Walking into the bar at 30

Apr 21, 2016 6:02 AM

suck1t0p

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Walking into the bar at 30

Getting too old for this...

They can buy it, they just cant drink it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that looks more like a bar mitzvah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shirley temples ftw

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So good! I drank those when I was pregnant.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Milky Bars are on me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo I work here, not the hot bartender tho

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 kiddie cocktails please.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sooo, whats actually happening here

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the bar at IHOP?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those preschool fieldtrips have really changed since my day

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Virgin shirley temples for everyone!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those kids must have really good fakes...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When's your birthday?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIIIIIIGGS!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm too old for this shit!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be they guy to tell other guys to fuck off and not hit on the bartender. It might actually get you laid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going on 26, and I don't miss the bar scene. Buying alcohol and inviting friends over or going to a friends place is waaaaay better.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is this the new Local H video?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, round of chocolate milk on me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they all having virgin Cuba Libres?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna get so chocolate wasted!!!

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

I used to feel like so cool when I was little ordering a Shirley Temple.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Btw the adult version is called a dirty shirley. I just looked it up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bartender looks beautiful. I wish we could have a better look at her.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Just ask me the bar and I'll tell you where it is

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmh, i guess it is on another continent, so it won't matter much. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NYC

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As expected, that's about 6000 km from Paris... Or 3700 miles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paddys' Pub in Philly, right?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, this is my reaction at 25. I avoid those bars.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is me at 23 lol. That's why you get shitfaced *before* you go out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Got any games on your phone?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess they don't ID..

10 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 2

True. Can't sit at a bar at that young of an age

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

You are just getting old to. Those are all 21+ years old, you just reach a point where 20 somethings look like children.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You and me both.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bar woman is hot though

10 years ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 18

I would let her keep my bar. If you know what I mean? I own a bar, and I would let her be the barkeeper for it.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I avoid hot bartenders. Usually because every other guy there is trying to fuck her, so I never get a drink.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Don't think there's competition at this bar

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I believe that's how they like to be addressed too. "Bar woman! Another stein of mead!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks kinda like Halle Berry

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Very hot

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Literally on fire.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You ain't lyin.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10/10 would order jack daniels on lonely life please help me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since I was there, just ask me the bar and I'll tell you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably married or she's a lesbian, so I automatically strike out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 29

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Just stating the truth. I have no luck with women. They're married, lesbian, or they want to kick my teeth in cause I'm "the patriarchy."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*neckbeards violently*

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You need to find a better bar.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Oh, are we being bar snobs today instead of the usual beer snobs?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

A higher bar too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The little kids that can't exist for 10 seconds without something visually sedating them, gotta love that shit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Says the guy on imgur, who probably takes his phone with him to poop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm taking a shit not sitting at a table with people i can be socializing with. Try again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1