Friday Fantastically Fun Star Trek Dump!

Nov 24, 2024 11:50 AM

Skullwriter

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#17 that is because Spiner doesn't look good in drag

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#17 It makes a lot more sense when you realize the first seasons of TNG were written by day time soap opera writers. As far as I'm concerned, TNG wasn't really TNG until Riker grew a beard. :D

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#13 - and for that brief, glorious decade, even Vulcans, ever-logical, gave up their Beatles-esque mop-tops and embraced the big-hair glory of the Age Of AquaNet.

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#8 Tragically, due to his robotic nature, Data arrived at 4 o'Clock

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The memes never end.

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#7 Is this that luxury gay space communism I've been hearing so much about?

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#6 You must be assseminated

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*eke

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#1 The muscle used to straighten your little finger (so you can raise it to your lips, for example) is the extensor digiti minimi

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#1 I actually made this joke about a Picard action figure 30 years ago.
#11 Kirk knew Mitchell at the academy. I suspect Kirk had only just come aboard 1701 as the new Captain. Did he and Mitchell arrive together, or was it coincidence?

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Lore was technically a better functioning version of Data. Lore had more features, was more human, had a robust personality and self driven innovation that didn't simply copy human behaviors but built upon them. unfortunately this also made him a 100% bastard. turns out making a more human robot also makes them a dickhead with superhuman abilities.

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Wait, did she actually say that? What episode is that from??

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She did! Freeman is actually saying "Imager" (which is the thing she plucks from the air and hands to the woman), but it works. Lower Decks episode is S03E09, "Trusted Sources".

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#13 The Vulcan lady's 80s hairstyle in the background stole my attention in that picture!

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Saavik - Played by Robin Curtis

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#11 Gary was the kind of character that people who don't know Kirk think Kirk was.

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Though even then, Bones got more game than Kirk did, yet Kirk is the one stereotyped as a manwhore.

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I don’t know if it was done on purpose, but it’s the kind of person he could have been, especially considering his arrogance as a kid, but he learned humility and selflessness.

He is the type of leader who is immune to bribery, because there’s nothing he wants that could be used as a bribe.

You can see it occasionally in politicians (do you think it would be possible to bribe Bernie, for instance?) but it’s rare. Makes for great TV heroism though.

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yeah, I actually got to read some of the early series documents (writer's room memos, casting calls, character bios) in an archival job - Kirk being the galactic "fuck da rules, fetch me a coffee sugar tits" casanova was NEVER the intent of his character - though there's definitely some "oof 60s" sexism.

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Bizarrely, the character that is the 60's sexist is.... Spock. He frequently talks how women are 'more scared' than men, treats nurse Chapel awfully and so on, whereas Kirk was friendly with all his exes, respected the hell out of their jobs and even told Gary X about boundaries and respecting a 'No'. Dude was way ahead of his time.

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Sorry, Charlie X

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Playing to that still persistent idea that logic is masculine, emotion is female - TOS is so hampered by a mix of standards and practices and the staff writers being silent gen/early boomer men.

But yeah, god some of the character bios is pure "Goddamn it Roddenberry," as Uhura is "is a warm, highly female female off duty."

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There's a lot of fun shit, including scripts - reading the script of "This Side of Paradise" makes Spock's deal even more heartbreaking as the writer really gets into his head.

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#6 The question is, is it pronounced Bor-gee or Borg-ee?

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say it out loud, the one that makes you giggle is the correct one

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#15 What’s the bad news?

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The fact there is bad news is in itself bad news.

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"The bad news is I'm seeing names again." It's in the first panel.

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I misread it as “The good news is…”

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#16 Actual may not imply imaginary fucks, it may be like radio call signs, where "actual" implies you are speaking to the fuck in charge.

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#8 last panel is him trying to figure out if the time is in military or binary

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so its either 1:00AM or 4 something (whats the epoch?) ?

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#10

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Yeah, seriously, the last definitive time anyone saw her was when she was devastated at the whales being removed without her knowledge and running off in her truck in an emotionally charged manner... all that would be left is her truck abandoned in a public park, for no discernable reason, and unverified accounts of her assisting two unknown men in helping an arrested man escape military police custody in a hospital.

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Me, watching the scene of her driving away: "Hey, you gotta put on your SEATBELT!"
Mom: "Well, she's in a wee bit of a snit."
Me: "No, she's in a truck!"
Dad: "But she drove off in a huff!"

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When she got to the 23rd century she probably had a blast looking up all the conspiracy theories about her disappearance

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Probably wiped out by all the wars.

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There's a novel that recently came out, called Lost to Eternity, which has a plot where two podcasters try to find out why she disappeared!

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There's a book sequel when she looks herself up and reads that her apartment burned down the following... week? and realizes she would've died in her sleep or something.

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#2 sadly yes, there's too many loud racist misogynistic shitheads, and outright "Evil Fascist Empire is COOL", least most dye-in-the-wool trekkies understand what Trek is about

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Star Trek had plenty of bad romance plots regardless

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You can thank Berman for that.

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Piano, flute and the 'one mind' episode would disagree. Imzadi, by Peter David also shiny..

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That candle got done dirty.

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"Dr. Crusher, what are you doing with that candle?" - "Bikini Waxing. Wax on, wax off, wax on, waxsoffwaxson....

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OK, does "bad" modify "romance" here, or "plot"?

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Sounds like a guy wearing a star wars tshirt

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Ah, space ghosts and the ladies who love them.

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It could be worse. It could be Geordie's lovelife

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Honestly, you fuck one ghost and Starfleet will never let you hear the end of it...

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They hated Vash so much, they shipped her off to Q

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Data & Tasha, then they killed her

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Wesley and the holodeck

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Jadzia & Worf was a great story. May she keep finding glory and honor in Sto-vo-kor.

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I never liked them being paired up. They had basically nothing in common except that Dax was a Klingon for a while.

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I just thought of Geordi and cringed.

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I say this as a fan, I'm not sure it had a good one.

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Gotchu Fam. Lwaxana Troi and Timicin

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That’s one of the most under-rated episodes. Such a great conflict without a clear answer or clean resolution. Leaves you with plenty to think about.

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Jadzia Dax and Worf. Grilka and Quark. Dax and Lenara. Kira Nerys and Odo. Benjamin Sisko and Kasidy Yates. Garak and Julian Bashir. Gul Dukat and his own ego. O'Brien and the showrunners' sadism towards him.

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Its not Dukats fault that no realized the show was about him. Watch the Irishman Suffer was a great go to. We need an episode idea, what can we do to O'Brien? Lose his daughter, time travel loop, how about 20 years locked in his mind. Better yet, combat situation with just Julian

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To be fair, I always did enjoy Watch the Irishman Suffer Power Hour.

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Goblin Does a Crime is probably my second favorite

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This explains a lot about things done to Ireland throughout history, I think

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#17 ... but ... what if they went with the female android plot line and found:

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Is that Alison Brie cosplaying as Carrie Fisher?

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That's Carrie Fisher cosplaying as Princess Leia and getting paid for it.

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TNG really did too many things way too early in the first season, at least TOS waited until episode 7 for "Everyone acting out of character" (though it ended up as episode 4 in broadcast), TNG did The Naked Now on Episode *2*

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They knew just how incredible Brent's range was.

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Female android you say? There is only room enough in my heart for one, and it will forever be Number Eight

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#2 I consider myself both a Stark Trek fan and a Star Wars fan. I like Star Trek for brightness of it and for what is possible for mankind. I like Star Wars because laser swords, space magic, pirates and smugglers and criminal under world and a clear defined enemy. And i totally agree with this poll.

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I was always a Star Wars fan but I'm pretty much done with it now. Disney has fucked it up so badly that I have no hope that it'll ever be good again.

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There are Trek fans who say the same thing. I'm still a fan of both.

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Side note, i have multiple Star Wars t-shirts but zero Star Trek. But i also don't see a lot of Trek t-shirts for sale at Target or Wal-Mart either.

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Well shopping for nerd shirts at Target or Walmart is your first mistake.

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But the fact that they are in Target and Walmart says that there will be vastly more Star Wars t-shirt than there are Star Trek t-shirts, meaning Star Trek t-shirt wearing fans do more to seek them out and are therefore more hardcore. There's probably a statistical analysis that can be performed by a Trekie who could correlate the date.

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Star Wars has always been a merchandising powerhouse even before Disney started squeezing the last drops from it, while Star Trek's merchandise potential has been criminally underserved.

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I've met more than one lady into star trek, and I suspect that giving Data an evil twin did nothing to save us from bad romance plots. if anything, it likely only fueled them. I'm not going to go look for the fanfiction. I can sense it. looming. terrible in both content and continuum. immeasurable.

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https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Data*s*Lore/works only 76, 46 which are explicit.

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I mean, this is the fandom that literally gave us the definition of "slash".

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Did not know that little tidbit of history.

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Yeah, ST was one of the first (if not _the_ first) fandoms with an actual fanfic community, and as such, the writers needed a way to quickly tell the readers what their story was about, creating a foundation for the various shorthands and tags used by fanfic sites. One of them was a way to announce to the reader which characters were in the story and what their relationship was - a plus (Kirk+Spock) meant the characters were friends; a slash (Kirk/Spock) meant they were lovers.

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Amazing! Thank you, librarian!

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And because most of the characters were men, the main way of getting romance in these stories was either using an original character (typically a self insert; relatedly, this is also where the term "Mary Sue" comes from, since A) majority of fanfic writers were women, often young and without significant writing experience, and B) so many of these SIs were just so gosh darn perfect in every single way) or shipping two male characters in a gay romance, the term "slash" has gained the connotations

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of referencing same-sex (and specifically male) romance (with the corresponding neologism "femslash" to denote lesbian romance). The shorthand (charA/charB) is pretty much universal, though, and doesn't imply any specific orientation.

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