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Feb 14, 2013 3:46 AM
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adamical
I was expecting: 'Clean up these fucking petals'.
ubermatik
Aw jeez, I have no money... *wink wink*, *step on toe step on toe*, *touch my winky touch my winky*
glennzomatron
to be honest i was expecting Dickbut
chicharronesconsalsa
I am not going to lie I was expecting someone naked.
DestinyCrager58
At some point I was like "Oooh, pepperoni!" And then it hit me.
neighbabe
messed with my head going upstairs while scrolling down
ITakePrideInClearPee
gosh I'm fat. I kept thinking about pepperoni as I followed the trail.
onesoursong
I'm not the only one who thought they were all pepperoni!
Tilor
You'll need the money to pay for all those rose petals.
Rothbart
I read " BEND OVER"
ChocolateEevee
At some point I was like "Oooh, pepperoni!" And then it hit me.
thisisnottheguystaringatyou
Artefact
10/10 was expecting unflushed poop
itsliz
I was hoping it was a poop in the toilet. Close enough.
zinastick
So many innocent roses died for this...
lokojewfro
I'm glad there were 5 pictures of the petals on the floor, otherwise I would have no idea what is going on here.
quaggie
I thought it would be funny if they led to a vacuum cleaner.
jchawks08
Dang, was hoping for surprise roomate sex.
sereri
I have seen this before in ... uh ... a documentary
SpoilFlunk
How about i pay you in kindness?! Be well worth it
roastedpete
My girlfriend did this for me once; I took my pants off, followed the trail -- there was a naked man waiting for me.
stardy
i dunno why, but i was expecting it to lead to poop
qerb
the suspense!
terasi
I was expecting REDRUM.
frypiggy
I was expecting cleaner carpet.
HapiJus
http://imgur.com/x5xjk
DagothWit
Buffy ruined my expectations for stuff like this. Poor Jenny Calender.
DMGuy
THAT WAS MY EXACT GODDAMN REACTION!
takingthehobbitstoisengard
That was the most distressing scene ever... Giles's smile when he reads the card and picks up the rose... so painful.
Saxit
I would rearrange them to say "Bend Over"
smallstone
Or "Prepare your anus"
kungfupanda
"Oh I am sorry. Is there any other way I can pay you back ;) "
pumpernicklelel
"I guess I'll have to pay you.....in gum"
IAmCabbageLord
Nobody ever pays me in gum
pumpernicklelel
5 MONTHS AGO!
chaoskid42
bow chicka bow wow
nadrojj
I ordered a sausage pizza, but I have no money!
ermagerditsreyerngerslen
Then why the fuck did you order pizza *leaves*
TheBluchippa
Ooh! piece of candy. Ooh! piece of candy
MyChemicalCatastrophe
That's what I was thinking!
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Ok this better have worked because if that's me in there again I'm gonna be pissed
PurpleJesus
College tip: I don't care how much you think you love your SO, do not room with them. Ever.
FLOWERPOWER1234
Why!?
saddamonmytube
Well gee, we BOTH need a place to live, why don't we.... Worst mistake ever.
neverassumenormality
My bf and I moved in after 1 year of dating, and have been living together for 2 years, going on 3. It depends on the couple really...
vegweg
(1/2) My partner of 2 1/2 years and I live together. We also basically moved in together when we both still lived on campus before signing a
vegweg
(2/2) lease so we knew it would work. We had a roommate last year and that was a challenge but now it's just us and our cat.
shortkitty
Completely depends on the couple. I've lived with my bf the past 2 summers for 4 months each and we were totally fine. We loved it!
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shortkitty
I just moved into his apartment for the summer and gave him rent money, so it was a little different. But I get what you mean.
Kaislikethewind
My boyfriend/now fiance was a better roommate than anyone else I've ever lived with. Sorry your experience sucked.
MyNameIsJeanValjean
They said it cause if you break up you're fucked. If you stay together it's wonderful.
Rogahar
Same here! We'd been together a year and spent a lot of long weeks together already though, so we knew we liked living together :)
takingthehobbitstoisengard
Same here. I'd not recommend it for most people, but it worked for us.
AlexisHand
buuuuut eventually you guys have to move in together, no?
Sylkyr
i agree 100% i share a house with my ex. my new gf isn't loving it.
EverytimeYouFailToUpVoteMeATurtleGetsAIDS
Wow... I... Thi... Damn, Brother.
IveBeenOnHereForHours
whooaaa. that new GF is a keeper if she can stand that.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Condolences, comrade.
blaaarb
Did you buy the house together? Why doesn't one of you move out? I feel like I'm missing something,, :/
filmkid21
It's probably a rented apartment, not a bought house, meaning they signed a lease that neither can really ditch till it's up
Sylkyr
its a uni house. contract lasts until june and i can't get out of it :/
blaaarb
sounds bad :/ thanks for explaining though, I don't think renting something works quite the same in Austria as in Amerika ^^
Sylkyr
Ireland :D but yes the situation is dire. expect a happy as fuck gif come june!
PurpleJesus
A moment of silence for my fallen brother.
MisterPants
And just how exactly will you be collecting said rent?
codfather
Giggity
genericaccount12345
fringe benefits ?
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Sex
Jadinko
Both are guys...Awkward..
WhyNotHeisenberg
Only if they're straight guys...
BigFag
That's pretty hot
lukemwp
Good grounds for a porno
jmeyers1983
Are you trying to tell me you've never seen "Mikes Apartment?"
bronsondavid
Something something "take off your pants, mister"
MindRape
+1 made me laugh in an evil manner
PinkDalek
Not too surprising from someone named MindRape.
Freestuyl
With fire and blood.
feyrband
Dracarys!
badmojoe
The landlord got really mad when I tried using both to barter.
no0p
i will take any and all room-mates who will pay me in sex. female applicants only. must be within 5 years of my age... :D
theJadePhoenix
for some reason i read this as you only accepting 5 year olds... >.>
no0p
nooooooooo
cookiediver
This post is now 5y old. Does it count?
Freestuyl
Fire and blood don't mix well with sex.
no0p
no... no i dont think they do...