Jokes Requested

Jan 12, 2017 1:04 AM

Band teacher here.... One of my 7th grade students tells me a joke (example: today they asked "Why is Yoda a good gardener? Because he has two green thumbs!) as they walk into class every day, and I try to respond with one back. I am running out of material, and its hard to find short, funny, school appropriate jokes.

If you have one to share, please let me know!

Just string them along some... toot your own horn, as it were.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ur in jungle surrounded by a bear a tiger and a jaguar.U have 1 knife; 1 bullet in gun What do? Stab bear, shoot tiger, drive away in jaguar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

God help middle school band teachers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the greatest. 8 years in and I enjoy every day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's good. My band teachers never really seemed to enjoy it which didn't make it as fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0