SammyWinny
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Thanos: a creative problem solver
Sounds legit
Dec 16, 2017 6:16 AM
SammyWinny
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Sounds legit
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Solid thinking.
Turbosword123
I took a judo class and it felt like they weren't fighting me as much as fighting the floor using me as a convenient weapon.
RobJenkins
If Thor had a hammer he'd hammer in the morning
SupremeWarChief
Can someone post a video of this
MeisterKleister
animated version: https://imgur.com/X3ataNU.
Jeddaven
He's Raisin-man now.
PhilStone911
Thanos is a creative problem solver
DefenderOfDog
red hulk just threw thor in space then the hammer became weightless
inyourfaceaction2002
If it sounds stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
antwagon
Philantropist, gentleman, connoisseur, raging lunatic
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
PikachuBuckyBarns
Marry Christmas Jeff!
yifin
I will treasure this man as a perfect presentation of utter oblivious stupidity.
SaltyInternetPirate
If you're looking for utter oblivious stupidity, you're looking for Louie Gohmert. At least this guy learned something from this exchange.
yifin
I don't think it took. gohmert is willfully evil.
AlexisActually
Nah, he's a Christian conservative. He probably chose not to learn it.
GTalmighty
If he was truly the God of hammers it wouldn't hurt him
JohnMorbid
god of hammers ? what drugs are you taking ?
GTalmighty
You must have not seen the new thor movie? You and the other downvoters.
JohnMorbid
Indeed I didn't, sorry for not understanding the joke
playstation360
Can't wait to see the showdown between this dude and Superman.
Eekthekat
In order for that to happen there would need to be a DC & Marvel crossover ♂️
playstation360
I was making a joke about how Thanos is in the same villain category as Darkseid by pretending to confuse the two.
Eekthekat
Ahh...indeed
Mercenarity
Remember that time he made Deadpool immortal to keep him away from his grim reaper girlfriend? Yeah that'll never be in the movies. :(
Keitek
Disney owns Deadpool and the X-Men now with their buyout of Fox. It could happen now.
JesseStagoll
There'll be something big happen during avenger 4 that shakes the MCU up and allows an opening for them to add some of the fox characters.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
They've just merged studios, and Marvel Universe just had an immense storyline about the merging of multiple parallel universes...
JesseStagoll
That's what I was getting at.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Could be a blast. Can't wait for Iron Man to meet Magneto. "Wait, you can do wha-AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
PyroAvok
Too bad we missed the chance to have Magneto solve the Ultron problem in two seconds.
FoxGodRecords
Thanos: a creative problem solver
surprisemotherfuckers
now if only the rest of that show had that level of creative writing
RealScienceMan
Better than the awful Spider-Man show.
surprisemotherfuckers
is the new one better or worse?
RealScienceMan
The new what? The Ultimate spider-man show was awful, avenger's assemble was pretty good.
surprisemotherfuckers
The Spider-man that released recently, Ultimate spider man is awful and avengers assemble pisses me off due to its constant wasted potential
RealScienceMan
Avengers assemble is basically all the of more kid friendly plot lines from the Avengers, so it's what I would expect from Disney.
Player3hasArrived
Thats the kind of creativity we need! Thanos 2020!
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Orange out. Purple in.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Cthulhu/Thanos 2020
Balisarius
To be fair he would just kill half the people in the universe. Not just arrange for poor people to die faster and still love him for it.
YOUAreTheMagicMan
"Make Infinity Great Again."
thegreatalan
he was a farmer, we want rugged individualism /s
Diploew
SalmonTheWise
Decoyape11
Sauces?
dontpickupthepoopdollar
Yes
SorDavos
Avengers assemble
EClaire1073
Bechamel
Michealbay
Putenesca
Aksuuuh
Marinara
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Normie
Steel723
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Got damn that face
DorthLous
They need to start bringing the powers of Loki out. Right now, he's so far under comic level (and mythology), it's ridiculous. Boost pls.
Voltorez
I always thought he should be stronger what abilities should he have?
DorthLous
Basically, in the comic, his power is "He lies to the world and the world believes it for a moment." He doesn't cast spell or such.
DorthLous
At the end of the day, he's such a good deceiver that he can deceive anyone, the Universe included.I was hoping he'd pull a Thor in Ragnarok
DorthLous
He can be in other locations because, again, he'll remind the world he was there. His multiple selfs are all real because he knows they are.
DorthLous
He can travel time, because he says he was there. He can walk vertically on wall, because he tells gravity to forget him.
Crimx42
pareidoliaperson
Isn't Thor blinded on one eye now too?
sharkwaffle
Spoilers: yes.
TheBlackWindHowls
"Dad's beard!"
ChaleMurphy
I forgot where this is from, but I temper when I saw this scene It fuck got killed me
HQDefault
It was so funny that you closed your eyes and forgot English half-way through that sentence
ClashofCats
Your English is superb
SecondSince
Shakespearean almost!
Amythyst
PataRican
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit