jezzi9Flyer
99151
1979
44
Reflection..Reflection...humm
Jul 25, 2017 8:39 PM
jezzi9Flyer
99151
1979
44
Reflection..Reflection...humm
HelloMrFancypants
Craaab peeople! Craaab peeople!
notrealsuredude
This was covered in depth in the Boondocks. Ask Rufus Crabmiser
raisealittleheleena
LoadingCleverUsername
Merica. In a bucket. Hell in a handbasket. Jeez I'm freaking myself out. Except it's a bucket and not handbasket. Need another beer. Brb
Sticklebrickk
CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE.
Smileyguyx
The issue is that the crabs are unaware of this
BenderThe0ffender
Genbuthesaint
Seems like a metaphor for humanity.
ForkOfTerror
It isn't so much that I should succeed, more so that others should fail.
Delsonora
No time to get down 'cause I'm moving up
ArcTrooperFives
YUM. Old bay steamed crabs, old bsy steamed shrimp, with steamed silver queen corn and a 12 pack of Natty Bo. My kinda night.
reider10
Of course if they figured this out just once we put a lid on the bucket
Nightcaste
Lol @OP has crabs
jezzi9Flyer
sandbreather
Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
NebulousDream
We call that the "Crawlfish Theory" in the south.
Sm9yCg
So crabs are people?
RudeRobby
We have it already! It is very good at removing those parasitic carbon based units, it's called MAD, mutually assured destruction.
DaFunkyPickle88
Vince Staples
Smayds
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
Dead bodies made me gay.
zeggitttttttttttt
I've got a big bag of crabs here!
ultradongle
I don't even need the link, I can hear it in my head just looking at the gif.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFER
...Relevant gif I guess?
DaneH3
What the heck were you thinking, Mr. Weebl...
Vergenbuurg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4
WickedKyle
That was amazing
Chereazi
And people say animals wouldn't be like humans...
ParanoidWithGoodCause
who says that? cause they should know that "people" are just animals with delusions of grandeur
Chereazi
Lotsa people... thinking humans would be miles above animals... when there are so many similarities xD
EnderMoth
It seems the answer to "what makes us human?" is changed every time we discover an animal can do something people can just to stay 'elite'.
Corona688
It's easy to see the close relation to apes by the amount of time we spend obsessed over food.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
then those people may in fact be vegetables or minerals instead.
Chereazi
I support the vegetable theory, yep
ParanoidWithGoodCause
what you don't think they could be as dumb as rocks?
ArtOzz
Terry Pratchett called it Crab Bucket in Unseen Academicals. Letting the side up, aye. Looking down on others for their success.
MattMeier
I just read about half the book, scrolled down specifically to find this comment.
DissidentRage
Capitalism.
antoinebugleboy
Socialism. Like, this is practically the very definition of socialism. How do you mess this up so so bad?
Superfuntime
How is this socialism? I don't think you know what socialism is.
Schabenbaron
If you don't detest marxism as much as nazism you don't know what socialism is either.
antoinebugleboy
Socialism is where everyone is equally poor. It is exactly what crab mentality describes. This isn't an original observation. Google it.
Dudeitsonlyme
One of these lil things got ahold of my wifes finger one day ... damn you should have heard her screaming.
Corona688
How strong are they?
Dudeitsonlyme
Well she was flipping her hand around like all hell and that lil sucker was just hanging on there like it wanted to eat her finger.
Corona688
Reminds me of a story. This guy was gonna cook lobster but noticed it was dead/inedible. So he poses it pinching his cats tail. 1/
Corona688
Turns out ... Not actually dead. Traumatized cat and lobster flung five feet.
EvilDeadTed
Cool story, bro.
ASlowKiss
TIL I work at a bucket of crabs
CometLaHal
joe's crab shack?
brownsugga
I was just thinking literally the same thing
ytseone
Eat dem bitches.
GoochoLibre
SAME, and we're literally in the business of providing care and supply to hospital patients. Like... dude. WE ALL IN THE SAME BUCKET, YO
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
TIL I live in a huge bucket of crabs.
SecretlySkeletonHitler
TIL I am a bucket of crabs.
dejavutoyoutoo
TIL I have crabs
MrStLouis
Feels good man
GnomeTalmbout
Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey...
astrathestar
Mine?
Pikkupanda
technobass
wadeMFNwilson
Get your own spot!
Spadey
What's going on?
kingv360
Finding Nemo
AnimalxAlli
I think they were referring to the four non blondes song...
haveanothergif
WHAT'S GOIN OOONNN
ThePiedPiperofRuination
and I say HEY YEA YEA YEA YEA!
ReifieR
A good representation of the state of Washington DC.
TheTanGinger
This needs more upvotes
aodhfin
DC's not a state! TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! ARGLBLARGLBLA!!
TraitorousTrump3
They should vote on that or something.
aodhfin
But yes, I agree.
nclu
Like taxes specifically targeting tourism.
ReifieR
LOL that gif, pretty funny. +1 I meant state as in situation. Like "state of mind".
aodhfin
I know, I just live in the DC area so felt obligated to be temporarily triggered. :)
shitsandgigglesfor100
Ummm... You have the wrong definition of state
aodhfin
Pssst... that's how humor works.