JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
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Dec 15, 2016 9:56 AM
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
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Canofminus
I just spent the past week in Boston, now I'm back in Vegas and 49F feels like the fucking tropics.
PrayForMojoTheBlurst
Wow, take it easy on the confession bear. Some things are better not known!
GetCurious
As a Floridian, In the winter I imagine the whole of the US is like Canada.
qwerty4007
Partially true. In Arizona, we're the only State with all five meteorological biomes, but are only depicted like a dry version of Florida.
BrianCarrigg
My favorite phrase is "south Canada" I'm like wtf Canada is 100% north.
Talolza
Florida reporting in. Is 82°F outside and everyone is wearing jackets.
termin4ter30
Someone turn on the heater to a nice 95°F with a nice 70% humidity please!
CheesecakeParade
It's a bit chilly outside today
Xycron
We all take turns acting like Florida
minkeymagik
in MN here, getting tons of snow and cold between now and Sunday.
jesseleefeist
Fargo. Car wouldn't start this morning. -14 feeling like -30
WhoWatchesTheWatchm3n
Imagine scotland as one giant scenic rain cloud
DaniaAudax
We did pull a Florida man in the most recent election, so it's understandable @OP.
Shendorion
You mean like, people running naked down the highway geeked out on bath salts, eating peoples' faces? Oh, you mean the no snow thing. Yeah.
boogaloobear
Well it doesn't help that I'm 23 and just saw icicles today for the first time in my life. Grew up in CA. Now live in Oregon.
SunshineAndNihilism
Well on a cultural level, you're not wrong.
DiscipleOfAnorak
Maine here. Fuck you.
LockedForGood
Another Mainer here, saw this and went on a 7 comment rant. +1 from me Dude-Guy
ADFluffy
I'm a mainer with some Canadian friends. I live father north than most of them and I live outside Portland
DiscipleOfAnorak
Same!
MikeTornado
And being from Florida, i imagine the whole rest of US is like Canada.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Gets snowier and colder the farther north you go, but meh. Pretty close.
skipweasel
*border
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
Hahaha my bad. .. damn auto correct
skipweasel
It's a pain in the arse, sometimes.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
auto correct did not do that, YOU DID THAT! YOU'RE A GODDAMNED NARCOTICS AGENT, I'VE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG!!!!!
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
Hahahahahahha
CongratsYouAreHereNow
my references are sick brahhhh
yourmomwantsmeasherdaughterinlaw
I see Canada, I Upvote
jesseleefeist
FARGOan here: it's currently -14°F but feels like -30°F with the wind chill.
Melanorosaurus
I pretty much feel the same way about anything south of Michigan.
souperscooperman
As a southern michigan person we still get plenty of snow
LockedForGood
I'm from Maine, but lived in Michigan for a decade. Everyone there asked how it felt to have winter all year round. Dumbest shits.
souperscooperman
That's retarded
lawdylordafucktoy
This is the most innocent confession of 2016.
metalprep2k3
Sorry.
ClassicRand0
And it's canadian. Go figure
Mazarate
The confession of our inner child
FisterMantastic
It's a Canadian confession, would you expect anything less from us? :)
JokerApproves
But really, that is snow? In Texas it only rains water, ice, and bullets.
Khalas
Well, we're sorry about this, sir.
LadyShanna
Lived in North Carolina. Got mayber 1/2 an of snow. School cancelled was cancelled for 2 days
turbodog
South Carolina here, and true. We get a dusting of snow, people panic, state of emergency is declared, stores emptied of bread, milk, beer.
LadyShanna
Yeah no kidding. Up north though they keep on trucking
lllamallamapigbang
Lol.
Alistairetheblu
Something like 80 or 90% of Canadians live within a 2 hour drive from the USA.
zacletus
And quite a few Canadians live farther south than the main border. Portland, OR is about as far north as Montreal
Affray
I have a buddy in Minnesota who was mind blown when I told him that his entire state is more North than where I am in Southern Ontario.
RamenFlavourPacket
I can assure you op, only florida is like florida.
PhenTsoksar
Florida is like Quebec. Fuck Florida and fuck Quebec too. Fuck you both right into the Atlantic Ocean and join Atlantis for all I care. :)
moreaujr
Oi. Comparing Quebec with Florida is an insult to Quebec. Lot of nice people in Quebec, also with a large uneducated population.
PhenTsoksar
That's ok... being Quebecois is an insult to all warm blooded Canadians. So, I don't really see your point of contention
RamenFlavourPacket
Ya know not all Floridians fit the stereotype, buddy.
PhenTsoksar
If you're Cuban, you're the only Floridians that get a pass.. otherwise, say hi to Aquaman, Arial, and Michael Phelps
RamenFlavourPacket
And kanye
CheesecakeParade
He likes fish sticks
TheeRealDuke
And thankfully so.
afancyturtle
As an Ohioan, where it is -14 with wind chill and under a lake effect snow warning; yeah we get some snow.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Same here man. Ontarioan with two feet's worth. Gotta love the bay.
footfoe
5 degrees here in ohio. Tim Hortons a popping out of the snow like dandylions. Canada is infectious.
niccmacc
5 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit?!
sadejester
5C is above freezing. it wouldn't be snowing at that temp
sadejester
or at least it wouldn't be sticking.
sunyudai
We've got 3 Tim Hortons in St. Louis already - I will sometimes take the mile walk down to one on my lunch break if weather is nice.
niccmacc
they're pretty good eh?
sunyudai
Yes, although I hear not as good as the Canadian version - they use lower quality suppliers in the U.S. It's also next to a smoothie place.
niccmacc
interesting, i lived in Chicago for 2years, they didn't have any Timmy's unfortunately so I have nothing to compare Canadian Tims to
niccmacc
But I really miss Jimmy John's, Chick-fil-a, Culvers, and Portillo's :(
sunyudai
Culvers is nice. We don't have Portillo's here, and Jimmy Johns and Chick-fil-a's owners turned out to be jerks so I don't go there anymore.
Shepsus
I'm the opposite @op. I live in Arizona, where it doesn't snow. It is difficult for me to fathom that it snows EVERWHERE north of me.
goobsikk
Same! AZ for life
SgtChowdown
It snows in the northeastern section often enough that NWS has them in the "White Christmas" "betting" for this year
CrotchRash
Flagstaff??
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Flagstaff has a ski area
AugurOfDunlain
Neat fact: Flagstaff is roughly 1000 feet higher than Denver, CO.
DevinIsConstantlyTired
Flagstaff gets alot of snow bruh
cogs
It snows every year in AZ, just not the part you live in.
Tyaldan
It snowed when i was there visiting the grand canyon last year... was super suprised.
CloakerJosh
Is this what a Canadian confession is like?
minkuschild
No, not all of us are retarded and live under a rock.
Bandignomette
Hmm...where do you live? I would like to move there!
minkuschild
Saskatchewan. And no. You don't. Right now its minus 27 with a 46 windchill. No one wants to live here
Bandignomette
Oh yeah..I start whining when it hits -20, so no thanks ;)
Doodlebugs86
Yep. It's all we've got.
Bandignomette
Am Canadian. Can confirm this is accurate!
MyCatsAreBetterThanYourCats
I'm sorry if he hurt your feelings, not all of us are that inept :(
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
He is a she and that was unnecessary
misoisoup
At least he didn't apologize
grammarfairy
A REAL Canadian confession would be about how they are all scared of the dark.
JohnnyCashedOut
Had to come back to give you this +1
AlphaIndustrial
im afraid of running out of maple syrup and another NHL lockout
Parrottt
It's starting to get dark at 4pm. The darkness arrives sooner each day. I don't know if I will survive the winter.
takichandler
They made a whole Nickelodeon series about that concept!
TheBoxHobo
Every canadian is afraid of the canadark. Its not much of a confession
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
As a canadian, can confirm, scared of the canadark
ElinborgTheViking
There are bears in it...
drhook
That would be terrible. It's dark all winter.
feryooday
Hi from Montana.
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
Hi other Montanan! There are literally dozens of us!
mycatcanbeatyourhonorstudent
By your powers combined, You are a football team.
FelixMourne
Montana here. Kill me please.
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
Uh oh. Must be east montana? NW Montana is the shit.
FelixMourne
Greats Falls. Not actually too bad, just getting plenty of snow.
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I hear ya there! It's not 96-97 level but it's pretty burly this year!
PastaJesus
Minnesota reporting in, currently -7 with a windchill of -27
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Whalegod
Driving to Ottawa on Saturday, supposed to be 10cm of snow
YourLeftNut
Sask had windchill of -45 (-28 or so w/o) last wednesday til Tuesday ish.. warmed up to -20 and the wind has dropped a bit... for now
Gochira
Two Harbors reporting for duty -6 with -36 windchill
drcurlyfat
Fuck people who cite windchill. The temp is what it is, and the wind is what it is. Coming from a place that the wind never stops (Wyoming).
Setokie
Minnesotan here, can confirm.
A113Disney
Confirmed. My nose hairs froze on the way to work yesterday.
Parrottt
My nose was trying to freeze shut this morning while scraping my windshield.
EpitomeofMediocre
LOL it's going to be 70 tomorrow in Texas...
jesseleefeist
FARGO here, -10F and feels like -30F
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
That's 59 degrees below freezing in Fahrenheit.
firefighter26
I've been to Minnesota, it's like a 25/75 split between Canada and America. Also, for reasons, I am not allowed in the state anymore. /Meh
Shitposting2017
Can confirm, northern MN here. F in cold
marquettegoldeneagles
Right? Same here in WI up to 9 inches of snow by Sat.
Unstressessary
4° in Iowa. -8° windchill.
Unstressessary
Not really any snow anymore.. a lot of ice though.
TheCrazyCatTaxLady
Also minnesota can confirm
shaizina
Saskatchewan. -25, -30somethjng with the windshield
TheBoxHobo
Eastern ontario, currently -19 C, with a windchill of -32 C
HolyHellJezebel
It's 22 in CT but we have winds gusting 20-60. I have no idea what the wind chill would be but when you breathe it tastes like snow.
bentwrenches
Down here in San Diego it's currently 62F with light showers. Supposed to rain like hell overnight, but we can sure use that.
zefcat45
As a Minnesotan, I have already had to put Vaseline up my nose to prevent nosebleeds
pearlypearll
Haha you guys are having the winter we (Michigan) had 2 years ago. As a college student I skipped a lot of class.
PhtevenTheWhovian
This is every winter.
dopedoutdinosaur
Washington reporting in, 4 feet of snow at -9 and its 3:00 PM, windchill of -31. But i also live at 2,941 ft.
TheChief10097
Sitting at a cool 60° down in AZ, with a nice breeze.
scifiman027
23 and 4 with windchill in NH. Heatwave here
NineSlicesOfEmu
Yall are pansies. Down here in texas it dropped all the way to 60° F last week.
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
It hit 59 on Wednesday. The horror!
the007baron
God speed, that's rough
rattlesnail
Sc here 32 one day 65 next 27 the next.
canigetaBAMson
Manitoba, -36c with wind chill today
primalmammal
TheEdmontonMan
Come to Edmonton, -40c last week
canigetaBAMson
My Canadian brother in garbage winters. You guys, Saskatoon, and here (Winnipeg)
IRSmrt
Fun fact: -40c and -40 freedom units are the same temp!
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Can't wait for 10 inches of snow tomorrow...
HeWhoPours
So glad I'm on the edge of that wave and it will only be a couple
grumpatsurrisrex
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hurtbigcheez
Haha, sucks to be you. The windchill here in Michigan is only -13 were I am.
HurtYou
Fellow Yooper?
365daysoftwins
So...beach volleyball weather? Signed: a Duluthian
SergeantTerryJeffords
You're from Duluth? Have you ever been to superior?
Tiwele
Yeah just head over to Sands for vball. Place is great.
365daysoftwins
Yeah, of course. Gotta go to the Anchor for a burger every now and again.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Cool, I was actually born in Duluth and lived in Superior for a while
PastaJesus
Or time for a nice swim, the lake looks lovely today
pearlypearll
I have an ice auger we can drill a hole with
PastaJesus
I'm talking Lake Superior man, not frozen yet