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This 3 year old was peeing inside his drawer - He blamed it on the dog.
Oct 25, 2017 8:14 AM
JessieKer
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TCrazyGearedG
A guy reposting something from twitter of a kid's piss in a draw, is asking for nudes..... Is this really the time?!
Hemelsblauw
Well, he didn't wet the bed.
ifaponfirstdate
@op your brother needs to drink more water
JupitersWitch
That pee is probably days old which means his parents need new noses.
I3urman
I once saw my 3 y/o brother pissing behind a bookshelf and when I confronted him he said it was our 2 y/o brother that did it. Kids...
LukewarmBeans
"I saw ypu pissing behing a bookshelf." "Uhhh...you saw nothing. That was dave."
BigTittyGothKitty
Reason #54 not to have crotchgoblins
just4thelolz
I don't think I could be a parent. I'm just not equipped to deal with situations like this one. I only know people who won't do this stuff.
fluhatinrapper
This is mild on the scale of stuff you deal with as a parent. Dump the drawer in the toilet, bleach it and call it good. 5 minutes.
fluhatinrapper
You adapt and overcome. What other choice do you have? Some nights youbsilently sob your way to sleep, others are days are magic.
skooksies
I am also childless and feel like I would just go
TheRespectedContender
That is fucking disgusting
realwomenfightnaked
This should be a birth control poster
bearded3d
God damn kids are gross
Uuudd
You only just found it?!?! Someone didnt flush last night and the second I opened the upstairs door I smelled it
yacko69
you must be a woman. I can never smell anything
asrai86
You'd be surprised. My kid pissed on his carpet but we didn't actually notice the smell until a few days later, when it had really set in
rudejohn
That looks like about three or four pees, and probably wouldn't smell if the drawer was closed.
SevenOfWine
@OP stole this off the internet anyway
CindyWho4
To be fair, kids often have a faint pee smell at this age anyway that you kind of dismiss to a certain point. lol
Thiburne
That title is a wreck
LateNightBunnyParty
Right? "Draw"?
UsingOurMadeUpNames
Well it’s a straight copy from a twitter post
DavosTheOnionKnight
Kid is apparently dehydrated.
Contundo
I think urine oxidise, and turn a darker colour
howkanyewestwaswon
Holy dehydration, batman!
kjb72
More like evaporation. Stagnation.
OhMyDog215
PleaseMindTheGap
That’s a lot of piss and still no leakage so I must say I’m impressed with the craftsmanship of that draw
RoyBasty
Well, yes it's true. But if it was me, I'm still bringing that last drawer to a woodworker I know for a restoration.
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
American craftsmanship
SoylentDean
Urine trouble now buddy.
SeregRauko
And the award for today's most underrated comment goes to..
JimToblesonsafuckinChattyCathy
SKELETONMAAAN
Kids are nasty as hell
HerbieRobinson
Yes, yes they are. But someone has to raise them...
SKELETONMAAAN
*"It ain't me" starts playing*
skooksies
Stefanfr1997
Someone that isn't me, you mean. Cause screew having kids!
HerbieRobinson
More power to you if you're comfortable with that decision, Lord knows overpopulation is real. I have one and we plan on having more.
PJVeddersGirl
Made the decision as a young teen. 35 (f) now and still no intention of having them.
Naseth
Yes, they are repulsively gross. Lovable and awesome, but so revolting sometimes.
SKELETONMAAAN
I am yet to discover that "lovable and awesome" side
skooksies
Crotch goblins
Naseth
Had to make one of mine scrub the couch because she wiped snot all over it while watching TV. I must've failed somewhere along the line.
SKELETONMAAAN
I think kids are just absolutely awful with understanding long-term consequences
fluhatinrapper
As a child I shit my pants at night one time and decided to use it as finger painting paint for the wall. My masterpiece.
extraordinaryagility
Pablo Poocasso, Leonardoo-doo DaVinci, Michaelange-loo...
PJVeddersGirl
Carravagipoo. That's all I got.
extraordinaryagility
(not bad, you got my upvote)
extraordinaryagility
Andy Warholyshitthatkidusedhispoopaspaintalloverthatwall!!!
PJVeddersGirl
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
Will this be brought up at every major event for that kid?
NeonRobo
And people wonder why I don't want children...
HumanBeingOfPlanetEarth
Youre not alone.
Stefanfr1997
Fucking preach
GalaxyEater
100% feel the same way
NeonRobo
Thank you! It often feels like I'm alone in this opinion.
eyeLied
You feel he doesn't want children?
GalaxyEater
Smart ass.
eyeLied
It's my bread and butter.
GalaxyEater
I'll be the butter to your bread. ;^)
YouLoveThat
Youts
BeerChemistWhiskey
You. I like you.
CrypticTree
MrHumberfloob
passbuspass
I am actually kinda curious what badass starcraft move was executed to warrant that kind of reaction
fluhatinrapper
So. Perfect.
fluhatinrapper
Hey, Fuller wets the bed, not the drawer.
griffindour
fluhatinrapper
LOOK WHAT YA DID, YOU LITTLE JERK!
OliverClothesoff70
"It's an obscure reference, sir, but it checks out."
Jeccu
ITYM older.
bitemark
IWishIWasBlank
I came specifically for this gif response to the gif response. +1
PassTheSriracha
Whaaat. Is that the same guy?
libbyseriously
Kieran Culkin, yep
PassTheSriracha
That's wonderful. Two of my favorite movies
KendoQueen
Pacific22
hairybeanbag
Karolsoon
Best possible reply!
idclimbhimlikeatree
My exact reaction
CourtsCrystal
Best gif
Cossi499
Exactly my reaction
FosterFox
Great idea, post your kid's face and his piss drawer on the internet so everybody knows... could've at least blurred the poor kid's face
ThatWillBuffOut
We're looking at some really shit parenting. The child is crying because she hit him.
PJVeddersGirl
That's one hell of an assumption. He's probably crying because he was found out.
ThatWillBuffOut
PJVeddersGirl
Disgusting if that's true, but op is called JessiKer which I assume is Jessica not Phoebe. But of course I may be wrong and horrific if so.
MistressLyda
Indeed. Thanks to internet, what before would been a joke at his wedding, can now be turned into decades of online mockery.
mosey101
Yes! This seriously annoys me!
skooksies
Thought you were gonna get grounded didn't you, punk
Contundo
You know damn well Americans only blur genitalia and boob's
callmethelizardqueen
The use of 'mum' tells me not American.
triple07
Why?
SevenOfWine
It isn't their photo anyway
Tinebra
Who cares really? Is not that once is grown up that kid will resemble much how he looks now. Blurring his face would have spoiled the fun.
1PunMan
Upvoting for the craftsmanship on that drawer.
SirJiffy
CaveCanem
Don't you mean draw?
verygoodartsi
same
adventurekitten
This was my first thought after reading the title
fluhatinrapper
I also like the subtle Cheetos bag he probably put in there to aim for.
ForgivingCat
The first piss he took made the material swell to a degree and created a perfect seal for the succeeding flows of liquids.
xiphiasgladius
It doubles as an aquarium.
twigvex
Yes, the piss really brings the whole piece together.
thisshouldbeareallycleverusername
The piece keeps the piss together
JThomson777
Piece of piss
KurtHamster
Like.. they anticipated it??
aPeniss
More like antisapissed it.
Imalwaysready
"So the top drawer is cedar to prevent moths. Excellent for sweaters and wool, and the bottom is plastic to hold the piss." "Wait, what?"
KurtHamster
"Middle one has a lock, so the turtles won't escape.."
agumonkey
IP68... I P 68
PressSec
Spell I CUP
Lumpybiscuitz
not a lotta people are going to get this
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Object ingress covering a small screwdriver and water ingress of 1m submersion for 30minutes?
agumonkey
I know, I went in anyway, I'm a comedic hero
Lumpybiscuitz
are you a fellow engineer?
agumonkey
hu hmm ahhh no. yes. CS guy with broad interests everywhere. That said, with high end smartphones these days, many people heard the IP std.
NonFungibleUsername
agumonkey
captain humorica
jamesythe3rd
*draw
mac821
Nope
JeremyBeadlesHands
Seriously! Waterproof drawers!
Septiformus
Made by Huggies
javadad60
Leak resistant. Still impressive.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
leek resistant. like the vegetable
JohnyCarlos
You mean "leak proof" drawer.
omegamonster
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Matthew0275
You mean diapers?
LadyWidebottom
I guess it started out as water.
metalfoto
Nico101
It’s amazing when people aren’t lazy and actually use wood glue lol
totallynotaghost
It's called paint, nice try on not being lazy and trying to be a pretentious cunt though
Nico101
Wow look at this ass clown. Pretty sure you don’t paint a draw together. Pva wood glue. Try using it and fill a draw with water.
KriegerClones
Perhaps the combination of the two make the drawer near waterproof.
QysteinWibe
Yeah, but.. this is not okay to post online. Report this image for the kids sake. OP should be ashamed for this!
Gsk0
Kid needs cropping for sure. Don’t know why you’re being downvoted tbh.
ForgivingCat
Because people don't want to feel bad for finding this funny.
QysteinWibe
Really imgur, downvote someone who call out against shaming and sharing of embarrassing pictures without consent...
somepersondoingsomethings
Are you kidding me? Imgur is based on humiliating funny pictures and I guarantee they aren't all with consent....
QysteinWibe
No, I am not kidding you. That is a child, in his own home, not a adult, not in public. Shamed for the world to see. Its not okay in any way
somepersondoingsomethings
Oh give me a break. Never watch America's funniest videos? Get over yourself and stop crusading.
IamJustinSane
You’ve never had an evil big brother, I take it?
QysteinWibe
i had, but sure lets all laugh and encourage this kind of behavior... because imgurians are such nice people...
Gsk0
85k views in 5hrs. No I’ve never had a sibling that would put an embracing picture on a billboard. Who does?
IamJustinSane
Millions of people do. My little sister posted a pic of me, at age 4, on the toilet, straining to take a shit. I’m 50, I think it’s funny.
Gsk0
Would it have been funny at age 10-16 if your peers found it though?
Noughmad
on that draw*
FlossOrYouAreGross
Yeah! All I think about is leaks. How is it possible? Hahaha
Wobbixx
Same way casks work. Wood expands and seals itself
Doofer20
i was going to say the same thing. if anything he's been doing it so long and im beting it being pee helped in some way
StaticVoidFalafel
The boy will be a great quality assurance engineer someday
llortamai
The designer must have been a real whiz!
degenerator
IKEA's Young Urinator line is high-quality "do-it-yourself" bathroom+bedroom accessories.
SwedishBalls
I give you the Kissoar™.
degenerator
Thank you. Your balls are so, so Swedish.
notinterestednow
The Joinery is so spot on that even fluid cant make it through, or the whole thing is painted as one piece post assembly.
Quizz25S
I'm guessing glue has something to do with it.
ctennessen
I bet the piss swelled all the joints enough to hold liquid
StennieAsSheGoes
I just realized I find the word "Joinery" pleasing.
Volcanuz
Paint. Looks like a 60's/70's piece which someone found and just painted over it, ppl did it a lot in late 80's and early 90's (1)
DickButterFace
You forget about the "crafts" women of the 00s and 10s. They don't know any better.
Volcanuz
Oh yeah. Those DIY fixers who thought they were adding 'charm' to a piece by horribly painting them.
Volcanuz
my parents did it a lot to a lot of really nice pieces and i never forgave them for that. But you know.. weird trends (end)
DrKriegersClone
A lot of them have genuinely good hardwood underneath. Acetone, a paint scraper and some sandpaper can go a long way though.
Volcanuz
True but some are so poorly done and treated like crappy furniture so most is damaged or already thrown away.
MarcUK
My Gran had furniture like that... with about 3 coats of paint on them. Instead of dusting, I think she just put a fresh coat on. :D
ideagrinder
Rabenstein
XD
FuckTammy
fluhatinrapper
Been there, done that.
Nikolai5
Don't tell anyone but I kinda liked those films.
RagDollz
same I think everything but the last film was good. it just has some awkward intimate scenes with lines that should only be said through txt
TheBigCringe22
I was forced to marathon them with gf, was grumpy at first, but they started to get actually interesting, and then well, that last movie...
TheBigCringe22
Let's just say I was very pissed off and felt like I had just wasted my entire day watching that shir
NonConformistFlamingo
What films?
Nikolai5
Twilight Saga
ApolloTheSpaceFox
lol that fuckin smile.on the lady. How hilariously pyschotic
DireSnails
Whence cometh this?
CatBlaster5000
fuck if i know
immakinmywaffles
twilight XD
pgarc90
What is this?
BritishBatman
How... How didn't anyone notice the smell?
Sokonomi
I take it you have never been in a kids room?
CheekyBreeki
They did, but who looks for piss smell in the chest of drawers?
Sakti369
Anyone who has ever had a vindictive cat.
Dac002
I thought it was a chester drawer
Kittynomnoms
Also the kid is 3... It's possible lots of things smell like piss in and around his room.
IllegalDuckling
I actually remember playing Battle For Bikini Bottom when I was three every time I get a whiff of this very certain urinal smell.
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
He's a kid, not a fuckin Pomeranian. Kids don't just piss everywhere. In what kind of home did you grow up?
zomnoms
My cousin wet the bed every night growing up, his room always smelled like piss.
AlmightyDylon
Plastic sheets yo. Had them growing up
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
This one clearly does.
ResplendentCassowary
Nobody probably thinks it weird that 'pee the bed' age smells like piss around the bed.
xj4low
I'm guessing that room has all sorts of smells.
Ansatsunin
Eww you know that "stale mandarin" smell? Eww.
michealikruhara0110
Maybe that's how they found it.
onethousandblankets
but look how much is in there...that's days and days of pee. days and days of smelling pee. fresh pee. stale pee. fermented pee.
annibe11e
Noticing is easy. Finding it is hard.
JohnFloorwalker
as a man with a cat. this is true
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
As a chick with two cats and babysitting a third, oh my God is this ever true. They got the kitchen cabinets :(
JohnFloorwalker
My old kittens would sleep in the silverware drawers & I’d find them when I woke up in the morning.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
That is fucking adorable, meanwhile mine are having a literal pissing contest with the kitty I'm babysitting and it's moved to the kitchen
KBCoco
my thought exactly - gross.
Dionysus187
So, who gave the kid a hard time for wanting to take a piss in the toilet one night?
freckledkink
My son was too lazy to walk across the house to the bathroom and would pee in the air vents in the floor. Until he was caught.
ThatWillBuffOut
Yeah, we're looking at some really shit parenting.
PJVeddersGirl
Perhaps. Or perhaps little boys just do gross things.
PJVeddersGirl
And girls I'm sure.
KumAtMeBro
Children are weird
goodgriefyoudidnt
And discusting. Annoying. Mainly discusting.
UmmonPrime
Kids are gross. I coach a U6 soccer team and have to scrub after every practice. They don't give a shit if you see them being nasty either
VonKarnstein
scottjaeger
I remember pissing in a plastic wastepaper basket when I was little. I didn't know urine was different from water.
terryr
Better to piss in the drawer than piss your drawers.
snerv305
Children are disgusting. Thank goodness I will never have to deal with these nasty things.
Carefuler
Toilets are a pretty recent development in human evolution though, in his defense.
claynipple
I do this when I'm drunk. Except the draw is usually full of valuable books and less valuable electronics. I'm 24
Nineteenletterslong
[to the Doors: People are Strange] Children are weird, when you're a children, pissing gets ugly, when it's in a drawer.
kissmyassets
1. My parents said if they caught me outside my bed after bedtime I'd get a spanking. Usually it was for the rest room.
MooseSK
For me it was the trash can.
squishcat
:(
ForgivingCat
Nice parents.
kissmyassets
It was my dad. My mom was nice and knew why I would get up. She couldn't stand up very well for herself. I grew up, Was abused, left.
TheProkrastinator
I peed on the carpeted floor, because I got hell if I got out of bed, when it started to smell my mom assumed it was my little brother.
TheProkrastinator
She still does, 28 years later. I was 5, little brother was 1,5...
kissmyassets
2. I peed in and regularly cleaned a pop corn holiday tin. I even stashed tp in the closet. My bladder was just too tiny.
WhiteIce2112
And what are they like today?
kissmyassets
My mom died of sepsis. She was nice, my dad was the reason the threat was in place. He was abusive. I left after graduation.
WaffleCopters
Well typically these habits to carry on throughout adolescence
kissmyassets
No. Soon as my mom discovered the tin she marched right up to my father and put it on his bedside. She didn't yell at me.
iwillcallyououtonbs
Disgusting. The word you're looking for is disgusting.
Wormbo2
Seconded. Motion carried. So it shall be proclaimed.
AreThoseMyPants
I might be the minority here, but I don't think those are mutually exclusive.
izinigrad
My bro had a booger wall behind his dresser. Shit looked like The Flood from Halo.
MustntSleep
I had an epic booger wall. My cousin came over to visit 1 year and years later admitted she was so impressed she started one of her own lol
mac821
Welp. There goes my apetite.
pleasebequite
BolenArrow
Little brother put all of his shit stained underwear behind his dresser because he was ashamed of my mom seeing them.
andsy
Aww poor thing
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Thank GOD I'm not the only one who had a booger wall.
BadWolf16
I just put my gum on the back of a closet because I was too lazy to go to the bin. I was a spoiled child. I am still a spoiled child.
Nize426
Do you remember why you thought it was a good idea to have a booger wall? Trying to avoid ending up with a booger wall when I have kids :p
kissmycamry
wtf was wrong with yall LOL
izinigrad
Love it. Showing the raw nature of small humans.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Growing up in Alaska, boogers harden at night and the game Don't Wake Daddy just came out PLUS I could see ghosts. Leaving the bedroom was-
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Perceivable impossible. Give your kids a box of tissue and a bin and this won't happen.
LiquidMilk
You picked them and needed somewhere to deposit them without moving
DeProspector
That’s what your mouth was for
ZombieDreamcatcher
My younger brother used my closet door. He could slide it behind the other door to hide it. Parents flipped their shit at me.
Monkfishy
My brother did too.
chrisharddick
I had that too as a kid lol
PoopertonUnit
I used the underside of my desk
adeathlesssong
All I can think of is the slimy sound of one approaching.
izinigrad
I have listened...through rock and metal and time....
ThisGuyHere
ThePizzaCook
I had a booger wall in my sisters room as a kid.
Rapt0rman
Chuck Palahniuk's Rant, anyone?
imherebecauseofprocrastination
gulerotmeister
My bro just ate them
ASinglePieceOfToiletPaper
Good for the immune system
Pathologe
Okay that's weirder than smearing on your sheets (bottom facing) wall side of the bed if this does make any sense at all
porcupinebuttsniffer
As a kid I used to hide my skidmarked underwear behind the TV cabinet in my room until the cleaning lady found them all and made me clean it
squishcat
Nooo I'd just throw them away ew.
PudgyPigeon
As someone who cleans houses for a living this is hilarious to me.
Iwishwecouldallgetalong
Did the cleaning lady tell your mom?
porcupinebuttsniffer
I can't remember. My entire memory of the event is occupied by the cleaning lady cuz she was scary as fuck.
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
uterus goblin hid them under the bed. just....ugh. put them in the laundry. we will deal with the issue.
TinaRuthBelcher
I'm due in a week and this is the kind of shit that terrifies me.
quintusfontane
Even the most prepared are never prepared. Be brave. Be strong. Acquire at least partially responsible coping measures...
likechocolateforchocolate
Good luck! Just had my girl on the 13th, FTM and she's wonderful. I'm sure she'll have her weird moments like any kid eventually lol
GardenVarietyBro
My wife and I just had a girl on the 13th too! She wanted to eat every 30 mins last night
Felineoverload
Good luck! Once caught my son using his enormous turd as a crayon when he was about 2/3. Other son got naked and danced on his full diaper.
DustingIsForFools
what’s the problem here? didn’t everyone have a piss drawer growing up?
IllegalDuckling
I just used the cat toilet.
ImNotANecrophiliacImJustNostalgic
Well yeah, the piss drawer, just below the one you keep the poop plugs in!
ForgivingCat
Below papas cum drawer.
icetool
Oh no, not the poop plug
UnapolageticallyMe
I'm a girl and when I was 3 or 4 I used to pee in the space between my bed and nightstand. Covered it with a pillow, too. It was carpet.
Migmog
My little brothers pissed in our tigershaped trashcan once. It smelled so bad in our room and after a week or so my mother figured out why..
FartsAtUrinals
Piss drawers are for plebs, a king has a bedroller
DustingIsForFools
UPDATE: I found out who’s been pissing in the drawer
Hoop66
A drawer? Luxury.
Imalwaysready
Ohhh, look at mister hoity-toity, "we were so rich we all had our own piss drawers growing up" over here!
DustingIsForFools
we had a big family
somepersondoingsomethings
My brother pissed down the vent on the second floor. Super gross. Can't believe we never noticed til he confessed to us years later.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
My brothers and I peed in the tub most of the time instead of the toilet.
MRM90
Growing up? You mean I don't have to piss in a drawer as an adult?
AdrianDunne
Some people don't have the luxuries some of us take for granted, like individual pissing drawers or a shit hammock.
DustingIsForFools
+1 for shit hammock. good stuff
ballsohard2202
Not much different from piss jugs. All truckers have a piss jug, ask ray.
fluhatinrapper
CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING PISS JUGS RAY! THEY ARE ALL OVER THE PARK.
nicknackpaddywack
It's the way of the road boys...
shadowex3
And in ten years he'll have a cumdrawer. But seriously this kind of thing tells me he's afraid/forbidden to go to the bathroom at night.
FinnTheTransMan
It's not that in this case, it was that the kid had the tablet and instead of pausing his game to go he would just go in the drawer
danspurt
20 more and he will have a hair loss drawer.
Ishouldhavecalledinsicktoday
I probably would have done this out of sheer laziness.. Who wants to walk all the way there when you have a piss drawer.
RunAMuck1
What and stop playing my game? LOL That's exactly it.
Naseth
I've known adults who were lazy and just peed into a gatorade bottle by the bed. Didn't want to leave their room and walk to the bathroom.
callmethelizardqueen
Used to drive bus for H.S. sports trips. On really long ones the boys would use bottles I would tell them I better not have to touch it.
callmethelizardqueen
I figured it was better than a pissed on seat.
RNeao
People still use bedpans if they can't get up to make the trip, but I guess a lazy person could get one too.
Naseth
All I can say is that some people turn into yuck monsters on deployment. If we're in the field, anything goes, lol.
imakestuffintothings
Doing fire safety inspections on military deployments you’d find this. And not the junior enlisted either, it was usually young officers.
FrozenFoodGuy
As a kid i would pee in the sink upstairs cuz i was too lazy to go downstairs to go to the toilet... this kid might just be lazy...
elandriel
Why was there a room upstairs with a sink but no toilet?
FrozenFoodGuy
We had a small home. They even cut out part of my bedroom to make room for a bath. A lot of Dutch homes only have 1 toilet.
didntwanttosignup
Not everybody lives in a mansion.
Ryanator50
but every bathroom should have a shitter
didntwanttosignup
I have one who doesn't just a shower and sink with cabinets
annibe11e
My son peed in the bathroom trash instead of the toilet. Unfortunately the trash can was wicker.
Ryanator50
ahahahahaha!
adeathlesssong
I’m thinking more fear of the dark, children develop compulsions around the age of 3. Anal retentive or developmental affinity for pee?
callmethelizardqueen
My kids were never afraid of the dark, until dad told them about the "boogeyman". Took me another 2 yrs to get them over it.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
a couple of motion activated night lights should do the trick
adeathlesssong
I concur. One day, he too will have titanium monkey balls.
natistar
I had an x that him and his brother would be pee in the closet when they were younger but because they didn't want to walk to the bathroom..
adeathlesssong
My roommate from college peed in his closet once. He was just drunk.
tzxAzrael
or just lights.
mrmessma
Who the hell tells their kids they can't go at night? You want a pissed bed? Because there how you get a pissed bed!
suppafly
Lots of people lock their kids bedroom doors at night for their 'safety' or something.
callmethelizardqueen
Whaaa? Thankfully no one I know and I know some weird ducks!
thylm
No you don't. You get a piss drawer. As seen above.
MikaCvijet
I was allowed to stay up as long as I wanted, but as soon as I fell asleep, no getting out of bed until sunrise. Got scolded otherwise.
ZedaZ80
It happens :|
AgamemnonsMemes
"for god sake if you make me get up ONE MORE TIME" = piss drawer
PapaDaddyBear
When I was 5, if my dad heard me awake at night I would be spanked and screamed at. So one time I peed inside a balloon.
mrmessma
Should have just made a chain long enough to reach the toilet... Silly dad.
SUGG8
A peelloon.
Ryanator50
your dad is an asshole
PapaDaddyBear
Yes, he was then, and he still is an asshole.