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Apr 8, 2018 3:46 PM
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sassynpretentious
I need to start mocking cows more often.
JupiterJedi
#3 I think this was reversed
jake123123445
I mean the last one is pretty obvious
Coddie
OMG these are awesome! Not just the facts but the animations are adorable.
ravishmered
Im not doubting the square poop. what Im doubting is the reason for it being square. lots of animal have round poop and it doesn't roll away
wakalakaforever
Oh damn poor cows
BreakfastShots
What does it matter if it rolls away? Are they saving it for later or something?
MissMockingbird
Wooo listening to No Such Thing as a fish right now!
edisonsmemes
Why would elephants need to jump
KnightStriker
that last one is kinda sad
deathbycheese
cubes??? why do they care if it rolls away?
ravingraven
Marking territory is serious business
deathbycheese
never thought about that.
DirtyWhiteShoes
Adding the last one to my list of spicy insults.
dosisfacitvenenum
Poor cow :( I always cuddle my sweet moo moos
mallywanders
My brother in law apparently named the cows he has had things like "steak" and "hamburger"
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flyeaglesfly17
Negative. Source: am a white man
HiddenSanity
Not if they're also an elephant.
JacquesMacrame
Never mind the facts, these gifs are hilarious
Frizoggy
To the right while looking at your dog's ass or his face?
oneoneoneone123
Yes.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Pretty sure it's from the dogs perspective. So... ass.
JupiterJedi
Yes.
Vallanth
Assright
libertyflame1337
Why is it nesseccary to state elephants can't jump. They weigh like, at least 7 pounds.
Trentski
TIL: White men = elephants.
RememberSodoku
Can someone explain who the bear with the yellow scarf is?
CaptainCorgis
I think it’s Rupert Bear https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Bear
mostlyhereforthebears
I think it’s a reference to the Coca-Cola bear thou the scarf should be red.
VulpineEmpress
#1 HOLY WOMBAT SHIT IT'S TRUE http://theconversation.com/why-do-wombats-do-cube-shaped-poo-55975
DadApproved
Heck you looked it up faster than me, I deleted my comment and upvoted yours.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
“Wombat poo is cubic, not b/c the wombat has a square-shaped anus, but b/c it has a very long and slow digestive process” well, there it is.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Also dibbs on “square-shaped anus” for my future rock band’s name.
Treblaine
Don't ignore their warning, they're trained in advanced close wombat techniques.
freedomofnow
That’s some awesome shit right there.
saltemego
It's Minecraft shit
NickRivieraMD
Y'know I've seen this a million times and never questioned til now, why does the wombat need its shit to stay still? Thanks for the answer.
breakingcode
"poo can be clever too" Well, yeah politicians for example.
HeroHadley
That was actually a really fascinating read. Thanks!
acinonyxjubatus
#1 why would it matter if they rolled away?
byrdman32
The second or third top comment has a link to an article about the poop. It's for marking territory btw
icantpulloveranyfarther
That's how they mark where they've been/map out their surroundings to find their way back to their own tribes later. If their poop was
icantpulloveranyfarther
2/2 round, it would roll somewhere else, likely to a rival tribe's home, leading them to the wrong spot and sparking a wombat turf war
DjNeHi
I always have trouble with the dog tail one. Every dog I have ever known just wagged it’s tail in every direction simultaneously.
Wulph421
Wubba lub a dub dub
WaffleNipples
its*
DjNeHi
Talk to Apple not me. It autocorrects to that.
ScaredSpitless
yeah. Sideways squint
Mellinialfalcon
TylerWarranty
Butt wheelies!
Wedriftdeeper
Worms:/
onlydogcanjudgeme
Or the anal glands need to be expressed. Either way, not fun
ScarecrowSticks
shavebutt
Love that
kerms
Dogs wag when happy and just don't wag when sad.
KumaPaws376
eloquince
cuuuute
DoingItWrongSince1980
Of course their tails are in a state of superposition. Do you think a dog is smart enough to collapse the wag function?
Rhix
They won't wag it only to one side like in the gif, they simply wag it a little further away to the left/right according to the 'emotion'
Rhix
or something along those lines
PirateRubberDuck
Is emotion another word for furniture getting in the way?
DerpyPuppy
I'm glad that one was in the list so I knew the rest were probably bullshit too.
rollercroaster
Wombat poo one is real... well, the square shape anyway, don't know if its specifically to keep it in place