Your wife´s not home.

Sep 16, 2013 10:08 AM

Depends on what you mean by "cleaning".

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

+1 for American Horror Story. Can't wait for season 3!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her name is Alexandra Breckenridge for those wondering.

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

And this is my favourite RHM post so far

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She doesn't seem to be doing much cleaning...

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Depends on what you mean by "cleaning".

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should have ended it with what she really looks like in the show.

13 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

My favorite part of AHS S1.... oh MY god....

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

I neef a potato!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Alex Breckenridge guys, to save you searching.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too bad the actual series turned to shit after a few seasons

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is unreasonably hot. Not technically NSFW, but my lord do I wish it was.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

American Whore Story

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*unzips violently*

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

WHO IS THIS AND WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

American horro story.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

horror*

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AMS ftw.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She left and the place is still a mess, bitch

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Jimmy's mamma

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit, boner, NOT NOW!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I know what you mean, Im at work..

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

haha :)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oops: http://imgur.com/E0IhX4w

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Coworker just informed me that fapping isn't allowed at work. Excuse me, but shouldn't a cubicle be PRIVATE?!!? Thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

For some reason I thought CatgirlsandKneesocksT1000 posted this.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

and i checked it.. and i was really REALLY disappointed

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American horror story for those of you wondering, available on Netflix.

13 years ago | Likes 370 Dislikes 1

Not in the UK =(

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was half expecting her to turn into the old maid in the last picture.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THOSE GIFS ARE VERY MISLEADING. THE SHOW ISN'T ABOUT THAT AT ALL. I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED FROM THE NAME, THO.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

This cracked me up so hard

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

warning: deeply disturbing yet extremely addicting.

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Available for free on solarmovie.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Based on your username I'm inclined to believe this is you... solarmovie is probably a trap. I see through your lies!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I sit on solarmovie every day because its free just like with free-tv-video-online.me no need to pay for stuff we can get for free ;D

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A likey story... ;)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ffs *likely

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it any good? I've debated watching it a few times but haven't yet.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with all that was said here, it's strange and amazing. I would definitely recommend watching it!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So good.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its good, but damn creepy! Season one was scarier than season two, at least in my opinion.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I honestly don't know what's happening in season 2.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice, thanks for the heads up.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't find season two as interesting, and didn't make it more than 3 or so episodes in.... Debating going back and trying again?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets much better after a few episodes.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this NSFW, because I'm at school and I felt the dirty looks on my back as I was scrolling.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

just keep scrolling, it'll all be okay

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Satan!!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bad news - I think it's not porn. Good news - my imagination is strong enough to make it porn.

13 years ago | Likes 626 Dislikes 3

May the fap be with you.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I refuse to upvote your comment just because you already have 420. But here is an imaginary +1

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting to keep track

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of what?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is indeed not porn. This is all from American Horror Story. My friends and I watched it together, and we had a good laugh all throughout.

13 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

*adds to to-watch list*

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Make sure you don't want to sleep after watching

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait and see the other side of this girl.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's a really old lady in reality of the show

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesn't matter. Had a fap.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the attitude!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A blender can be porn with the right amount of imagination... or perhaps I'm just perverted.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Directions clear, got dick stuck in blender.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

STUCK in blender? World's Strongest Erection.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Both.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*bows humbly "Thank you!"

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For those who are at work

13 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 3

It tastes raw potato?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer to use a raw potato.

13 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

i understand that reference. Oldie but goodie.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That counts as old?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In internet years.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently a few months is old nowadays.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

where is this from, for reasons yet to be decided....

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

American Horror Story

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

American Horror Story. Watch it, then try fapping again.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thanks for helping with the reasons! I'll er, scratch that then shall I?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, Id still do her in her other form......

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whatever gets you through the desert my friend, I won't tell either.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...And then you discover that this sexy girl it's a 90 years old dead woman

13 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 2

Even better.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who's saying that's a bad thing?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I seem to recall it only being a 20 years dead woman. I think they flashed 1989 before her death.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well if she looks like that and feels like that. Hey, who's worrying about details lol

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That is what I said! Then my roomates niece looked at me like I was odd... Oh well.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, what you're saying is, she's experienced.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

is it weird that that isnt a dealbreaker for me....?

13 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Well, if you watched this show, and saw what i saw... Then yeah, it's weird.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

luckly i just have the jifs!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I hadn't wondered what "creamy" peanut butter means in this context.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0