Mar 1, 2020 1:50 AM
DrCorona365
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1760
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HURTBOTPEGASUS9
thatwastooclose
matchstickmetropolis
that image is LARGE
elhopaness
But the only thing that has quality is the text, smh.
BonusP0INT
Sleepy night night
halfsquints
flash fried chicken
134baxJumper
In a previous life it had been very very bad.
bwanej24
Did it lay an egg inflight
aReasonableMan
I thought that was its beak
CareAma
God has served you dinner, roasted white meat
LittleIrishTurnip
Is he OK?
GorillaPilot
He was then next Hitler
TherealNotSid
Well, electric attacks are super effective on flying types.
poogie67
That goose is cooked!
isteponmykidstoys
Beat me to it
Xaldyn
All the other birds currently sitting on the power lines:
zigmann
What did it ground on I wonder?
Jaggggggg
two phase fault
aRootinaTootin
Touched two lines and short circuited.
nonCanadianGoose
Was it a Canadian goose? It might have deserved it
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Username checks out
MoreButterForMyHam
You gotta problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
WHISKEYflip936
Rickitybrick
Years ago we didnt have no Canadian geese. Now we got so many were cooking them mid flight. Must be fucking nice.
GuybrushThreepwoodAMightyPirate
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all i know!
Apparently, god had a problem with this particular goose
Kinokawa
The Canadian goose? Do they taste better marinated?
onlyhalfghost
they can't taste *worse* marinated.
Mou5e
Made me sad.
WithaChainedHorseDick
Pick it up, free meal
Iullyiullyus
SoraHjort
Tried to go through the power lines, created a circuit, became fried.
DeinEggo
Cat that was eyeballing the bird moments before:
SliderOfElay
That wasn't lightning. That was power lines...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Zeus works in mysterious ways.
skittyboy423
v
PickleMorty
Pretty sure you could still eat that. _/(××)\_
jiten122
Skynet was testing it out before sending one through
pptninja
Hmmm looks like a malfunctioning drone #birdsarentreal
erroniousmaximus
I kind of feel bad for it. In nature they would never have died.
Slimilly260
There's no such thing as immortal geese. Thank God...
True. Though the fool I am to have wished it upon the world.
scottsinflavortown
Xtra kwispy
IDGAFAA
I hope he ok
ddriscoll3
Is that a goose? Why didn’t anyone try CPR? Someone should have at least moved it off the road. It might have been alive, just in shock.
pballjay
It's nice when the roadkill is pre-cooked.
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Djmachale1
So the taste could be shocking?
spontaneous9
Unless the lower digestive tract is ruptured (could easily have exploded inside the body cavity). If so, most of the meat would be ruined.
ButtchugSomeGatorade
Too soon ?
eromitlab
Order up!
HelplessRomantic
free lunch y'all, just pluck dem feathers and it's all good
BeanMugged
That's a terminator pigeon
bdoverflow101
Goose
RayYourChantingSatanIsGoodSatanIsOurPal
Bahaha...thanks! Laughed out loud!
dreamweaver35
I didn't think they took naps after coming through
KingORedLions
Seems more like a terminated pigeon to me.
gamgeegirl3
PopeyeTheSailor
HarryFrumvrk
Big fucking pigeons in the future.
blargbeast
Come with me if you want bread
AnonymousNPC10
DeepInTheForest
Looked like a terminator canadian goose.
LucianKane
Any reason I shouldnt grab it from the middle of the road, throw it in my car, take it home and unroll it's skin like taking off a sock?
StupidIdeaMaschine
That's a terminated pigeon.
TheUneasyBoosh
HURTBOTPEGASUS9
thatwastooclose
matchstickmetropolis
that image is LARGE
elhopaness
But the only thing that has quality is the text, smh.
BonusP0INT
Sleepy night night
halfsquints
flash fried chicken
134baxJumper
In a previous life it had been very very bad.
bwanej24
Did it lay an egg inflight
aReasonableMan
I thought that was its beak
CareAma
God has served you dinner, roasted white meat
LittleIrishTurnip
Is he OK?
GorillaPilot
He was then next Hitler
TherealNotSid
Well, electric attacks are super effective on flying types.
poogie67
That goose is cooked!
isteponmykidstoys
Beat me to it
Xaldyn
All the other birds currently sitting on the power lines:
zigmann
What did it ground on I wonder?
Jaggggggg
two phase fault
aRootinaTootin
Touched two lines and short circuited.
nonCanadianGoose
Was it a Canadian goose? It might have deserved it
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Username checks out
MoreButterForMyHam
You gotta problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
WHISKEYflip936
Rickitybrick
Years ago we didnt have no Canadian geese. Now we got so many were cooking them mid flight. Must be fucking nice.
GuybrushThreepwoodAMightyPirate
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all i know!
nonCanadianGoose
Apparently, god had a problem with this particular goose
Kinokawa
The Canadian goose? Do they taste better marinated?
onlyhalfghost
they can't taste *worse* marinated.
Mou5e
Made me sad.
WithaChainedHorseDick
Pick it up, free meal
Iullyiullyus
SoraHjort
Tried to go through the power lines, created a circuit, became fried.
DeinEggo
Cat that was eyeballing the bird moments before:
SliderOfElay
That wasn't lightning. That was power lines...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Zeus works in mysterious ways.
skittyboy423
PickleMorty
Pretty sure you could still eat that. _/(××)\_
jiten122
Skynet was testing it out before sending one through
pptninja
Hmmm looks like a malfunctioning drone #birdsarentreal
erroniousmaximus
I kind of feel bad for it. In nature they would never have died.
Slimilly260
There's no such thing as immortal geese. Thank God...
erroniousmaximus
True. Though the fool I am to have wished it upon the world.
scottsinflavortown
Xtra kwispy
IDGAFAA
I hope he ok
ddriscoll3
Is that a goose? Why didn’t anyone try CPR? Someone should have at least moved it off the road. It might have been alive, just in shock.
pballjay
It's nice when the roadkill is pre-cooked.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Djmachale1
So the taste could be shocking?
spontaneous9
Unless the lower digestive tract is ruptured (could easily have exploded inside the body cavity). If so, most of the meat would be ruined.
ButtchugSomeGatorade
Too soon ?
eromitlab
Order up!
HelplessRomantic
free lunch y'all, just pluck dem feathers and it's all good
BeanMugged
That's a terminator pigeon
bdoverflow101
Goose
RayYourChantingSatanIsGoodSatanIsOurPal
Bahaha...thanks! Laughed out loud!
dreamweaver35
I didn't think they took naps after coming through
KingORedLions
Seems more like a terminated pigeon to me.
gamgeegirl3
PopeyeTheSailor
HarryFrumvrk
Big fucking pigeons in the future.
blargbeast
Come with me if you want bread
AnonymousNPC10
DeepInTheForest
Looked like a terminator canadian goose.
LucianKane
Any reason I shouldnt grab it from the middle of the road, throw it in my car, take it home and unroll it's skin like taking off a sock?
StupidIdeaMaschine
That's a terminated pigeon.
TheUneasyBoosh