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jhsuber
So... LA is California's cootchie?
ISupportYourViews
I don't buy #1, because they didn't touch (up) the boobies.
Baduumtsss
So that's how they do it
wisecajc
Copy, I need to Smooth myself
houseofnifty
You missed that they made her tits perkier
IRPAZ
AndTheHoneysAllMine
Anyone else sad this was a joke? I was legit interested in photoshop retouches.
byohzzrd
Having lived in Atlanta, yes please replace with sexy cleavage!
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
NiceMemeYouveGotThereBeAShameIfSomeoneWereToStealIt
sdgestudio
dislexic "after" placement
Decstorose
As a professional photo retoucher, this made me lol.
Maximumerhamster
I mean...that cleavage does make the state kinda sexy.
rodgerdodger7
"HUGE DEER NOW" I thought that was satire at first
silverfoxxflame
is... is 4 actually the same photo but retouched? the groundline matches and the clouds are pretty much the same...
NaziZombiePrincessKenny
This post is catastrophic. +1
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
#1 Good before. Awful after. Welcome to the Uncanny Valley!
JustAnotherImgurHuman
https://68.media.tumblr.com/ad2fa73cbddfabe642fdf782624eee3d/tumblr_niiiguKJ7K1qiaxzfo2_250.gif
SamuraiChemist
@iseenipple
debatablesarcasm
"And make sky happier. Jesus Christ."
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
That's it, I'm never buying another Cosmo magazine again!
RoryBlack1
it's almost like magazines want to make their images as eyecatching and beautiful as possible to sell...
Talligan
Doesn't mean its right. Fucks up entire generations of people's idea of beauty and what's realistic.
oldandfat
Before on the left, after on the right surely? Or is that just me?
Aeturo
I think the idea is you look at what was on the magazine first and then how they did it second but idk
TheTimeless
Yes, and don't call me Shirley.
saveron42
"Remove shit hole" killed me
uitta
As a professional cg/photo artist i'm not shocked at all...
uitta
I mean... have you ever tried to work with some art director?
garytufin
Is that why Kim Kardashian looks good in magazine and like shit in real life and videos?
TroelsyTwo
Well, looking real is the same as looking shit. People complain but are also the first to complain if they don't look perfect. Hypocritical.
Deficek
She is shit in real life, doest she?
Calicoastin818
Bitch are you sure you ain't a Hobbit?
VagisilToothpaste
She looks like shit in both, tbqh
DangerTrain
Well, that's because they're shit people.
Tayzor
Her butt don't look real and that sure is butters
Skittleballs
Can't be it. On the last pic, it says “remove shit hole“ There would be no pics of her at all.
gablestout
SubjectxZero
qhilipp
savage
VagisilToothpaste
The ultimate zing!
turtburgs
She better design some burn ointment next
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
ローストされた
MrButtersox
thoushaltnotpass
Honestly she doesn't even look good in magazines. That infamous butt picture, wtf
JHawke
I've seen mannequins radiate more life.
GdebMueller
Not a good look. At all.
beartato
"Break the internet" I recall the response more like "ew what the fuck"
loselmuh
I work as a retoucher, I mean #1 is pretty close to what I get
ArdentSlacker
Good work removing all that red text and lines! :D
ninmonkey
It's missing red for the shoulder, skin, and breasts.
AbbathBloodyAbbath
What is the strangest image you've ever retouched?
loselmuh
A photographer once asked be to retouch his art-series or portrait. It was breasts, v-jayjays and portraits of women. Sounds bad when 1/
loselmuh
I put it like this but it was acually quite, classy although wierd. The cool part was that everything was shot on sheet film and a really 2/
loselmuh
camera, the 'cloth over the head' kind of camera
evilkittie
The adjustment to the hair (labeled slat) looks way to obvious; not be that high if a quality edit; have i just been oblivious?
loselmuh
Yeah, it looks way too "flat" need to have hair ends in some way. Ought to look more natural imo
RheaButt
Also, did they even add color to the hair? Looks like they just bumped saturation and contrast on the whole thing and that happened
loselmuh
Looks like contrast curve and a touch of hue/saturation and/or colorbalance :D
ninmonkey
Missing hair was added to the bangs.
RheaButt
That isn't what I asked, I was askin about it saying that color was added
Cerinna
I'm really curious: what is your opinion on the work you (have to) do? Does it at all affect how you look at the world or no?
squirrelfartsy
I don't have any ethical problems with it, but once you know the tricks, you can't unsee it. Easy to pick out flaws on everything.
loselmuh
Haha yeah, been retouching professionally for about 5 years now. I cringe so hard when I see real bad retouch on high-end magazines or such
loselmuh
Yeah. Alongside being a retoucher I also work as a photographers and photo-assisstant. One thing I've learned about commercial images 1/
loselmuh
Is that it's never what it seems. Being a photographer / retoucher is hard work and noway as 'flashy' as it seems. Same with the portraits2/
loselmuh
of like famous people on magazine-covers or w/e. They're almost always heavily retouched. Even if its not "visible". You can still retouch3/
loselmuh
a portrait greatly and it still looks "natrual". TL;DR = Yes, everything is a lie ;) 4/4
cryborg
I'm mostly disturbed that the "afters" are on the left
sdgestudio
if you are japanese like me you will read fomr right to left
shuttlecockinakumquat
Yeah, I downvoted it for that
PedroBenecol
Quick! Retouch this thread into a more desired order.
ImNotAnOrange
it took me a little while to realize that even though i had read the headers, my brain refused to apply it to what i was looking at
TheJonatron
Fits for this I think because the "afters" are always what we see first.
Shamorza
از چی حرف میزنی؟
CrazyCatLad
Gesundheit.
bpetersen
Become comes after after since after is before before
Vergenbuurg
תתמודד עם זה
KnuckleDeepInABabyTRex
What
ValerianSteelYourGirl
לא באלי
Solivoid
Alternatively, you also read Japanese from right to left.
DiddleDucc
Hebrew for deal with it
Moshugaani
"Deal with it" Quite witty response, since Hebrew is written and read right to left!
akahata
Lol!
KleptoKea
I was gonna, but you did. +1
whyWhatHappened
chrisdafish
Maybe it's Japanese
DannyTheSloth
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
いいえ、その日本人ではありません。
Mockingbirb
No, that's just Bendydick Cuminhersnatch