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Let's get this bread
Western Bluebird
Pride flag made from shelled creatures
Mexíca turquoise and wood mask, c. 1500
Remember, Lewis was actually married to one of the leading British feminists of his day.
Western Tanager
Hell yes.
Hell yes.
Wizards, in my case
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "Peekaboo! [Existential conure screaming]"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
DolphinSafeTsunami
#41 yuuup
RobBobertyYT
#2 I know it's just a joke but I get so tired of people acting like the outcome of a game really matters more than real life.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#27 AMAZING! 😍 I never knew I needed this Lizzo/mushroom crossover until this very moment
BenjyX55
#32 crafting tables in Minecraft
jamesbondq
#25 You need a car with rich Corinthian leather...
indigenous101
#40 pirates.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
R’amen
Draygen
#24 Cassandra?
wandergirl
I go to a hippy- pastor church.
And I just might write that Susan fanfic. Always pissed me off that she got booted from Narnia for *checks notes* wearing lipstick and liking boys
Pilgrymm
#24 They're describing me with unerring accuracy.
LobotomyPending
#14 I feel like this extends to art in general. Anyone with actually amazing talent is accused of AI and it's super fucking sad
justfillingthespace
Cody, there's always at least one meme in here that makes me truly laugh. Thank you.
CodyBurkett
You're welcome
dap6000
#12 one day, the sadness will end
EvilKam
What's it about?
ParaspriteHugger
#44 for the greater good!
furballsoffury
#27 Laabsta. Double your parasite, double your fun.
trigonman3
#13 Ooh, free Swiss Army Knife!
Wapusk
ParaspriteHugger
#48 bet he's a real son of a Birch about it.
BranDohCalrissian
#6 Im fairly certain the blue-ringed octopus doesn't have a shell
CodyBurkett
It evolved from shelled ancestors
fubizdaddie
So did lots of things, you aren't a shelled creature unless you HAVE A SHELL.
CodyBurkett
It's still taxonomically in the same family.
Dannyalcatraz
#36 😂
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#35 think of the oceanic trade networks and canals that could be built on a Camberian period Earth! It was wasted on the mollusks, the Phoenicians would have loved it
RuthlessRuben
#13 We had a guy like that at my first and last corpo gig. We, aka the other guys, gave him a fair warning, that if he didn't clean his stuff up, we'd stuff everything in a trash bag and just toss that on his desk.
He laughed. We did that. He went crying to HR. HR told him that keeping common spaces clean was in his contract. We didn't have to do it any more. Just as well, because HR told us it was hilarious but also against our contracts. Corpo world sucks.
gobblinal
If corpo won't look after things the the workers will. The thing that assholes never seem to grasp is that there is always a bigger asshole, and they will bring FRIENDS. So don't be an asshole.
ParaspriteHugger
#13 fuck, if we so much as drink water out of a bottle my safety manager posts reminders of the lab rules department wide!
SewNerdy
I'm the borderline prophetic autistic friend and it is infuriating. I keep seeing all the horrors before they come but no one believes me!
fubizdaddie
Same. I was online for the birth of Facebook, and of YouTube. I never joined Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, bluesky, any of it. I grew up with "the internet is not a source" before Wikipedia wasn't a source. Now the AI hallucination Google forces on you is taken as gospel by the same people. What the fuck happened.
brattysubsam
As always, your dumps are immaculate
If I’m ever in Arizona, I’d like to catch a service with you. I haven’t been in a church that has wizards; when I was religious, mine were banking professionals
CodyBurkett
Sounds good to me
CouldntCakeLess
#1 is cake. Would guess citrus even. Now I'm hungry. Thanks.
Bulmero8
Mmmmmmmadeira
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Looks like lemon loaf bread
Axiomatic13
Pound Cake.
gobblinal
Citrus pound cake.
CouldntCakeLess
Beloved and nurturing.
Axiomatic13
100%!
FckleberryFarms
#12 I love her. I have a diorama on my desk.
JayDeeDubs
#23 That may be, but I'll never forgive him for making Narnia a polemic. Jesus already had a fursona, Clive, and it wasn't a goddamn lion!
tavinjer
Eh, he had multiple fursonas. Lion of Judah / Lamb of God. I’m sure there were others — he encouraged his followers to be both serpents and doves.
Darkwell
And I'll never forgive him for hyping Turkish delight. Goddamn what a disappointment.
theycallmedoctornooche
While it's not my favorite either, it is critical to keep in mind Edmund's WWII-era sugar-rationed perspective
knotwingknot
It's very possible you genuinely don't like it, but it's also VERY common to find bad Turkish delight in the wild. Partially because freshness matters a lot with jelly products, and it's generally imported.
It comes in a LOT of forms, and the varieties that are less soft handle import better. So heavier on nuts, dried fruits, and leaning into a chew. I.e Gullouglu on Amazon
For soft stick to a confectioner, or grab an american variant like applets and cotlets (PNW REPRESENTTTT)
procellousirises
I despise the more traditional Turkish delight I’ve had because I can’t stand the taste of rose water. But goddamn are applets and cotlets good.
xypotion
Fuuuuck, Aplets & Cotlets are so good.
ParaspriteHugger
#35 US has a whole continent to railroad network and the map looks like it got Botoxed. Don't ask for the main course when you barely nibbled the starters!
EroticZombiePants
Our system was designed using tracks designed for the transportation of heavy goods. As such, we have a ton of curves and elevation changes within them that would straight up derail any attempt to get high speed on. This is why high speed rail needs its own line.
DrSparken
High speed also needs to be operationally its own line for timetables and capacity. No successful high speed system has simply reused existing track.
FckleberryFarms
#14 I wrote a letter of recommendation for someone yesterday. I felt that I needed to explicitly say I did not use AI to write any part of it - especially because I love the dash and the ; and use both often.
Silvermane
I have noticed that ChatGPT tends to use the dash in a very particular way. It uses the long version of it too, not the normal one you use on the keyboard next to the equal sign. You wouldn't normally use that unless you're opening up Character Map or memorize its alt code.
trigonman3
On a Mac, en-dash is option-dash, and em-dash is shift-option-dash. On mobile, just hold down dash for more options. I use them occasionally — when warranted.
DrSparken
Most word processors automatically convert double dash to em dash. LaTeX also has it on a simple macro. Plenty of people use it trivially without either hand leaving the keyboard.
DanielZahn
How do we know this comment wasn't AI?
FckleberryFarms
That depends. Who is "we".
fubizdaddie
Nice deflection, nobody will notice you're the AI now..!
FckleberryFarms
something something like tears in the rain
trigonman3
See, this right here proves you're not AI, because an AI would get the quote right.
noone1415
#14 @BottomShelfVodka re your recent tribulations with Reddit's mods...
BottomShelfVodka
r/AItah
tavinjer
Avatar le thast air hender
BottomShelfVodka
Lol no. AI tah (that's a capital I not a lowercase l)
tavinjer
Fiiiiiiine