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A man found a strange looking praying mantis, and decided to spray water on it. This is the result
A massive parasitic worm slowly worked its way out of the mantis' now dead body
TheeKingsWit
I hate when I accidentally see weird shit like: great, OK, now this is in my head for the rest of my life, that's cool.
BeerInTheMorningBeerInTheEveningBeerAtSuppertime
These are the things I don't want to see while I'm pooping.
Allhailstarlordourtruesavior
hahaha stupid parasite
whoblowsthere
I really wish their was a gif of him burning it
Cryptotis
Burn it. Just burn everything. Straight up burn everything and move.
OPENYOURMOUTH
When being a Pyromaniac doesn't sound bad after all!
Apodemus
Dude...just, KILLITWITHFIREEEE!!!!
ThePriestTheyCalledHim
Heck this, I'm doing a leave.
Claptree
Isn't nature wonderful?
SmallMovesEllie
Keydan
Oh hay Crab ma....aaaaawwwathefuckisthat!
Sirloveyoulongtime
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Angatita
There's a lot of things in life I can handle. Parasites are not one of them
imurgodnow
Reminds me of The faculty
Churmybro
Eat it?
thelastfuckingusernameavailable
I can handle spiders. I love snakes. I can tolerate mantises. But FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
freezingfist
zma123456
Okay this is why I do not like tiny tiny tiny creature that crawl or slither
Smigions
Bergeldergle
Not sure what's more terrifying: Seeing the worm was that big, knowing it's parasitic, or the end gif WASN'T the entire city being nuked.
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
Stick.. Stick it in your dick
MrsJessieLuLu
Literally what evil must look like.
jwarring85
As odd/gross as this is, i'm still chuckling at "a man found a strange looking praying mantis and decided to spray water on it."
InsanityCrab
Thank you for making me laugh when I was convinced this had ruined my ability to do so!
jrule
For anyone who is interested the parasite is called a horse hair worm.
buckbuckbuckybuck
I wasn't interested. This has only added to the nightmare fuel.
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buckbuckbuckybuck
DocHammerPants
Thank you. Was curious
DarthTurducken
Me seeing a praying mantis: "Fuck!". Me seeing an eldritch horror slithering out of said mantis: "FUUUUUUHHHHCCCCCKKKKKHHKKKKKKKKK!!!!!"
NotACanadian
I'm gonna need about 9 space marines here
WhyNotUncleIroh
Still wanna vote for Cthulu?
CarlosOfNightvale
Praying Mantis are equal parts badass and majestic. I don't see being scared of them, they're harmless.
inlovewiththecoco
My poop break has suddenly become VERY uncomfortable. I feel vulnerable
IvnWng
You're scared of a Praying Mantis???
notdavidcameron
I am now
DarthTurducken
Maybe not...unless I was a male one...and I just mated...I'd be afraid of her biting my head off
cantphotoshoptosavemycera
I feel dirty, like that's something I shouldn't have seen ever!
ThePowerOf42
♪ Hello LNI my old friend, i've come to seek you out again. Because a image strangely creeping, Left its seeds while I was screaming. ♫
CatsAgainstHumanity
♫ And the image that was planted in my brain, still remains. Disturbed, I scream in silence. ♫
ravnicrasol
♫ In restless dreams I NOPED alone...♫
thefuzziestofbutts
????I felt the squirming in my dome...????
ShadowKh4n
Neath the halo of the computer screen
ironicfury
The creepy-crawly still haunts my dreams
LordofGoats
And now you feel this strange desire to seek out water...
Kheckmate
KILL IT WITH FIRE
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
Parasitic worms always give me the serious heeby jeebies *shudder* uuuuugggghhh here they come
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rR2aijzQQCA
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
I had the Giardia parasite as a child. Parasites are no joke.
DizzyNosferatu
heeby jeebies and a *fabulous* waistline!
catscatsyeahcats
I'm a member of the American Association of Veterinary Parasitologists. I've seen some shit.
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
I'd LOVE to see a workplace stories post from you!
TimidWallflower
Story time?
catscatsyeahcats
Worms HANGING OUT OF the skin of the upper mouth of a snake. Worms being having to be aspirated by needle from the eyes of a horse.
TimidWallflower
God. That's crazy. Got any pics?
MarsellusWallaceLooksLikeABitch
Biologist here. A parasitic worm that, in larval state, enters the body of insects when they drink water. They live & grow inside the (1)
MarsellusWallaceLooksLikeABitch
Host and make them their bitch. When they reach their final form, they raise taurine levels inside the host which makes the latter so (2)
MarsellusWallaceLooksLikeABitch
Thirsty that they go to a river/lake and jump into a lake. Once in the water, the asshole worm gets out & reproduces (3)
imyourhuckleberrry
Aka X files episode
willywonkasworstnightmare
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Screaming-GIF-9.gif?gs=a
celephia
I'm still upset Earl got cancelled. :(
IPaceWhenITalkOnThePhone
my exact face watching these gifs
Koshunae
Just a quick tip, this is why you dont eat insects.
Apairofpants
Hey Crabman.
ThatCanadianViking
Hey Earl.
DJKevstar2000
Haha, Thank you for that
ThatCanadianViking
Could not pass up an opportunity to reference that show :-D
MissingLia
That show is so underappreciated
VitaminJay
DarthTurducken
ThePowerOf42
http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/5300192+_0df8d47cb2c28e49df83869e18f20f0d.jpg
DarthTurducken
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
You have the absolute correct response
Fairdinkums
Secure that shit, hudson!
bpfd
I got that movie for Easter and completely forgot about it till now. Thanks for the reminder +1
VitaminJay
Director's Cut, with the Sentry Gun scene?
darkw00d
It's the only way to be sure.
GlowstickJedi
Fuckin A
bigmfmike
Someone should make Gif of Hudson saying that.
ThePowerOf42
omenofstorms
Isnt that just standard tactics?
ThePowerOf42
Depends.. Tyranids, Necrons and Orks. Yes, thats the only solution. Tau, rebels, etc. Send the marines
CommissarMark
Nothing like sending in a penal legion to fight Orks, it's fucking hilarious.
omenofstorms
just fuck that universe