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Dec 15, 2016 9:38 AM

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Instant ice

I misspelled science sorry.

This exact thing happens with Arizona Green Tea left in our garage when the temp is below freezing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cool. Super cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Pournstar

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

cool magic trick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to do in a freezer because the motor shakes the water slightly. Happens to me when I leave water in the car overnight in MN.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really the bottle just needs to be in for like an hour. And any bottled water works. I know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking for a cats cradle reference, don't drop it in the ocean :o

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I pour it down my throat?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your body heat should melt it quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pour it on your dick!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't shake it!" *Proceeds to tell us to shake it"

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ICE 9! ICE 9! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

Ice nine kills

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favorite Vonnegut book.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start 9?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows this from a book, and I'm just sitting here thinking about 9 hours, 9 persons, 9 doors.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You are a cool human being

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's the cats cradle reference. Time to die for Bokono

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

See the cat? See the cradle?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just looked this up. How is "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" a movie and this isnt?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because people are fucking morons

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly, man got to sit and wonder why why why. Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land, man got to tell himself 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Good reference!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He understand.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did that with a beer once by accident. It was so cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Remove the bottle carefully, DON'T SHAKE IT.... Shake or flick the bottle." Wait, which one is it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had this happen to me as I was drinking from a water bottle, I feared for my life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL instantly = 2 hours and 45 minutes...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome. Now drink the purified water and watch your throat freeze up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rapid nucleation!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I accidentally did this with a water bottle in my car. Went to drink it and thought I was high or something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't shake it" [shakes/flicks it]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE KING OF RANDOM

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, wait, wait. Is he pouring water and coke into a quaich?! He should have a word with himself.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Googles quaich*.........Yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is really hard to get just right, but if you can do it you will feel like a god

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it accidentally once. Saw it freeze before my eyes and was convinced I was losing my mind. Never been able to recreate it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Instant" slushie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just 2 hrs and 45 min of pre-planning required.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if you put your finger in the water, and shook it around? Would your finger become stuck in ice? :O

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Well it only turns slushy so your finger wouldn't really be stuck but it would be surrounded by icy slush

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Finger"

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

Yes, until the warmth of your finger melts enough around the area of contact for it to slip off.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Might take a few if it's past the second knuckle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In theory, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

oh god.... what if you pushed someone into a pool of this water

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

calm down satan

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go on satan ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've accidentally done this with beer. Don't leave frozen carbonated beverages on the counter. It will spill. Very very slowly

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Also don't forget to take them out. Drunkenly forgot a "quick chill" in the freezer. Beer slushy and broken glass all up in my freezer.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My husband. All the fucking time. Guess who cleans it up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've done that with 4 pepsi cans, not fun to clean

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha casuals. One time I had a bucket of blood on my top shelf and it broke the shelf and everything under it got fucking destroyed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looked metal af tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' ruined.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm more interested in the story of why there was a bucket of blood in your freezer.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

blood sausages?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not important really

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

-11° F? What do you you expect; everyone just owns a Sub Zero? My freezer barely shits out 20°

9 years ago | Likes 701 Dislikes 6

I sell SubZero for a living.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 14, 2017 10:05 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Live in South Dakota and it was -11 last night. not bad at all right now, since the wind died down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Sub zero is plain zero" as Arnie would say

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peasants don't get to science

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you mad? Ya might wanna "cool down".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My freezer hits - 18C and this works most of the time.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

thats special? mine was free and goes to -32C. have to admit i never bought one though

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't speak american. Can someone normal this for me?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats not a freezer my friend,do you wven have eyes?jahhaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Now I'll never again be able to use an ice cube dispenser without giggling,"ice poop!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I own Sub Zero daily.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in mn, it's currently -11 degrees out my dude. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Fuck, and I thought +11 was cold today!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MNFTW

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Word

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From Houston, flew back home from MN for business yesterday... Holy shit it was cold

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's so damn cold.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But there was a bar that gave you free bacon periodically throughout the night

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's summer in Scotland ya pansie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still wearing shorts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-6 in ol' Two Harbors. You up on the range?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your dude,buddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theoretically, it works at any freezing temperature, but the colder the better.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Gimme a sec, making a petition to use the absolute zero chamber in my University.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

"Hey can I borrow that incredibly expensive thing" "what for" "slushes n shit"

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Also Internet lols

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Teacher gave the green light, but need to get permission from the principal.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, thats awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To a point. I mean it's not really going to work at 31 F, since the process of freezing releases a lot of heat. You need it to be cold (1)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

enough to absorb all the excess heat without getting above freezing. (2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It releases heat, not temperature. Temperature of the water doesn't change while it's freezing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's at 20 it's a fridge.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Uhh, 20°F is freezing, and 20°C is room temp....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fahrenheit. 20F is not a fridge.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if it's at 20 C it's a heated living room, so I'm *really* not sure where he was going with that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ehm, no, room temperature is. 30C

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

20 C is almost 70 F. 30 C is almost 90.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1