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Axlhgl
Check it in vid http://viewrz.com/event/526/23534
doubleD77
Anyone else see this in Bowling for Columbine?
powertoolsandabeer
First, funny! Second... Well, tell that to the folks that make their own. Yeah, not expensive.
SallyZou
iplayedprinceinbasketballandlost
you better hope i don't get those on lay away
jshootsky
Great idea if it weren't possible for anybody to make bullets in their garage.
Yuri909
As a gun nut... rising ammo prices coupled with industry fear tactics over Obama will drive the prices beyond $5000.
joshFosh2020
The fuck you think were-wolfs told everybody only SILVER bullets could kill em.
tommymac88
or just let me own the same type of guns the criminals are going to illigally buy no matter what the law says.
BigWig512
"He musta done something wrong. Motherfuckas put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!"
moro11
+100000 anything Chris fucking Rock!!!
TurtleCat
Loved him as a zebra...love him EVEN MORE as a human! :D
halshing
A lot of people would be worth more dead than alive
Vruke
Then Only Black Lives Matter would riot about the price of bullets
Freestuyl
This seems like a good idea until you consider that some people make up to $5,000 dollars while taking a dump.
FireIsTheCleanser
So? They ain't starting fights in your neighborhood. No need to worry about them using 1 million+ dollars on a hunting trip.
MajorGigglesAndTheJusticePals
Make all bullets out of silver. More expensive and easy to fend off a werewolf invasion.
SovereignSparx
Actually, silver is too hard and light to shoot properly.
Fishsicle
As a werewolf I take issue with this.
rajalcool
False. If bullets cost this much gangsters would get them much cheaper on the black market, just like their guns.
Everythingisracist
It would take me so Damn long to blow someone's brains out. I'd most likely forget why I bought the bullet in the first place.
ThorSonOfOdin
Or use a crowbar.
HazMatt
By then, you will have forgiven the guy/girl and will have $5000 saved up.
Everythingisracist
Forgiven and forgotten are two different things amigo/a
ottowrote8
Less gun control: better.
whataperfectlybeautifullittlelady
BRING BACK ARCHERY
bongfucker666
it is back and you are prone saying that because you saw hunger game s
AJCanuck
"I'm gonna get me a second job, save up some money...and you a Dead Man!"
Wuz314159
... gonna put some bullets on Lay-Away...
Twenben
Yes because the next best thing after giving everyone murder weapons is giving them only to the rich.
FireIsTheCleanser
Not a whole lot rich mass shooters out there. I'm not saying there are none, but the ones who are? You hardly hear about them.
SuperheroWithNoSpecialAbilities
You mean goverment? Of course in america bullet factories would be private. Imagine that army.
Beefkins
Putting the government in charge of setting the price of privately-made goods. What could possibly go wrong?
methistopholes
*sigh* I was gonna go to bed, but now I have to upvote a bunch of your comments.
hamito13
This is not a good idea at all, gun control or bullet control would only increase demand on the black market.
TruFox
whoa, it's almost as if this were all for comedic value and nothing more!
hamito13
This was more of a general reply to all the comments that took it seriously, I understood that it was for comedic value.
WhiskeyBottle
If a tax was imposed along this idea, casting black market bullets and reloading brass would be a profitable illicit trade.
Ialwayshearpunchmeinthefacewhenyouretalkingbutitsusuallysubtext
I ACTUALLY KNEW THIS ONE FROM AN OUTSIDE SOURCE. Not to be hipster or anything. trying to convince myself i don't live on imgur.
BlueFalc0n
Let's assume that no one can reload on their own or even cast their own bullets.
LegendaryKatman
Because Fuck the second amendment, and Fuck the citizenry's right to defend themselves from tyrannical government.
LittleAlex90
Tell me, sir or madame, how one's arms will help them from a tyranny? In what way are you protected from them by being armed?
LegendaryKatman
That's the public school system at work right there... There was this thing called the revolutionary war, they used to teach about it.
IForgotMyDamnPassword
To be fair, the context was IMMENSELY different. Now, government tyranny is mostly political and economical, guns can't do shit :(
ImFromTheUnitedStatesOfSuckMy
Do you even know the context of the 2nd Amendment? No, of course not. It was only meant to protect the rights of MILITIAS to keep guns
ThorSonOfOdin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YY5Rj4cQ50
LegendaryKatman
Do you know the difference between the military and a militia? Of course not. Militias are made up of every able bodied male age 17-45
LegendaryKatman
Way to make assumptions. We have the right to keep arms BECAUSE a well regulated militia is necessary. Not purely for use of militias.
Funks132
Thank you for being educated.
chihblnd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Switzerland#Gun_crime
chihblnd
being armed is much more mutually exclusive with being oppressed than being unarmed is
SuperheroWithNoSpecialAbilities
That's one fucking important point you made right here!. That's why I need the AK in my trunk. And explosives. High five, bro!
loremipsum
Fully automatic weapons are illegal in the US iirc. Your point is moot.
serbiastronk
You do not recall correctly.
loremipsum
Just checked. They're not illegal, but they are highly regulated. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_the_United_States#Gun_laws
MySecondAccount
Suddenly: people get stabbed
Shanesgp
Stabbing I can handle, bullets go alot faster.
TobyNSaunders
But, the murder rate would go down. He was joking about the price, but gun control is too liberal (Conservative) in the US.
shmeen13
The number of violent altercations would stay the same, but number of FATAL encounters would go down.
batarnak
Yeah, but doesn't it take more nerve to go up to someone to stab them than shooting them from 20 feet away?
tiramigiu
no, stab them in the back. Simples.
SantanicoPandemonium
I always said this- it shows REAL commitment to the decision to murder. I vote YES.
Razel
That's why I'm not telling you about my crossbow plan.
cataclysm
Damn, son, fucking beautiful.
soloruler
I actually own a functioning handheld crossbow. Ironically, I can't find any bolts for it thought...
retrohellix
Shut up Green Arrow.
AgentDucky42
That... that explains so much. https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/crossbows.png
MetaphoricalFox
Suddenly, East London.
FireIsTheCleanser
Don't really hear about stabouts, or mass stabbings. I mean it sounds cool, but you don't really hear about it.
Freestuyl
Knives make less sound than guns. It's not as psychologically impressive.
morgrimmoon
It's also easier to either run or dogpile someone with a knife.
Bringmorehockeytoimgur
Your logic.... its flawless
483790
most people are out of shape, at least where i live anyway. Damn it America
ballisticburrito
Pistol crossbows, pistol crossbows everywhere.
ThatGuyInTheHeadset
Waterboarding THEN stabs.
Djentisreal
Drive bys with sticks and stones.
yayaboy
Read the whole thing in his voice
Grungehead
How could you not! thats the best Dr Dre quote i ever seen.
gattino
I have no idea what his voice sounds like, but I'm willing to bet my imagination did a pretty accurate job.
DrClaraOswinOswald
His voice is so distinctive that I would guess you did not. For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuX-nFmL0II
ThomasOrion
yep, haha
ChuffRambunctious
i don't know if your'e telling us what you did or what to do.
DarylHeisenBauer
Probably both, haha.
CarrieCork
Yes! I'm not the only one...
Conorphelanphoto
FAAV THANSAND DALLAS. Every time
sculver
I fucking did. Lol
XxOakRaider03xX
Already done :DD
fuckwits
damn it >_>
NumNumKitty
I dont know his voice, but I read it in a random African American's voice...
pigeonsintheattic
his voice is no random African American`s !!
NumNumKitty
EDIT: Ohh I've heard his voice before >.< (just Youtubed)
pukapuka
I think it's impossible not to.
educateddonkey
Especially after having seen the HBO special.