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HydrochloricKitten
Why is "annoying as fuck" considered 'shallow'?
IggyAzaleaIsMySpiritAnimal
deja no
KlokateerGoAt
I broke up with a girl who broke into tears because the bar we frequented gave her steak fries instead of regular fries.
WaitingForDickButt
A friend of mine dumped a girl because she thought the Fantastic Four was a movie before it was a comic.
MissAsphiWantsCupcakes
That last reason
DeadlyTacoGoblins
idk...that coffee and sugar clumps one would literally drive me crazy
RapAnd
Holy repost batman.. And its not even been a week...
supinebovine
Not... all of these are ridiculous. Shallow - maybe, but not ridiculous.
eltocino
Everyone of these, totally legit.
SpartaWolf117
I wouldn't call the moon landing one shallow...
jimmydonkley
So many Seinfeld episodes could be made from this.
AZDan2012
Wait, didn't realize these are different reason for different people. I thought this bitch had some serious issues.
ohHelloAgain
How do you have sex without taking off your underwear?
Gastly
Pull it to the side.
FrolickingFish
I broke up with a girl for posting something that had previously been posted on this site. AKA a "Repost"
quad4quad
Some of these don't seem that shallow to me. At least 3 of them are solid reasons to not be together.
ihavetwosnakes
The moon landing one would be a dealbreaker with me.
FinallySafeFromShiaLaBeouf
I just read the mole for my friend.. who has a mole on her eyelid. Fml.
NakorZ
If you're shallow enough to breakup with someone for reasons like this, it's a fair bet you're doing the other person a favor.
AnExpertInThisField
*smeck smeck smeck schlurp nom nun nom shmeck* Shorry whu wuz thut? *shchmeck nom num schmeck*
NakorZ
Well, granted, some of them are much worse than others.
Prozac101
Super late, oh well, MUSTARD FINGER LICKING GIRL.