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A collection of things that were clearly not very well planned.
No Europe
It’s a ski lift
A unisex bathroom
TallDude
#9 Every time this is posted. The cuff is stuck on you. You aren't stuck at the alarm, or it's outside. It's like the alarms with ink.
TerryCrews
#3 is a vent. It's operating as designed.
eggmannotwalrus
#3 : every drain in every kitchen I've ever worked in.
WildBluntHickok
That's one hell of a Christmas present dad's getting in #25
Sharkules
acinonyxjubatus
I've seen
! It's at a Busaba (really nice Thai restaurant) somewhere in London, can't remember which one.
nemobla
World map acording to trump
DeepwaterJew
Never Soggy. Eat Waffles.
annielittlewolf8888
Does this qualify as “You Had One Job”?
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
don't forget this one!
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I'd pay good money to fight one of those little finger-prickin bastards
EdgarWrong
I feel like I missed #31
HeartsAndStars
Same here. Like labeling it China as opposed to Asia is kinda weird. But am I missing something else @OO
HeartsAndStars
@OP
DrBinkleton
That and North America is relabeled as USA and Canada. So it’s a pretty poor excuse for a map overall.
gordonfutbalera
At first I thought #19 said fart drugs.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I thought it was until reading your comment.
Emmaterasu
The pyjamas would be alright... For an adult.
theheebs25
#10 is accurate. Europe isn't real! it's like narnia, or the north pole!
DrBinkleton
Right we all talk about it like it’s a real place, but has anyone ever actually been there?
thewinkingskeever
With #1 don’t blame the installer here. He’s got to install to the plans with the parts that were supplied.
IVIornin
The fire alarm lock does not lock you to the pole. It just locks a giant chunk of metal to your arm. After you escape firemen can unlock you
fathersisterberzerker
BOOOOORRINGGGG
epicstorybro
So, it's a one handed handcuff, all it does it mark the person?
mckinful
Yeah. Some modern tamper-proof alarms will spray you with ink
spiderqueendemon
Aww, that's nice, like a little "here's the hero!" octopus! Isn't that adorable?
mybrothersmario
Or a "here's the cunt wasting everyone's time" depending
spiderqueendemon
Well, yeah. But one can always hope for a best-case scenario.
Mexrose75
Ugh, I will admit this. Dont know how many see this comment. I HAD a tattoo with compass that was backwards. I
Mexrose75
I saw it in the mirror so I "ok'd" it. Got sick of going to water parks and kids tapping me to ask "Why is the East on the West side?"
tybbiesniffer
I saw it! Did you get it fixed or covered?
Mexrose75
I did but still not that happy. Moral of story for anyone thinking of ink: consider once, twice, go home and sleep on it for a week.
tybbiesniffer
Good advice. I love the ridiculous. I might have kept the messed up one.
SomethingWithTurquoise
Omg #20 it actually hurts me
Slugspert
Why, yes, I would LOVE to donate to help end children!
ThatJuanMexican
Bananakin?
ThatOneFur
Future generations will thank us!
amyrose
There's only one thing worse than a rapist
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
But what about child abuse? You support it or not?
Slugspert
I only support it in prevention month!!
Reviire
ending them is kind of abusive if you think about it.
DitaliniDuuland
I was gonna say maybe that was their plan to get more donations
robboscouse10
Empties bank account, "take it, take it all", sells kidney, "anything for a good cause", buys gun, "I'll even help"
DadDoom
Donating to abortion clinics? Keep up the good work.
barf1189
VHEMT: “May we live long and die out”.
rhubarbsalad
Yo, that New York pizza one. Holy fuck lol
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That one's gotta be shopped, right????
marquizzo
No there are shops near the WTC that helped survivors on 9/11 and have photos of rescued ppl, firemen, attacks, etc. Like Essex World Cafe.
marquizzo
I don't think they're maliciously trying to profit from the tragedy; they're telling that they were there to help when needed.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Ah, that makes more sense. Thanks.
DNelson1
I was thinking that too, but it could just be in a foreign country that image is synonymous with New York.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yeah but even still, you don't usually use human tragedy to sell pizza. It would be like having a German restaurant with pictures of /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
concentration camps on the walls. /2
DNelson1
I agree, but in India they use Hitler's likeness because they weren't affected by WWII like the rest of the world was. For a crazy watch /1
nokla74
#1 flawless design, there is a drain on the floor next to where the water hits.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
there is a drain in the floor of most public restrooms
beefcobbler
'I'll have A scoop of rape' "sir, that says Grape" 'oh, peanut butter then'
L3M0NSHARK
epicstorybro
Hello, is it 2012 you're looking for?
Hyippy
KONY 2012
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Classic beefcobbler
TwoSeamer
What's in it? Meat, good. Custard, good. Pudding, good!
nicesmellingcandle
Didn't even see the g
tmschultheis
What’s wrong with #33
Ryfus
It looks like someone smeared shit all over the sink
tcgl
I had a countertop like this in an apartment, it looked so gross. WTF were people thinking??
Mag365
Aah. Hehe. I first got it now. I thought someone HAD smeared something all over the place. I did not see it was the texture of the material.
lefunkfunk
I love that you had to clarify what's wrong with #10
ManimalDeification24
#4 Butthead.... Butthead hhhelp me... I'm bleeding... (911 what's your emergency?) Uuuuhhh, Beavis is bleeding
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Don't open until christmas. I'll put it on backwards and give it to my gf for christmas
danbrazier
You'll "give it to her" alright
bongles
infectiousgigglezombie
Followed by a helicopter dance!! Every girls dream!
Shardinian
Step one:cut a hole in a box
pancreas
those must be Clarissa's pajamas
uitSCHOT
The white sweater, what design where they hoping to make, if not a penis with blue pubes?
GrumpyPlatypus
Safety pin.
Omni21
A safety pin?
tohubohu
Safety pin. Gf got a safety pin tattoo. Looks like a dick.
DangerousBeeMcGee
A diaper pin.
immadinorawrable
A sideways candle is the only thing I could think of
Sitherine
I don't know for sure, but it looks kinda like a safety pin. Dunno about the purple/blue stuff, though.
GrumpySealy
I thought it was a safety pin. Don't know why you would have that on a top though.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's a diaper pin, on a baby shirt.
samtherat6
Pretty sure #11 is just to keep cars from entering.
mistercactus
if it was just for cars then why would they use barbed wire?
JifLover
I'm assuming they got the gates off someone else who had a full gate and just didn't care to remove the barbed wire.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Still a shit job, they can illegally drive around with little damage to their car.
DynamicWeight
My truck would have no problem at all.
JifLover
It's probably 'not that serious' and they just don't want people driving their cars through there without permission.
thexdutch2
We’re you’re not til not happy
Harryurhandsrfreezing
CaptainObveeus
Don't dead open inside.
aubinmagnus
Even if you read it how it maybe should be read, it's "We're not happy til you're not happy"
misterfish
That's my motto!
ExcrementCarver
I can't figure out any other way than this..
cyno01
Maybe theyre Reel Big Fish fans?
bearCosmosCreator
I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out what this is supposed to say lol
DoingItWrongSince1980
Wow. Who woulda expected honesty from divorce lawyers.
truthsmiles
Even with a generous interpretation, #20 still says "We're not happy 'til you're not happy"
Pipecleaner61
That was the name of a terrible Reel Big Fish album.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That's true, didn't notice.
db17k
Just fuck me up fam
fistermatic5000
I tried reading it every way I could think of, and that's all I could get out of it.
BLAZMAN
I think the second not wasn't intentional, besides that, idk
Snooj
Sounds like a lot of businesses I know.
mkyner
I think that was one of the original Despair dot com demotivational posters.
mkyner
Or something like that.
bluepopsicles
was it for symmetry?
Stormstrik3r
- IRS
27yoUGLYvirgin
I read that and saw nothing wrong with it. :(
bravecatgaming
what is it suposed to be?? i cant see what they tried to go for
truthsmiles
I'm guessing "We're not happy 'til you're happy" (remove the second 'not')
lammyne
We're not happy until you are happy, but instead it was we're not happy until you're not happy, implying they seek the custmore's misery.
lammyne
Customer's*, god damn
truthsmiles
Don't worry - it's 2017 - anyone who ridicules someone else for a phone typo/autocorrect is a hypocritical moron :-)