WuzzlesTheUnicorn
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Feb 16, 2018 5:04 PM
WuzzlesTheUnicorn
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annoyingjoe
Bill collectors hate him!
TopTierGarbage
I just want a high res, high quality picture of the cat
MistressPippa
Oh my god I did this and guess what happened to me straight after! Not a single thing. The end.
Lyrian
I just quit my job and started my own business. So, moolah away!
screamingshits
i reposted this and my vulva fell off!! don't fall for it!!
Alkuam2
Khajiit has coin and wears it too.
Vysard
Chain letters. They never go out of style.
PsychoWarBurdz
... And then everyone in the bus started clapping
AllOfTheGoodUsernamesAreTakenSoHereWeGo
MuttleyMutterson
Last thing I see on here, get 400 quid bill from vets an hour later.
12341kk75772
This is money-kitty. Scratch her belly to get rich.
xintrix
tax returns soon :)
YouThinkThatsBad
From the thumbnail I thought this was a trypophobia post.
clark6050
Do we really need to keep reminding each other about tryphobia?
clark6050
Trypophobia*
neogodhobo
I reblogged that cat 2 days ago and my father in law died, making so that my wife received his house and heritage. (1/2)
neogodhobo
I would have glady kept the dad instead. Talk about a deal with the devil... :(
RobBobertyYT
BoltActionGearbox
look at all those anecdotes
MeisPip
I have a meeting over my first call back in over a year tomorrow... Yoooo
thenipplebandit
Quick we need an immunity cat!
reverendbonobo
I didn't upvote or reblog or any of that shit, and I just had a bunch of money deposited into my bank account anyway. Get a job, hippie.
GreenYawgmoth
ChefMIKErowave
Why is there so many pictures surrounding that cat? Is it fucking dead?
SpareWare
I just got a raise... And I didn't upvote it... How is this possible?
twinly92
Crowlands
Survivorship/confirmation fallacy. No-one's going to comment "Oh my god, I reposted this and nothing at all happened!"
zoezoebelle
Don't you question the infallible money cat!
AcidOPhilus
Sure they do. And the response to that would usually be: "god works in mysterious ways"
GeorgeGeef
What's it called when people fail to see obvious jokes and instead feel the need to inform us about how big of a smartypants they are?
cnutmuffin47
Being fun at parties
mousezoey
I want to upvote your comment twice
DoesItReallyMatter89
Being a stick in the mud
RotundYoshi
r/iamverysmart
ssjalhazred
Fun Police.
SnarkySophia
I wanna know the story behind that cat.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Hmmm. Looking into a new position and asking for a big raise. Definitely going to give this a shot.
jinyung2
It's like we've gone full circle back to chain letters
LeftRightThere
The mobile page looks the same
UncageTheSage
Fun fact: You are probably familiar with those cute white cat figurines, waving their raised paw. The word for them in Chinese is 1/
UncageTheSage
招财猫 = Zhāo cái māo = "Lucky Cat" = literally, Beckon Wealth Cat. It's not just a cute wave they're doing, they're telling the money to come!
Jhonny0darko
Probably only works on tumblr
Gallivandy
Reposting isn't as appreciated as reblogging, unfortunately
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
Or if your transbifluid with 12 different colors in your buzzed hair cut and diamond wing tattoo on your through with 12” gauge earrings
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
On your THROAT’. Fuckin damnit.
s0bere
ohMYGOD WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
sleepmask
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
dan144
Only works if you lie*
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
On top of that, think of all the reposts. Laws of probability say that eventually, someone has to repost it and make money.
dan144
I mean I'm sure it happens but even when it does it's just a coincidence.
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
Therefore my mention of the laws of probability and not, I dunno, curses or somesuch.
positiveleroy
i’M CRYING RIHGT NOW
RaynWisp
nothing and noone works on tumblr
B0nerjams03
And then everyone clapped. Yup ,totally true, not fake Tumblr story. All of those written on there are 100% real
CyborgScribe
Just as real as all the stories on imgur. Equal levels of bullshit. Which I'm sure is zero.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Hm... I'm having a talk tomorrow with my boss about my salary. Can't hurt to upvote just once, can it?
Othernate
Damnit, now it's on the front page!
grrrrrrr
Good luck!! And update!!!
CherubCow
Only if upvoting hurts your ego via its confirming that you're mentally retarded.
MacaroniAndDeath
Good luck! Get that money!
D0TPNG
For it to work you gotta it reblog fam
sowillo
Say no more.
StupidEcho
Looks like ya gotta repost for it to be effective
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snarkybat
somewhatwiseguy
somewhatwiseguy
Come on daddy needs some of that cash money
DoubleSecretAgent
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Ironreaper091
You have to update us as to how it went
Yuri909
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s0bere
Doot
PedestrianElectrobastard
Alright, though I forgot today was Friday. Negotiation's on Monday.
ekgirl89
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Yuri909
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PedestrianElectrobastard
Well, I got a symbolic and mostly insignificant raise, which is what I was realistically hoping for. Money cat has failed me.