WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
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Contains various battered "deep fried" delights such as battered pizza, fish, onion rings, chicken nuggets, beef burgers, smoke sausages and king rib, served with chips of course.
Most viral edit: holy crap Imgur, thanks so much, I live in Edinburgh and though I wouldn't eat this by myself I have in fact tasted everything in a crunchy/munchie box and it's all amazing. Irn bru is the #1 drink in Scotland so if you get the chance to try some it's amazing.
GhostofRoland
SCOTTISH!!!!
TeaMama
As long as it's hot it's fair game. Once all that battered shit gets cold it goes down hill real quick.
Yupurineutah
Have you ever tried cold Popeye's chicken? Yuck.
Dorzim
As an American, why is this newsworthy? Looks like an appetizer you'd get before dinner,
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Better known as the ‘Munchy Box’, or ‘please phone for Ambulance’.
Thesaya
I think the deal is that it is a deep fried munchie box.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Ahh yeah - would make sense!
ThomasTheWankEnglne
that poor cardboard...
zrevenge
Its trying its very best..
mrnobody93
I'll rescue it
q2grapple
Irn Bru! Made from real girders!
Stronghold07
I can hear the accent
Jaron58
emes2017
IRN BRU!!!
scuba7jb
This is the opposite of a problem.
reineseele
now press it in a can and sell it as emergency rations for soldier for 300% the price.
lungbudda
It's a solution!
Notareptilian
To the human problem
Kbantar
When I had a hyperthyroid, I ate 5k Calories a day average. So I could've polished that off without indigestion even.
Kbantar
Sounds nice, but it was horrible. Hunger beyond imagining no matter how much I shoved in. I ate things I hate just to feed the demon.
extrasad
That's how I feel every day
YerDasDenimTrackie
Looks lit a dynamite scran
theWholeTiddy
BRITAIN'S MOST UNHEALTHY TAKE AWAY! 7,000 calories... *Laughs in American*
Raketrik
Is it just me or does none of that look like it was fried long enough?
Corrodias
I'm going to guess it's bad lighting (cheap flourescent or LED lights with very little red color) and no adjustment by the photographer.
Corrodias
That's an educated guess, not a random one, based on the relative lack of redness *anywhere* in the picture and the very blueish whites.
Corrodias
If you get LED lights for your home, do yourself a favor and get "high CRI" ones that have a decent amount of red in them.
daftthoughts
I like deep fried food but seeing this nauseated me. I think this is why, it looks undercooked.
T0go
tbh this does sound pretty gross and look gross
escalinci
I thought we liked lightly fried fish fillets
onlyhalfghost
The fillets in question were lightly **pan**-fried; a light deep frying is just soggy
DaphnePethig
No deep fried Mars bar?
PurifiedByLakeMinnetonka
“Amateurs” - Americans
Isselis
Close to 7k calories? Gonna need to super size that bruh
aurthadi
Damn i miss deep fried pizza. I need to go back home to Edinburgh.
friendsofsandwiches
Irn Bru?
frenofafren
Aye laddie.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
It's fizzy, its ginger, its phenomenal!
friendsofsandwiches
And urnge
Hutchy01
I mean I'd have one but I don't like onion rings.
nutjob2
My only question is: how much?
opolong
£15.49 from my local chippy. Doesnt come with the fish though.
nutjob2
But the fish is the best bit!
93API
This is more Murican than anything in Murica.
shizzlingmanizzling
No mars bar??
flamingflamingo
It gives me heartburn just looking at it.
RawfishFood
Who batters and deep frys pizza?
ImGooder
100% battering a pizza at work tommarow. Once I Google how to.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
Scotland and Italy for starters: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza
dafunkhole
I have never tasted a deep fried pizza. But I believe the answer to your question is : Gods amongst men.
NachoPete
Now I'm thinking that deep frying calzones would be a great idea.
Legrooveth
Welcome to Glasgow
SFuhr
Of Course it's Iron Bru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOc5MasCPU
ctotheg2
To all the posters praising this food: Scotland has Western Europe’s lowest life expectancy with poor diet cited as a major cause.
frenofafren
it's shite being Scottish. https://youtu.be/29-LRuuqFT0
HighLordRegentofChaos
Yes, I would enjoy that heart attack.
yixxii
What's that drink?
TehSeksyManz
Diet orange soda
KrillinLikeAVillan
https://youtu.be/4yZOab5gl-4
DickMundee
It might be my favourite ad of all time.
RichardC1982
https://youtu.be/0pFodgI3tnA
dafunkhole
wow
Gonz15
It’s like an orange cream pop that will stain the living hell out of fabric
yixxii
Oh my, keep away from the kiddos
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Carbonated rust
Deadpoolio7
You cannae call her fanny
amyyycs
Even though I used to be a mannnnnnnn
eBeggary
Scottish blood
yixxii
From what I've heard sounds about right!
pinhero
IRN (pronounced Iron) BRU (Brew). Due to sugar laws, the recipe changed; shit is going for £00’s on eBay.
yixxii
Oh that's an interesting tidbit!
kt1982mt
I still have an original recipe can in my fridge!!
amyyycs
The best hangover cure ever
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
Only the most amazing drink evar
yixxii
So ive heard!
einthedog2
IRN BRU, it tastes like liquid bubblegum (its actually ok) Scotland is one of the few countries where the no 1 soft drink is not coke
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Irn bru tastes like bubble gum soda
amyyycs
No it doesn't though
themexicanwave
Our other national drink
yixxii
Other :o
HappyClamsters
I’ve had one!
yixxii
Delicious? Or not worth it?
poets
Liquidised girders
BallisticFreckle
YES
xmaneds
what did they use, to melt those Steel Beams ? ....
TygrF
Definitely not jet fuel! No way! Can't do that!
Nalianna
Irn Bru. If you like that... WKD (Irn Bru with vodka) - https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_914439/wkd-original-vodka-iron-brew-275ml
yixxii
Sounds like a dangerous mix!
Nalianna
It's decent. Not amazing, the manufacturer doesn't make them strong enough. Better off adding vodka to Irnbru yourself.
yixxii
Vodka is the best choice to mix with it?
Botticelliii
Brawndo. Its got electrolytes.
ishanbasu23
I think it’s Scottish could be wrong I had it in the uk it was like a sweeter strawberry Fanta
MyBigMouth
The drink of gods
warp10
Irn Bru, the most popular soda in Scotland. I've heard people who are new to it say it tastes like either bubblegum or weird cream soda
yixxii
Weird cream soda huh, worth a try
ThomasTheWankEnglne
that poor cardboard...
hezroncarverofgravenimages
Battered pizza.....intriguing.
PunkySpunky
Here is a link to video of one https://youtu.be/3dYGHI4BubM
ATerribleArtist
Quit being intrigued and go save that pizza from getting hurt anymore
AzurenDerp
I've had it. It's phenomenal.
zimirken
At my fav Chinese buffet they take the leftover sushi rolls and batter and fry them. Super good
ProfHumble
Look up french toast pizza my friend
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Insert dog gif of "happy birthday to the ground"
exdomineus1337
it's really not intriguing. take it from me you will want to die afterward
hezroncarverofgravenimages
MonoChango
Does this come with a news letter because I would be interested in a subscription...
Spunkdust
Might I recommend "does it fry by dazza" on youtube/Facebook. A culinary journey to deep fry everything
Legrooveth
In Edinburgh they'll deep fry a pizza without battering it first, it's definitely the worse choice. Just twice cooked and greasy
warp10
If you ever come to Scotland DO NOT let them sell you one that's not freshly made. It'll taste like sadness
Genini
You had me at battered pizza.
bananaforscaleandscifi
Pizza crunch. It is incredible. Usually just half a pizza though. You never go full pizza crunch.
clonetheory
Lightweight.
pooberries
Shitebag
T0go
the amazing thing about this comment is that I have no idea if this person disapprovis eating fried pizza or disapprovies not finishing one
Ronniethunderpeen
Shitebag means coward.
mainzy123360
is a bag of shite for not embracing the full pizza serving
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Scotland is a deep - fried, lawless land
Spunkdust
And proud!
SpikeWolfwood
I'm an American and I was put to shame by the delights I found when I visited Scotland.
Spunkdust
We don't have guns or koalas or killer spiders. We do what we can
flamingcushion
It's called a pizza crunch and it's a pizza folded in half, battered and then deep-fried. Tastes amazing
LooseyGooseyBrett
How to turn 200 calories into 2000
BatmanInaKilt
Pretty sure it's just a cheap pizza dipped in batter then deep fried. I speak of experience you then cover it in salt and vinegar
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
My local chippy doesn't fold them it just batters the whole thing, so you get the full effect
stuckinaoffice
I’ve never had it folded it’s always a half pizza crunch just a pizza cut in half or a full pizza crunch. Never ever seen it folded!
CityYeti
Can I get ranch dipping for htat?
adzc1987
No that's a calzone
hairyfishsticks
Seriously? A whole fn pizza folded and deep fried.
themexicanwave
It’s usually a really cheap pizza too. I’ve not had one in years but they do actually taste good. Especially drenched in salt & vinegar.
ChromeAtom
Why not deep fry a calzone
Syk0tik0ne
I used to make them at work for the guys working on the line. However, I never thought to batter them first.
Jehrs4brehers
My local chippy does...
Mechwarrior719
Because we aren’t savages.
SarmackiPies
But there is more. Scots also batter and deep-fry chocolate bars. Sounds weird, tastes great.
WitcherOfTheFoxSchool
Americans do that too. Mostly at county fairs.
crystalbath
Agree with it tasting awesome but it does shave at least 30 years off your life expectancy.....worth it tho
exdomineus1337
never had a mars bar deep fried. make it my next thing in Scotland in a few months
crystalbath
It is well worth it but make sure you also have a drink near to hand
exdomineus1337
that was my problem. That and I had a chippie dinner with it. If anything pizza puffs are better