But I will take free breakfast.

Sep 1, 2013 4:57 PM

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I think I prefer Chris Rock's philosophy on Strip Club buffets: Titties and Tater Tots DON'T MIX.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WTF IS HE PICKING UP IN THE LAST GIF??!?!!?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the biscuit/gravy gif is slightly pornographic to me right now

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You underestimate me!" http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-02-2013/5MklSR.gif

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just watched his new movie "We are the Millers" realized he is always hilarious

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here, you're getting all the up votes I have

13 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 3

Beaver's and Eggs :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my kind of guy.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

gotta have dem gravy biscuits

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my favorite person alive

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is a breakfast buffet normal at a strip club? Cause if it is...I might, for the first time, wanna spend some time at strip clubs...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha! Manly American moustache man!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE GRAVY??? YOU ARE AT A STRIP CLUB!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know what I'm about son.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Again, RFS

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

HIS CHEST HAS A MUSTACHE.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

THE SWANSON PYRAMID OF GREATNESS IN THE BACK!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That last one, his look of innocence and extra bacon.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know where I'm going next Sunday for breakfast!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Excuse me, waitress? There's a pancake in my vag hair platter.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL he's married to Megan Mullally. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005259/

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL he's 11 years younger than her.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The hang time on that pancake.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

what is he holding in the last gif?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That face at the end

13 years ago | Likes 366 Dislikes 2

I don't think I've ever seen him happier.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's because no one has ever been that happy.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There are a few episodes where he laughs like a school girl.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

haha he's so damned happy :D makes ME happy.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He's so happy with that bacon

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Tomcat, pull up a mouth, this breakfast buffet is unstoppable.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always considered myself an atheist... but now.. now I have seen God.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dat pancake flip

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's Walt Jr. (Flynn) real dad!!

13 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Ah shit, it was a breakfast joke and I didn't get it. Sorry.

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

your user name is apropriate

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Almost every strip club has these.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only know because my restaurant catered the nearby titty bar.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As funny as Ron is in this, I find it funnier that there is a breakfast buffet in this strip club.

13 years ago | Likes 1350 Dislikes 23

Most of our local joints do this.. Or steak dinner.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude that's like a major thing, tons of them have em.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a licensing rule in some parts of the world. Used to go to a nightclub that had to serve food to open on Sundays, $5 all you can eat

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

A lot of strip clubs have breakfast buffets. You should get out more and by get out more I mean visit a strip club or two.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to think that all strip clubs had breakfast buffets until I realized my now ex-bf simply realized he could lure me to one with food

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the clubs in my area has hotwings, meatballs, and mini eggrolls. Nothing like groping a stripper with greasy fingers.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A strip club here in Charlotte has, I kid you not, "Tits and Grits" on Sundays. How sad...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's buffets in lots of strip clubs for licensing reasons. If you serve food it's often easier to get and keep your liquor license.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Some states require food to be provided with alcohol. Lots of places get around it with cheap buffets.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over the past 9 hours since this post I've learned more about Strip Club Buffets than I could've possibly imagined. Imgur is educational.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I would never eat food in a strip club, but places like Las Vegas and NYC have them.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would, as long as the food is prepared Benihanas style by the strippers. I have a fetish for burnt nipples.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Ha. We actually have a breakfast buffet at the strip club I work at for the last hour and a half of the night.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found an all-you-can-eat steak buffet, BYOB strip club in El Paso, TX.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first attempted interpretation of BYOB was Bring Your Own Bitch. Sounds like an interesting business model.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thatsthejoke.jpeg

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to Germany, they have whorehouses with free food and drinks. Pay 70 euro's and you can hang out, take sauna's and eat all day.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portland has one with a salad bar and a $4 steak.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

never trust a $4 steak.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same quality as Gas station Egg sandwiches.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother's old boss used to take him to a strip club every Friday&he only went for the free lunch.He went to school with some of thegirls.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

though the buffet is almost always indicative of a lower quality dance, you just ate bacon.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legs & Eggs buffet. It's awesome.

13 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 3

Tits and grits

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

omg cheese grits, with the sprankle cheese... yesssss.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what strip clubs have you been frequenting?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they exist! i used to go to a strip club on friday night because thats when they had free breakfast. Nothing like titties and bacon at 3am

13 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 2

Sadly, I believe it. It's still funny though.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

TIL: Strip clubs with buffets in them are surprisingly common.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've been to a few, everyone I've been to has a buffet

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that what the club was called? "Titties and Bacon"?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i honestly dont remember so for the sake of awesomeness im going to say yes

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Nothing like titties and bacon at 3am." - jokerswild8907

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tits & Grits.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Legs and Eggs!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You and @BasilGreen should get together & meet up for some TnAnG because it sounds like you guys live near the same Club.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wait until you try the creamy mushroom soup.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would actually not mind going to a strip club if there was a good breakfast buffet.

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I club on Manhattan was really more of a restaurant where the waitresses just happened to all be naked. That was fun. Great food, too.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1