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The horrifying hippo
Nov 11, 2016 10:21 PM
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icantstoplickingmymustache
More people are killed by baby hippos each year than any other animal.
ofthelathetheswarf
OMG the mlem at the end
trippingthelightfantastic
That little ear wiggle
DeadPhish21
Look at those little fucking ears!! *Squeal* I mean ..*ahem* ..yeah, I guess that's cute... or whatever
thatdudethatslonely
I wish I knew what cuddling was like, foreign concept to me now
TheBIFFALLO87
Aww. Baby murder cow.
MadsTheCryptid
it's like a weird, wet dog
hyperghoul
This is a really bad cat.
AnOldJudge
Patent Leather Pig.
Cereaza
Ready or not. Here comes Momma.
AceOfNines
Pick up your baby hippo every day and in two years you'll be able to lift an adult hippo and die.
Zspinny
Most things full of murder are cute when they're little.
battleofhastings1066
What kind of bird is this?
darkwood1971
Show me someone with a hippo for a pet and I will tell you how they are going to die.
HansSmoothh
What kind of dog is this?
cynicalbile
That's a baby pygmy hippo, double small
OccasionalPunctuation
All things in their baby form are so much cuter.
poirierpear
Aka Canadian house hippo.
puffineggnog
Why is that cat so moist.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Looks squishy too.
jjlahey
You have much to learn, young Padawan. When you're older you'll understand more about wet pussies.
ireallylovehippos
My fave!!!
dreamstobecome
This cat seems like maybe it was feral for a while... it seems really awkward to cuddle. And damp too.
vjzemidichlorianhunter
its human nature to find almost all babies as cute...
anotherdickat
It keeps us from killing our young when they deprive us from sleep for a year at a time.
vjzemidichlorianhunter
sorta sauce... http://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/blogs/babies-cute-explained.htm
ItsMeMello7
That is a pygmy hippo
Blueb3
Worst kitten ever!
peteforester
At least it's oiled up.
anotherdickat
Moist Kitten ever!
DanQuixote2099
A little too moist for my liking...
2plus2is5
That kitten is not kittening very good
Gearwe
Expect the adult ones to be full of murder.
ManyOfThemManyMuchMoosen
This is a pygmy hippo, so the parents are very small. Teeny tiny murder.
Yetums
Uncontainable cuteness sprinkled with cumin powder sized murder.
mricowboy
It is how u raise them.
migmir
Punish the deed not the breed
Fonzanoon
Nobody gets that
irrationalfears
Your comment is so good plus one
mricowboy
Thanks
namiasdf
Yeah, some people are just born evil, nothing to do with environment.
WallyBro
I'd think after a while they'd be hard to pick up though
mricowboy
Carry a piglet up a mountain each day and one day you are carrying a 300 lb hog up a mountain.
KainWhisper
This is far too adorable. I must have one. And I will ride it when it grows up. Into battle.
juffowup00
U would ride ur spoiled fat ballerina costume wearing hippo to battle? Helluwa sight for the enemy I recon
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
I wouldn't even ride your mum into battle
Abomb2933andstuff
Same thing
AntonioStark
My wife would like you to know you're her spirit animal.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
You guys are fuckin weird. I'm going to bed.
KainWhisper
Your wife has awesome taste. I see why you wifed her. I approve, and am suitably jealous.
GreentextsForEverything
To your wife:
KainWhisper
Holy shit. That made me laugh hard. And then I felt sad for all the neglected spirit animals. Take your upvote.
slurmlover
They're Pygmy hippos. They stay small.
stsword
Yeah, but for a hippo, 606 lbs counts as small. Which is how big a pygmy hippo can get, if that wasn't clear. :)
KainWhisper
They said that crap about pygmy pigs. It was all bullshit. Paris Hilton's pig is proof! If this is true, I MUST HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW!
slurmlover
You're frightening me.