SpicyNoobles
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Jan 14, 2021 5:27 AM
SpicyNoobles
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SmokeRock
@razor10000
Thedirtiestsanchez102
Toothy water pupper
Chaossauce
Hi stranger. It's been a while. :)
321boom
he's evolving
SS2000Ali
How does he swim?
CustomMeatSauce
I've seen Bob!!
v4iyf7y4pf1337
$5 says Florida man tries to stick it in there on his way to a MAGAt rally.
GreatHair
He was obviously made at a Pixar lab, he'll be okay.
FNH8U2
He knows you're looking.
H4cksx0r
Be like bob
Drunk3nm0nkey
rijstewafels
Watch out for Florida man
AduainCaptor
Might look like cheeks but those aren't actually gluteus maximus muscles. A lot of it is M. caudofemoralis and M. longissimus
dinosaurakadinosaur
What about he thiccicus?
betamaxforever
Is that a fuckin pun!?
fishintennessee
MyNameIsDees
First animal to be snapping AND clapping
PopCornPlayer81
JaromirAzarov
This one's actually true... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L9mket3i2M
Karsa0rlong
K'Chain Nah'ruk
LespritDeLescalier22
Now that’s a gator I can get behind
britishdownunder
Dunno about gators but this happens with crocs too. Went to a croc farm in QLD and they had a few with no tails. They said it's common
titaniumsnail
How do they swim without it?
britishdownunder
I mean it was a farm so they weren't competing for food or anything. But watching them they just sort of paddle
UstaUstaAlbercik
Lacoste hatchback, nice!
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
alwaysupvotefuturama
The cheekodile, or maybe an assigator
ralphie84
Crispy4Skin
Damn, i wanted to post this. Have your +1
ralphie84
Post the reverse image in response
daveroyal9
Donkodile
anotherrepost
Stupid question: can Bob swim?
TheGreatLemonWheel
Them's the unclappable cheeks of legend.
Bakedspecialist
*thud* *thud*
GoDirectlyToGulag
Florida man has awakened.
jahondabeat420
Steve Irwin would clap them
ScrapyardCosmonaut
The forbidden cheeks
Jaron58
Challenge accepted
cainofdreaming
2sips
triggrhaapi
He's the 5 door model.
Qnod33
I highly doubt he was born without a tail, I would bet all $3 i own it got done ate
AlwaysFokenSavage
weoweoweoweoweeeeeeeeeeee
Got done ate??
lordbunbun
I think Bob is a girl
RichardPicture
Ima raise up and eat dat assigator
fishintennessee
Other gators:
ohhrosella
If this is the tailless gator named Bob that lives in Myrtle Beach, sc he certainly was born that way, thankfully in captivity, which is
ohhrosella
The only reason he is still alive today
PimpinKen
Someone got their stimulus check
Myothercarisadelorean
How about $3.50
MaadMaanMaatt
Tree... fiddy...???
MrWarmMilk
God damnit lochness monster!
HandoB4Javert
Butt. Buttt...
positiveleroy
Et right up
pinatafarmer
Wow, you're poor... at guessing, give me the cash, moneybags
lunables
Bobs a she!
JacksNaggingProcrastination
How do you know
lunables
Check the sauce in my other comment!
TautologyIsWhatItIs
Ahem... the correct verbiage is that it "done got" ate. Please retain from such faux pas in the future.
StatmanIbrahimovic
faux pas yourself, please *refrain*
mikeatc
Cajuns can be dyslexic too
Invisiblecurse
Done g'ate
DVsloth
Orsson
EXPLOSIONS
katidragon
"Faux Pas? My Dad's 100% REAL!"
albinoblksheep
Thank you for a genuine belly laugh! I love you, internet stranger!
LinguisticBitch
You cannot speak on my behalf.
Bachofbach
Indubitably.
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
Levitator
Anyone know how a crock tastes? Is it edible?
HELLLLOOOOO
Meh. Tastes like meat. Nothing remarkable. Reminds me of veal mixed with chicken.
nonCanadianGoose
I’ve only ever had it fried or blackened. Reminds me a lot of veal cutlet
slinkiisu
I cannot stop misreading that question
Levitator
SgtDefaultGN
Had some in Australia back in the before time, tastes like chicken with the texture of fish.
Stuey1221
Tastes like chicken with a mild fishy flavour. Also pretty chewy if it’s not cooked perfectly
britishdownunder
I've had really good croc pies. But I've also had really bad grilled croc. Gotta cook it right
IndyBlu
Swamp chicken is the best way I can think to describe it. Not my favourite. My FIL gets it everytime we have overseas guests visit us in Oz
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
Totally read that as crack. Crock crack.
Wootnessmonster
Slightly stringy, swampy chicken in the same way some fish taste like bottom feeders
RiverRoyal
I know a few people that feed on bottoms. I wonder what they taste like ?
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Shrimp chicken? so like crab?
comacomacomacomachameleon
it's on the menu at every seafood restaurant in Florida. It's like a really fatty chicken thigh; a little fishy...
Levitator
Fascinating! Hope I get to try it once .. do they get raised on farms like bitey chickens? Or are they hunted?
comacomacomacomachameleon
There are farms, but some restaurants will serve wild caught. Fresh fish tastes a little like the water it was caught in; gator is the same.
lunables
https://alligatoradventure.com/animals/detail/Bob
Hungrypiemonger
do she got a booty?...in fact, she do.
ShutUpMeh
She's one of them lady Bobs
remingtn
darnit696
Feel the burn and hand over that $3.
shredordead
He wants his 3 dollars!!!
DrFunkinstein
Yo boys any words on that 3 dollars?
Norsukanuuna
Anybody heard about dem 3 dollary-doos?
SquirellyDaniel
tuxedobob
Hillary Duff?
Hotato
Jennifer Lawrence
GraeYstaG237
Jennifer lawrence...how do you fuck that up?
tuxedobob
Well... because she’s blond here.
wishIcouldthinkofsomething
No, someone farted.