus
*, if you're lucky enough to live in a place with decent running water in a home with clean pipes.
IDeletedMyFirstAccountBecauseItHadTooManyNSFWShitOnIt
1.99
hwatL4bloopy
i've only seen it for 99cents unless you fill your own gallon for a quarter
Lionskull
mine is $1/1 sadly.
Jabbzz
Why buy water???
thelonepig
You could also buy a DIET Coke.
spoodermon
here its 25 cent for 2l
thelonepig
It's at least $1 for a new gallon here, but the water kiosks are good. Tap water is undrinkable even filtered.
igniteice
I can buy a gallon of water for about 4/10th of a cent from my local water faucet in my kitchen.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
yeah but then it's full of flouride
Jensaw101
In all likelihood, your Aquafina is tap water from the nearest bottling facility. Shipping water is expensive.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Yeah L(
whereTheYogaWomenAt
Running water kicks ass unless you're in flynt
naivepuppy
So is it like Costco? Do I need a membership to get inside your kitchen?
ArthurPhillipDent
I can get it for *free*. By which i mean its built into taxes. But not metered
SolidusPliskin
You can get a gallon jug to put it in for $.50
reallylamelol
$0.50 + 4/10ths of a cent is more still, I might as well buy the gallon jug for $0.50
Merodas
Psst. You can reuse the jug.
LivingDecomposition
But if it's meant to be disposable you probably shouldn't. To cut down on waste they make disposable plastic degradable. Leeches into water.
SmokeyDragon
Holy crap? You can reuse the jug?? How?? I think I need a DIY! /s
DataBender
Yea but that's not "convenient"
Lionskull
yeah it is. drinking fro a gallon jug is pretty easy.
NotIrony
You can go to a public water source and boil your own water for free in the woods.
gamewarrior48
Or find someone place where you can get well water for free
NotIrony
Right, there are like a million options, people just don't like snarky responses when they are semantically wrong and then linked to youtube
aidanjt
free+energy for boiling=not free
NotIrony
If only there was a way to maybe, ask a machine that could search for what you wanted to find.
NotIrony
your equation is like... really shit though, so I do fear for the future of our children's syntax habits...
NotIrony
Lol.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qihY8mp7aa0 I have no fear in the human ability to survive despite the advent of the internet.....
aidanjt
That's fine for one person, but the forest wouldn't last long if everyone piled on. Modern water processing is way way more efficient.
NotIrony
.... Lol.