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Trump's Fake News Press Conference seen in video inset, had a Door Dash Delivery woman who had delivered McDonald's to Trump at the White House.
Apr 13, 2026 8:53 PM
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Trump's Fake News Press Conference seen in video inset, had a Door Dash Delivery woman who had delivered McDonald's to Trump at the White House.
Whitebeardthepirate
@OP
Drew442
If swalwell was a republican he would still be in the race and Maga would have rallied behind him. Maga is a stain
TheYodajen
B3cause they told him the photo was doctored so he thought he was a doctor. That does not make it better. Not by a long shot
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
Haven’t heard a word from a single one of them. They’re just going to ignore and act like this never happened.
Becker37
Seems strange he would give a shit at all. It's not like anything happens to him. Or maybe it's just more bullshit to cause chaos.
thebigbaka
FeralFarter
It's not coherent if the image being reacted to is not shown?
pinkypiesbutt
I cannot comprehend being so stupid as to believe this.
ItsATrap
"you're denying jesus" doesn't mean anything. You know how there are culturally jewish people who arent really religious? That's what they are. They are in a culture that has this christian self-ID, they know a few things, but that's where it ends. They arent christian. They dont believe in ANYTHING jesus said or stood for. They just like going to weekly parties with other bigots to here a rich bigot tell them gay people, who they hate, are bad, and trump, who they like, is good.
Roqinn
He's admitting he's delusional.
sneakypoo
Ok, let's say it WAS him depicted as a doctor. Is that better? I think fucking not.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
That was my first take. As much as he has done to harm the medical community it is probably worse. Not to mention everyone of those injuries are 100% his fault.
lezgetfukkinreal
It's the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
yesdearmetoo
Magats will buy it cause, "Stupid is, as stupid does"
DICCHEESE247
They will buy it because he said to. Thats all they need. Ignorance and stupidity help.
JoeShrovolts
Niagaran
I see from your profile that you don't contribute any good posts and just comment with shit like this. Byeeee
Iblamemyparentstoo
That explains it/s
KosmsLabyrinth
No its funnier (sadder) than that. His staff told him to tell the press the photo was "doctored"... And he thought... Well.... Lol
circlebreaker
Fuck this shit is so pathetic. There's no way that we didn't shift into a divergent, slightly-shittier universe when Harambe was killed...
Maraxus
He does not think that anyone believes this. He thinks his Christian followers will hear this and say "Oh, that is a very clever lie. We can't criticize him for this anymore because there is no way to prove what he thought." - And they will
Maraxus
Addendum: He is just providing them with plausible deniability. Telling them to lie to themselves, to maintain their perception, that the Christian faith and MAGA are compatible
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Sure, also my doctor has glowing hands that uses to cure me.
Your don’t?
SchroGrey
They're desperate for the rapture in their lifetime, they will defend him at the cost of themselves especially if it nets them double immortality in heaven, which is TOTALLY where they're going for being the goodest oppressive cultists
CurbYourClassWar
Congrats to all the stupid fuckin dipshit Christians/LDS/etc who will gobble this shit up and/or refuse to condemn his actions still. And you all whine and wonder why your numbers are dropping like a fuckin brick. Your support (including inaction) of this admin has shown what lying fake pieces of shit you and your “religions” (cults) are.
Syllygrrrl
Some of y’all have never been to a doctor and it shows. A real doctor wears robes and comes in the room and lets light out of their hands E.T. style and they put their hands on your forehead and you get better. That’s science. Y’all are just haters.
JoeShrovolts
OceansRust
Rick posted that today, it's so good! "IT'S ME-SUS" Hahahaha
JoeShrovolts
Bundalicious
Krasnov was sent by God, to destroy the most despicable country on Earth, and he is doing excellent job. Do not stop him.
friendsofsandwiches
KnuckleDeepInABook
this was the first term. If it was fine for them then, it shouldn't surprise you that they're still fine with it
chewybacon
The numbskull doesn’t know enough to realize he’s holding it upside down. But he knows how to brand and sell them.
skapanda616
https://episcopalnewsservice.org/2020/06/02/episcopal-leaders-express-outrage-condemn-tear-gassing-protesters-for-trump-photo-op-at-washington-church/
friendsofsandwiches
This was also the same week where an old guy tried returning a helmet lost by one of the troopers, and got bashed in the head for it and left to bleed.
ufoara
friendsofsandwiches
Buddy Christ
ufoara
Nope Red Cross worker.
Travelcedric
And Door Dash Grandma is this bitch...she's a plant
Bugdaze
THANK YOU! I was looking for that