reeferqueefer
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Scratchy scratchy.
"I bet you find this really funny don't you Human?"
How do I make one of these?
"Screw you craig, I'm outta here!"
FP EDIT send me pictures of your animals :---)
PART 2 http://imgur.com/gallery/asqMw/new
tyfi91
#6 eye on the prize
smashedfinger
Ro ro, rotate your owl
Ashrei
Second owl http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/28/fe2414c493934b1f9dc2b1f9e6b98a70/l.jpg
spiritussancto
who is also very tired of that person's shit
TurtleHurdle
ScallopFingers
question - where do people get pet owls? They have that? This sounds strange
ELLEemenohpee
Hogwarts.
MercedesLackey
Not in the US. It's illegal in the US, but legal in many countries overseas.
MrWeatherman
Had a dream last night that there was an owl staring at me through the window. I then realized that it was never there to begin with.
dirtiestdick
Supposedly that's a sign of alien abduction. How's your rectum? Feeling probed? Send pics.
IPostALotOfDongers
(^ ʘ , ʘ ^)
SpanishInquisition
Birdcats?
Piarrate
"Who are you calling weird?!"
EchoingMuse
#4 took me too long to realize that there was not only a cat, but also an owl.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I think that cat might be a bunny wabbit
EchoingMuse
My observation skills are apparently sub par
ChipmunkHunk
When the first Potter movie came out, all the owl people were like "OWLS ARE NOT PETS!" I think they just wanted all the owls to themselves.
ScammyMcScammer
Can confirm. My friend Al is weird as fuck.
SekomuMasada
I'm on mobile and as this was loading I glanced at your username. Lost my shit.
reeferqueefer
you, I like you
Landship
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
hoped for this gif, clicked this gif, saw this gif, enjoyed this gif, upvoted this gif
sherry8888
Such precious flying pillows of hate
anislah0
Feathery potatoes with eyes
stevetehpirate
MrsChandlerBing
Silly Moon Birds
RelevantReference
#9 is peek-a-who
spectrebliss
My favourite one - the look at the end!
Logmister10
And #10 is peek-a-poo
CatoNator420
More like "shit and run"
Logmister10
Oh, you!
lyncea
WTF OWLS CAN SWIM?? Is he doing a ducking breast stroke right now??? What a time to be alive!!
lyncea
God damn tablet autocorrect. Meh, it's still a bird. I quit.
ampzilla
It's trying to get out of the water. It grabbed too large of a fish and got its wings all wet. They can't unhook fish from their talons.
IalwaysPostGuilesTheme
I've seen many of these before... and yet they still make me smile every time... Till next time +1
CobraClutch
Agreed. I love owls so much.
sangatster
I remember that last one. Dude takes a dump and is outta there before the other knows what happened.
sherry8888
Such precious flying pillows of hate
ParadiddlePatrick
*seething hatred
ThePlatinumYETI
Owl be damned, a typo in the title.
gwiz665
OP doesn't give a hoot.
Vandaliam
That's weird.
BlueberrySelfDefense
I actually read it as "wired" and thought that they meant "cool" or something hehe
YokelOno
Owlways upvote owls.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Owl allow it.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
These owl puns are always such a hoot! Let me try one: what's an owl's favorite type of party? A hootinany.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Owl admit defeat.
MilesPrower
They're all pissed off because you woke them up.
DrWankenstein
Is... is that owl doing the forward crawl in the water? I never knew that, and I love it.
owlest
it was either hot or trying to catch a fish and landed in water
AsinusAdLyram
The gent that took it was a friend of mine, Steve Spitzer. He passed recently, he was a good guy. Hell of a photographer too.
TrumpkinSpicedFuckwad
Well rip Mr spitzer
ampzilla
It looks like it probably tried to get too large of a fish. They can't unhook the fish from their talons and sometimes get waterlogged. (1/2
ModernFalconer
While that's true in the cases of fishing raptors, Great Horned Owls aren't fishing birds. Likely, he thought it was shallower and landed
ampzilla
Right there, it's probably tired itself out and is desperately trying to get somewhere to get out of the water. I hope it got out.
MelanomaCanSuckATurd
well that depressed the shit outta me! Here's me with the brand new knowledge that owls can swim, only to find out they really can't 1/2
MelanomaCanSuckATurd
and might not have made it out! :-( boo! I still gave you +1 but, boo!
UnknownSquid
Also, never shampoo a rescued Seagull. They will lose their natural water proofing, then will fly out to sea, get waterlogged, and drown.
nullmichae
What about the poor fish that now has to spend the rest of its life with a dead owl attached to its back?
F0rger
As a swimmer, it looks more like butterfly to me.
GrouchyOscar
They should rename the butterfly stoke to the owl stroke. Way more appropriate unless there's a link to a butterfly swimming...
supermandan225
There is not. Your logic is undeniable. Let's call up the Olympics and petition for this name change.
GrouchyOscar
Sounds like a plan. Anyone have the phone number for the Olympics? 1-800-OLYMPIC? 1-800-SPORTSZ?
MercedesLackey
Owls float pretty well. They can end up in the water for a lot of reasons, including going after a fish and missing.
FoxingFox
Context: A Great horned owl dove into Lake Michigan and began swimming after two Peregrine falcons forced it into the water. (1/3)
CNNBRFIINF
Thanks for this. I was wondering about the context because I knew that own was in distress, not enjoying a leisurely swim.
FoxingFox
The owl swam at least 15 minutes, maybe up to half an hour before it got close enough to the shore where a small group of people... (2/3)
FoxingFox
...had gathered to help (3/3)
FoxingFox
source: http://abc7chicago.com/pets/owl-swimming-in-lake-michigan/422232/
RocketRodster
It's practicing for the 2016 Olympics in freestyle
AFineDayForCanada
Are we sure owls are even real? They seem to good to be true.
ToBitchOrNotToBitch
Metaphyowlsics
stevetehpirate
If they are real, I want one, I need one.
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
They are. Most owls, unless born in captivity, imprinted on humans, and interacted with daily, will fuck your shit up.
okayyymovingon
ive heard this too, theyre apparently aggressive af
DoomCircus
This video is 100% relevant to this comment haha https://youtu.be/JnyKanYxIjE
PhoenixQueenAzula
So we want the Owls to fall in love with the baby half vampire girls?
LunaLuscus
Go sit in the corner and think about what you said.
reeferqueefer
LOL
Jdonkay
Define fuck your shit up
magisch
Bigger ones can break your bones, smaller ones are going to have happy stabby fun time with your arteries.
Onfire7
See video posted to parent by DoomCircus... It's worth it.
Jdonkay
On it
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
They're predators, so drawing blood with their talons or beak. Some of the bigger ones can cause some serious damage.
hushaboomtechnology
My great great grandfather (Cherokee chief) was killed by an owl, as the story goes.
oldlampsfornew
..but how did it happen?
MisleadTruth
It was a mighty owlbear. Wrestled it for its pelt.
hushaboomtechnology
It clawed his head and got infected and he died.
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
What
PenisOfDeath
Key word: Predator
Rivalyn
think of wild owls as stray cats that can fly.
HornyZebras
I think of them as Night Eagles.
OrangeyougladImnaked
NIGHT EAGLES NEW BAND NAME I CALL IT
magisch
Wild owls are equivalent to flying pillows of seething hatred.
TellusEidolon
Aka winged cats, wild and wary.
AashUnce
The Eurasian Eagle Owl can break your arm if they decide to give you a decent squeeze. Source: I've seen it happen at work.
RedAvatarJinchuriki
Where do you work? And are they accepting applications
TellusEidolon
They are the winged cats of nature.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Background music for this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA
ChanningTastum
Owls can swim?
oneeyedziggy
not all of them https://www.reddit.com/r/fakeowlsurvivors never forget
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Just throwing this out there: owls are birds of prey. leave them the fuck alone if you value your eyes/neck/life.
VillainsCommaLikeBlondesCommaHaveMoreFun
and yet, that's part of why I love 'em too. I think it's cause they're an animal for all moods. They can look adorably cute and human, (1/2)
VillainsCommaLikeBlondesCommaHaveMoreFun
but at the same time they're immensely badass and incredibly well designed nighttime killing machines. (far more badass than bats!) (2/2)
sisonath1
Bxbxh
Ryebread91
You mean like New Zealand?
Grimz00
Too*
konsumer
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8760a68e7dd03ec6729b3cec34416a72/tumblr_inline_nd9c1t1jA81r0a8b1.jpg
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Oh damn that is old school.
kidKaiser
yes... thank you sir
ElPoloDiablo
to good too be true?
Grimz00
Too good to be true
Lolmarty
You can't take your eyes off of them?
pandasaurusex
Or are owls just fantasy?
PulseOne
Caught in a hootslide.
MichaeIJCaboose
No flightscape from hootmanity
BurtReynoldsEsquire
Open your eyes
DanteLidge
Look up to the skies and hoot
BubblyAndOysters
Lol, just let it end with hootslide.
kupopo
Yeah NO, i want more of bohemian flapsody.
MichaeIJCaboose
NO
clashforsanity
Owl favorite this post for the future, so owl have something to make me smile on sad days
MrPredator
That last one, "Da Fuq man. We're on a slanted roof you flying pillow of stupidity."
TheSecondPiewackit
Flying Murder Pillow shall be the new name for owls.
someguynamedted
I remember the gif being longer the last time I saw it.
TheThingsTheyCarried
Same.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
That's what she said!
someguynamedted
-__-
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
It seems you're having trouble "dealing with it"
kelik1
"flying pillow of stupidity" i gotta remember that. +1
LiteCow
#7 is Mrs. Nezbit
srslydude
Please please please....ahhhhhhh. Perfect
123somethingcreative123
#7 shows owls are a more evolved form of cat. They do the weird something's-on-my-head thing but then they reboot and BOOM back to normal.
geiokami
No it's pharrell
Ijustwantsomeblueberrytearightnow
MY NAME IS MRS. NEZBIT!!!
mrsfunsocks
No, this is Patrick.
TweenkleTwatSuperStar
Oh my god I thought the same exact thing
ShutUpDanceWithMe
I WATCHED THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT!!! I promise I'm an adult....
ventureintime
Dangit I was too late again
anonymousninja69
No it's Paul the llama
rightontarget
I said it out loud... thank you so much for this.
SloppyJimbo
*weird
meganspanish
Scrolled immediately to the comments to invite this
blameitonmyjuice
*upvote
blameitonmyjuice
Scrolled immediately to the replies to upvote this. ;)
SloppyJimbo
Spelling mistakes enrage me.
Wootxor
I wonder if you can make pet owls day time birds
MysticPasta
My school's mascot is a horned owl and we have a pet one that they bring out at games and such.
Wootxor
Endless jokes about the horny owls I'm sure
MysticPasta
Honestly haven't heard any. Granted I doubt the average student knows it's a horned owl. Not exactly a prestigious school.
Wootxor
Word
thatsmyidentifier
Here's a good book about a girl who raised an owl http://www.amazon.com/Wesley-Owl-Remarkable-Love-Story/dp/1416551778. It's really hard
Wootxor
Nope, no crying tonight. Ty though:)
Dogsandskunksandfishohmy
Most owls are actually crepuscular (active at dawn & dusk) and many are totally diurnal.Nighttime is a niche some exploit, not a necessity.
Wootxor
Saw an owl drinking from a stream around sunset.
MaggGyver
It probably wouldn't be healthy, since they are naturally nocturnal.
Wootxor
I remember seeing a Owl drinking from a stream on a bike ride. Like Link running into the Owl for the first time In Ocarina of time.
Camelotterduck
Did you keep pressing A while yelling at him to stfu?
Wootxor
yeah... then I fucked up and he repeated himself!
MercedesLackey
A fair number of owls are diurnal. Search on "diurnal owls."
Masterofthesquirrelcall
I mean it wouldn't be healthy to make them diurnal every day, but they can do things. But I don't think owls should be pets period so...
Logmister10
Most likely, it's similar to people adjusting their sleep schedules for graveyard-shift jobs.
Wootxor
Ugh.. I'd go insane from lack of vitamin D. I already get seasonal affective
Logmister10
Sounds like a bummer, you should buy the bottles of it.
Wootxor
Forcing myself outside in the cold is the only thing that seems to work for me.
Logmister10
Huh, strange. Well, best of luck on that count xD
HungryFishingMan
These are badass creatures
ChesterChihuahua
In Europe (esp. Norway) there are owls that are 2 feet tall and weigh 5-6 pounds. That's badass !
Aelinsaar
If you're a mouse or a rabbit, an owl like that is basically a flying demon.
HungryFishingMan
So children are on the menu. Damn nature you scary.
ChesterChihuahua
I read that they eat rabbits and small deer.